Pandas
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:02 am
Some of you may know the trouble I have with wildlife, mice, adders etc and I currently being stalked by a seagull with poisonous spit.
Anyway imagine my horror when I was given information that Washington Zoo has a baby Panda bred in captivity!!
What I ask are you doing my American friends bnreeding a vicious loathsome creature like this. First off a few panda facts :
1)They are 12ft tall (why do you think they are called giant)
2) they have six inch long claws
3) They are highly venomous
4) They love the taste of human flesh.
For years chines scientists have believed that they are gentle creatures that eat only bamboo, not true, they use the bamboo to fashion weapons whith which they kidnap hapless peasants and them force these unforunates into thier burrows to devour later, if you don't believe me look at the evidence.
It inhabits bamboo forests, what colour is it, green? Brown? no black and white, some camouflage that is?
Has anyone here tasted bamboo. OK the shoots are Ok at a push but the leaves and stalks???
No these loathsome creatures have conned us all. Look at their breeding habits, as everyone knows the males are only 3 ft tall and realise that they will be devoured after successful mating, no wonder their ardour is that of Michael Jackson in a room full of adult women. So let's end this menace now.
While I am on a roll what about those bloody whales, cluttering up the sea and denying those nice japanese their favourite blubber sandwiches. These supposedly intelligent creatures regularly run up on our beaches, yet they are supposedly intelligent, look Moby how hard can it be? The sea is that watery blue thing and the land is everything else.
OK I am off to lie down now
Anyway imagine my horror when I was given information that Washington Zoo has a baby Panda bred in captivity!!
What I ask are you doing my American friends bnreeding a vicious loathsome creature like this. First off a few panda facts :
1)They are 12ft tall (why do you think they are called giant)
2) they have six inch long claws
3) They are highly venomous
4) They love the taste of human flesh.
For years chines scientists have believed that they are gentle creatures that eat only bamboo, not true, they use the bamboo to fashion weapons whith which they kidnap hapless peasants and them force these unforunates into thier burrows to devour later, if you don't believe me look at the evidence.
It inhabits bamboo forests, what colour is it, green? Brown? no black and white, some camouflage that is?
Has anyone here tasted bamboo. OK the shoots are Ok at a push but the leaves and stalks???
No these loathsome creatures have conned us all. Look at their breeding habits, as everyone knows the males are only 3 ft tall and realise that they will be devoured after successful mating, no wonder their ardour is that of Michael Jackson in a room full of adult women. So let's end this menace now.
While I am on a roll what about those bloody whales, cluttering up the sea and denying those nice japanese their favourite blubber sandwiches. These supposedly intelligent creatures regularly run up on our beaches, yet they are supposedly intelligent, look Moby how hard can it be? The sea is that watery blue thing and the land is everything else.
OK I am off to lie down now
