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I have to go to Oak Ridge TH soon, anyone have any tips

Speak with a drawl or they won't understand you.

Here's a link Both...................

Most activity seems to be in the city park, they have a web cam.

'Durn squirrels must be up to mischief again.

http://www.cortn.org/

Bothwell wrote: I have to go to Oak Ridge TH soon, anyone have any tips


DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!

:-3 Huh!! Tennessee Yikes !! Been there have no desire to go back. Actually the blue grass country is beautiful.

Take LC with you she can show you the sites. Or at least interpet what they say to you.

I think with your British accent, and their southern drawl it will be interesting to see the communication in action..

CARLA wrote: :-3 Huh!! Tennessee Yikes !! Been there have no desire to go back. Actually the blue grass country is beautiful.



Take LC with you she can show you the sites. Or at least interpet what they say to you.



I think with your British accent, and their southern drawl it will be interesting to see the communication in action..:Dhe won't be there long, coming to florida after. has to take care of business first! then pleasure! :-6 the alligators await a good English meal!

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:-3 Oh My God....!! has Bothwell seen this..

He will never open your door again.. Yikes that would scare me to death..

CARLA wrote: :-3 Oh My God....!! has Bothwell seen this..



He will never open your door again.. Yikes that would scare me to death..;)half the critters here have tried to eat him, but he is fearless in the spirit of intrepid English explorers through the ages!

Better make sure he packs his KEVLAR clothing for this trip.. and lots of CAB FARE..!! :wah: :wah: I know the pier is very, very, far away..

CARLA wrote: Better make sure he packs his KEVLAR clothing for this trip.. and lots of CAB FARE..!! :wah: :wah: I know the pier is very, very, far away..;)i am telling him you said that!! LOL LOL

:wah: I know I'm bad, but that story still makes me laugh till I have tears in my eyes.. I can just see him in the CAB..:driving: Sorrry Bothwell it's one of the funniest stories I have ever heard..

WHOOPS !! I'M BELLY LAUGHING AGAIN..:wah:

OK here is the Bothwell pier story...he and i were staying at a beach hotel but i had to go to work for 12 hours....figured he could sleep away his jet lag. but NOOOOOOO he decides to go to the pier and visit with the local old fishermen who are always out there, as well as enjoy the ambiance....so he tells the desk clerk to order him up a taxi. of course the poor desk clerk cannot comprehend one word Bothwell says. so here comes the cab, Both gets in and says "pier please". the cabbie nonchalantly points to the pier which is 30 yards across the street! ( i give the guy credit for not driving Both 37 miles.) so, with great British pride, aplomb and dignity, Both says "yes, but i want a ride anyway"!! he was not about to admit he didn't see the pier! LOL LOL ...he has never lived it down! hahahahahahaha:wah: :wah: :wah:

Please go to Smoky Mtn Ntl Park !

You will be awed !

If you dont go you will not be awed.

:wah: :wah: :wah: Laughing again, I truly think you should send this story to "Reader Digest"... They will love it and Bothwell will be famous.

:-4

easy for you to say Far....he's gonna kill me. :wah: ....i have 93 stories about Both in the US. here's another...we are sitting on a park bench in a tourist area. like most Europeans he rolls his own cigs. so there he is rolling one up, appearing like he is rolling up a big fat joint. and here comes local city police on foot patrol...i am county, we don't necessarily all know each other. they stand there looking at him incredulously...i had to whip out my badge and save him from the county jail . i really should never let him out of the car. LOL

I would like to express my thanks to all who are concerned for my sahety in the south. A certain deputy is taling advantage of my good nature to spread scurrilous (sic) rrumours about me. Actually the cab story is true and was a tad embarassing.

Thank you for the tips about Oak Ridge, I shall obviously be eschewing my normal mode of dress (harris tweed suit, bowler hat, sensible brogues and a rolled up brolly) in favour of more relaxed attire, perhaps my white linen suit and a panama hat what do you think?

As to the Florida wildlife I hold it in contempt, I come from theland of the mighty adder (max length 18 inches) that can Kill with 26 bites if you are over 95 and with a heart condition, in addition as I am sure LC will confirm an 8ft crocodile knocking on your door may be preferrable to some of the humans that inhabit the locality showing up.

Get a room ! God !



















:p

Nomad wrote: Get a room ! God !



















:pnomad, have you finally lost it? i can send the nice guys in the white jackets....

You could but Ill spin & twist around & make some really fast manuevers to confuse them and when theyre trying to figure out what happened ta da !

Theyll be in the straight jackets

Nomad wrote: You could but Ill spin & twist around & make some really fast manuevers to confuse them and when theyre trying to figure out what happened ta da !

Theyll be in the straight jackets :)nah. i'll tase you first while yelling "stop resisting" :wah: we have our tricks you know. heh heh

You think you have tricks up your sleeve ? HA !

I bet you dont even have sleeves do ya ?

I on the other hand have tricks.......oh yea





clever ones too







yup...you dont want a piece of my tricks I can tell you that sister.

that's what they all say before i cuff them up! hahahahaha got to go to sleep now, will get you tomorrow...nighty-night.

yea ? you & what donut eating band of suntan margarita drinking keystone cops ?







:wah:

Bothwell wrote: Thank you for the tips about Oak Ridge, I shall obviously be eschewing my normal mode of dress (harris tweed suit, bowler hat, sensible brogues and a rolled up brolly) in favour of more relaxed attire, perhaps my white linen suit and a panama hat what do you think?
I think this is what would pass for dapper in Tennessee, Bothwell. :guitarist