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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:30 pm
just some fun reading
>A truly Canadian Apology to the USA...
>
>Courtesy of Rick Mercer from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC
>Television:
>
>On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology
>to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along
>very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
>wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the
>fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
>America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
>
>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more
>trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber
>that's cheaper and better than your own.
>
>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
>defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much,
>much, much, much better than yours.
>
>I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the
>war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
>
>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
>beer but, we Feel your Pain.
>
>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going
>up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by
>your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys
>pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew
>he had weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
>constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way
>which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that
>you're not upset over this.
>
>We've seen what you do to countries you get upset
>with.
>
>Thank you.
>A truly Canadian Apology to the USA...
>
>Courtesy of Rick Mercer from "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" CBC
>Television:
>
>On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology
>to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along
>very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
>
>I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
>wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the
>fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of
>America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
>
>I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more
>trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber
>that's cheaper and better than your own.
>
>I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our
>defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much,
>much, much, much better than yours.
>
>I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the
>war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
>
>I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
>beer but, we Feel your Pain.
>
>I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going
>up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by
>your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys
>pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew
>he had weapons.
>
>And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
>constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way
>which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that
>you're not upset over this.
>
>We've seen what you do to countries you get upset
>with.
>
>Thank you.
