Go Browns!!!
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:15 am
Whooo!
OK. They're not great. But at least they're not the Bangals, right?? We beat THEM, right?
Anyway, this is a team with good stories:
Remember nickle beer night? And then everyone threw beer onto the playing field? Yeah, that was awesome.
And there was the time Art Modell moved the whole team to Maryland...they became the Ravens. Now we HATE the Ravens. Even people who hate the Browns hate the Ravens. We united as a city. It was marvelous.
So they get so many penalties a game they always end up shooting themselves in the feet.
So their offensive line played like a bunch of wimps last year.
So I really hate their orange jerseys.
I still love them. Because they live across the street from normal people like my boyfriend and his boss, and because they shop at the Home Depot where my dad works, and they'll talk to you in line at the supermarket, and they shop at the ghetto mall.
What other city boasts players like that?
So Go Browns! They're actually off to a great start this year. I hope it stays that way.
OK. They're not great. But at least they're not the Bangals, right?? We beat THEM, right?
Anyway, this is a team with good stories:
Remember nickle beer night? And then everyone threw beer onto the playing field? Yeah, that was awesome.
And there was the time Art Modell moved the whole team to Maryland...they became the Ravens. Now we HATE the Ravens. Even people who hate the Browns hate the Ravens. We united as a city. It was marvelous.
So they get so many penalties a game they always end up shooting themselves in the feet.
So their offensive line played like a bunch of wimps last year.
So I really hate their orange jerseys.
I still love them. Because they live across the street from normal people like my boyfriend and his boss, and because they shop at the Home Depot where my dad works, and they'll talk to you in line at the supermarket, and they shop at the ghetto mall.
What other city boasts players like that?
So Go Browns! They're actually off to a great start this year. I hope it stays that way.