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I have noticed that loads of people put quotes at the end of their replies. Here are a few of my fave. quotes.....I would be interested to see some of yours :-

"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

George Bernard Shaw

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

Bill Cosby, Groucho Marx

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free"

Michelangelo

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

Emo Phillips (anyone know who this guy is ?)

Warm wishes......... Bez

Warning....I've got loads more quotes to post at other times

...........Mae West

When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better.

A hard man... is good to find

It's not the men in my life that counts -- it's the life in my men.

"If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it."

Albert Einstein

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

Dr. Seuss

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love this one Minks. :wah:

pina wrote: "How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love this one Minks. :wah:


Oh no you and I have similar minds hehehehehehehe

"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they

die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their

last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their

funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts law suits over their wills."

- Voltaire, French author/philosopher.

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same:.kipling

[QUOTE=minks]"If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it."

Albert Einstein



I loved this minks and will add to my collection.....keep'em coming.

Two more faves................

"I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order"

John Burroughs

"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best realtionship"

Buddha

Warm wishes ............... Bez:yh_flower

When I'm born I'm black, when I grow up I'm black, when I'm in the sun I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I die I'm black, and you... when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're cold you're blue, when you're sick you're blue, when you die you're green and you dare call me coloured.

Malcom X

Accountable wrote: When I'm born I'm black, when I grow up I'm black, when I'm in the sun I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I die I'm black, and you... when you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're cold you're blue, when you're sick you're blue, when you die you're green and you dare call me coloured.

Malcom X


Very gooood I like that one.

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

A. A. Milne

I love this one I think it is my all time fave.

Bez wrote: Guys and Gals

I have noticed that loads of people put quotes at the end of their replies. Here are a few of my fave. quotes.....I would be interested to see some of yours :-

"Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness."

George Bernard Shaw

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

Bill Cosby, Groucho Marx

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free"

Michelangelo



"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

Emo Phillips (anyone know who this guy is ?)

Warm wishes......... Bez

Warning....I've got loads more quotes to post at other times




The idle man does not know the meaning of rest!

(Confucious)

Forgive your enimies, but never forget their names!

(Cars)

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts!

(Cars)

"The effect of living backwards" the Queen said kindly: "it always makes one a little giddy at first...but there's one great advantage in it, that one's memory works both ways."

Lewis Carroll

"My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness"

-The Dalai Lama

I am more interested in the return of my money than I am of the return on my money.

"Will Rogers"

If its got tires or testicles - your gonna have trouble with it! Don't know who ever told me that but it is my ALL TIME favorite!

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Can't remember who said it.

Lon wrote: When you come to a fork in the road, take it.



Can't remember who said it.
Yogi Bera, baby!

Here's a new classic:



We live in a world where the mushroom people believe readily the fodder the media and powers to be feed them.

Xxena

Isn't God a hoot?

Flopstock

"Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there."

James Joyce

:-6

"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine"

Anthony J. D'angelo

:-6

"The course of human history is determined not by what happens in the skies, but by what takes place in our hearts."

-Sir Arthur Keith

^ I like that one

One of my personal favorites:



"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem."

Have no idea who said it, I just like it.

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Wernher von Braun

There are only two things a child will share willingly -communicable diseases and his mothers age :Benjamin Spock



we spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching then to walk and talk and the the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up:Phyllis Diller



just about the time a woman thinks her work is done ,she becomes a grandmother :Edward H Dreschack



A man loves his sweetheart the most ,his wife the best,but his mother the longest:

A man loves his sweetheart the most , his wife the best, but his mother the longest:"

Ahhhhh.....That's gonner be one of my faves from now on

Bez :-6 :-6 :-6

"Eiiiiiiiiiii Karumba"



Bart Simpson

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

-- Chic Murray

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

-- Charlie Chaplin





To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

-- Janet Coleman



;)

SGI President Ikeda's Daily Encouragement for September 19



Our existence in this world can be likened to a dream. The issue of by far the greatest importance and eternal relevance is how we face death, the inescapable destiny of all living beings. For in the face of death, external factors such as social status or position in the organization count for naught. Everything depends on one's faith, one's state of life.



:-6

I just heard this one:

There are two types of willing,

People that are willing to work and People that are willing to let them.

When I was in the 8th grade a English teacher always had us write about the Quote of the day.

At work someone always puts up a quote of the day.

Perhpas the quotes of the day will keep me from getting oldheimers for a few years.

Here are some rocking quotes

"You can't stop a train with a smile" Phil Mogg

"It is a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll" AC/DC

"Hiding like the sun in a loaded gun -- REALITY" Deep Purple

"Should we burn ourselves for the answer" Yes

Lotto

Looking forward to the new Deep Purple

Magic

minks wrote: "If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it."

Albert Einstein

"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"

Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

Dr. Seuss


Zsa Zasa Gabore was also quoted "No man is complete until he is married. Then he is finished"

Lotto

vistied rednOva since they seem to really really want me there

MagicZ4941A

Need some motivation ? ......





" Failing does not mean you are a failure. Probably it is not yet your turn. Try again."





"Everyday is a good day; just some days are better than others."





" Everyday there's an opportunity waiting to be discovered!"





" If your obstacles bring you down, then let your determination bring you up."



" Winners are ordinary people with the EXTRAORDINARY ENTHUSIASM & SPIRIT to win!"

Bez wrote:

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

Emo Phillips (anyone know who this guy is ?)

Warm wishes......... Bez




Emo Phillips was a stand up comedian. Tall, rail thin, spoke in a weird voice and had funky hair. Kind of a bowl cut. He also said:

I used to think the human brain was the most fascinating part of the body. But then I realized, well. . .look what's telling me that!

Whatever befalls the earth befalls the children of the earth. We do not weave the web of life, we are merely a strand in it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.

Chief Seattle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

Marjorie Johnson

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rutner

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

Robert Wilensky

"Regret what you do, not what you wish you'd done." BabyRider

911 wrote: Emo Phillips was a stand up comedian. Tall, rail thin, spoke in a weird voice and had funky hair. Kind of a bowl cut. He also said:

I used to think the human brain was the most fascinating part of the body. But then I realized, well. . .look what's telling me that!

Whatever befalls the earth befalls the children of the earth. We do not weave the web of life, we are merely a strand in it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.

Chief Seattle

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.

Marjorie Johnson

When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rutner

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true.

Robert Wilensky


Thanks for the low down on Emo Phillips....love your quotes.

I wonder how many zillions of quotes there are around the world, ....there seems to be quotes for every occasion, emotion or just plain funny. They fascinate me no end

For everyone at FG :-



'A HUG IS A PERFECT GIFT. ONE SIZE FITS ALL AND NOBODY MINDS IF YOU EXCHANGE IT'

So here's one for you all.......

Bez wrote: For everyone at FG :-



'A HUG IS A PERFECT GIFT. ONE SIZE FITS ALL AND NOBODY MINDS IF YOU EXCHANGE IT'

So here's one for you all.......














That's lovely, Bez. Thank you. As I can't do those special smilies, look above at your quote. I'm returning the hug!

Ah I love a hug - ok group hug everyone, come on don't be shy!!



:yh_hugs

Watch your thoughts; for they become your words.

Watch your words; for they become your actions.

Watch your actions; for they become your habits.

Watch your habits; for they become your character.

Watch your character for it will become your destiny.



Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.



The hardest battle is to be nobody but yourself in a world that's done its best, night and day, to make you like everyone else.



Violent behavior is not a revelation of one's strength, but an attempt to conceal their weaknesses.

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free



Michelangelo

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”

Bez wrote: Guys and Gals

I have noticed that loads of people put quotes at the end of their replies. Here are a few of my fave. quotes.....I would be interested to see some of yours :-





"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"

Emo Phillips (anyone know who this guy is ?)



Warm wishes......... Bez



Warning....I've got loads more quotes to post at other times


Found you a picture of Emo Phillips -







If you ever saw Just4Laughs on Channel 4 a few years ago, he was on that.

An weird but original thinker and quite funny too!



A few of my favourite quotes, although I don't know who said them originally.



What becomes of the broken-hearted, they buy shoes! (one us women will appreciate)

Always keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them!

Don't argue with a fool - the spectators can't tell the difference

Thanks for that Choco.....love the quotes...thank you

Here are some that I like:

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you haven't learned anything."

Muhammed Ali

******

"We create the world in which we live; if that world becomes unfit for human life, it is because we tire of our responsibility."

Cyril Connolly

******

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then dosen't hurt.

Lucy VanPelt

Marie5656 wrote: Here are some that I like:



"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then dosen't hurt.

Lucy VanPelt




My kind of person!!:)

chocoholic wrote: My kind of person!!:)


I thought of you when I saw the chocolate one...just had to put it in!!