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i am opening bids on my son. he is 6'5", gorgeous, (see photo on left). he was homecoming king, class clown, top athlete, most popular, drafted by major league baseball at age 18, pitched his way through college, has a 150 IQ, is a total slob, but loving and has a deep conscience. he can sing, he is a first-class comedian, he eats like the seventh army, and has no idea how to clean the bathroom. he has to beat girls off with a stick, but i am very proud he only went with high-class girls...except during spring break in daytona. he really needs a good woman. take him off my hands!

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Uh, he sounds GREAT but he wouldn't want ME!!!





Not only am I MARRIED... I'm too OLD for the youngsters any more...

SIGH... sure wish I could help ya out on this one but it's not to be...



;)

Too bad I'm:

1. Technically engaged

and

2. Living in Ohio

150 IQ??? I think that's the hottest part of all!

well you're not married yet!

Id introduce him to a gal friend in Fl. but not if he smells like fish. :p

Well, I have 2 available daughters-they are 24 and 19........................

:wah: Gotta move them on too one day..........................

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Hehe well I am available at the moment :yh_flower

flopstock wrote: I think you need to specify who you are responding to so that the appropriate parent knows to hid their child! :wah:



Didn't you go on a trip? did i miss the post on how it went


:-1 I'm not that bad really, honest,

Yeah the trip went great thanks. I still haven't got round to putting any pics up yet but hope to do so soon. If u want a more detailed version then u can find my holiday thread, but here's a short version.

Went to Vegas - great, had loads of fun, gambled once (did alright) very very hot

Went to LA - only had 1 day, liked what I saw though

Went to Grand Canyon - Amazing, such a specticle.

Came home and now chatting to u all again!!!

chonsigirl wrote: Well, I have 2 available daughters-they are 24 and 19........................

:wah: Gotta move them on too one day..........................
Your daughters are beautiful! And I like that pose, it's very cute.

they ARE beautiful!!

Thank you ladies, they are great girls-and Chris, you just went to Los Angeles, didn't you meet my oldest daughter there? My son and her live in my other home out there.

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chonsigirl wrote: Thank you ladies, they are great girls-and Chris, you just went to Los Angeles, didn't you meet my oldest daughter there? My son and her live in my other home out there.

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Well I was only there 1 day chonsi, and unless she spent most of her day on the Metro than I doubt it

LC - does he come with his own fridge full of food? :wah: :wah:

nvalleyvee wrote: LC - does he come with his own fridge full of food? :wah: :wah:no, he comes with dirty laundry!

LC - You make cute kids....LOL I just wish I was younger and single and I would change my name to LC daughter-in-law instead of MOM....Hee hee:-4

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl lady cop wrote: no, he comes with dirty laundry!

Yes LC he is a fine handsome young man.. Best I can do is be is his San Diego Mom..:-6

well he couldn't do any better than that! i'll be sending him with a bag of cash for food!! :-4

BOY eat to much.. he will have to work for his keep, we have a comedy store here he can be a jock by day, and a comedian by night.. I will have him so busy he won't know what hit him..:-6