Modern science and the greatest minds in the world are baffled
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:19 am
How did it happen? What cataclysmic event has occurred to cause it? We may never know...
Recent studies have revealed a never-before-seen, utterly puzzling situation. Apparently, an entire group of seemingly unrelated people, both women AND men, have become capable of acheiving a menstrual cycle....AT THE SAME TIME. While it's not uncommon for women to "synchronize" their monthly body functions, if kept in close quarters for long periods, the fact that there are men showing the same signs is what is so confounding.
An internet group, known as ForumGarden has recently been caught up in an extreme case of the "monthlies." People bickering, complaining, showing mood swings never experienced before and bouts of depression.
How has this happened?
A scientist by the name of Lionel Schmuck has been assigned to the case, to study the inner workings of ForumGarden, and it's members. Stay tuned for updates as they become available.
Recent studies have revealed a never-before-seen, utterly puzzling situation. Apparently, an entire group of seemingly unrelated people, both women AND men, have become capable of acheiving a menstrual cycle....AT THE SAME TIME. While it's not uncommon for women to "synchronize" their monthly body functions, if kept in close quarters for long periods, the fact that there are men showing the same signs is what is so confounding.
An internet group, known as ForumGarden has recently been caught up in an extreme case of the "monthlies." People bickering, complaining, showing mood swings never experienced before and bouts of depression.
How has this happened?
A scientist by the name of Lionel Schmuck has been assigned to the case, to study the inner workings of ForumGarden, and it's members. Stay tuned for updates as they become available.
