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A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can

take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for

work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one

person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can

take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both

looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, You guys are way behind. We took

a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half

the

country is looking for work."

I laughed. :wah: 6%=half :yh_rotfl

hehehehehe the truth hurts like a knee to the jaw....

Does Kmhowe72 have a appointment with the Texas doc?

no I don't have an appointment in Texas. that is way to far for me to go.:driving:

kmhowe72 wrote: A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can

take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for

work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one

person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can

take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both

looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, You guys are way behind. We took

a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half

the

country is looking for work."


Loved it. Here is a joke I heard

A well to do man walks into a bar and asks for a 12 year old scotch. The bartender pours him a glass and he tastes it and tells the bartender "this is not more than three years old. So the bartender pours him another and he tastes it and hands it back tellng him this is not more than eight years old. A man from the back come up and hands him a glass and he tastes it and spits it out and says " that tasted like ****! " "Yes, now how old am I?