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my son Wolverine said i should look this place up. to hear him talk about it, i might not want to leave. i am not a very good typer. hunt n peck with 2 fingers. so bare with me.

i am a retired Farmer and John Deere foreman. me an the wife travel as much as i am able to. go on alot of bus trips set up by our local bank.

Before teh heart attack, you couldn't get me out of Guthrie County. Now i want to see as much as i can.

give me a few days to get up to speed on everyone. i really enjoy a good joke, especially at the boy's expense. HA!

oh, he said to watch out for Floppy. I'm not sure who that is, but i am sure i will find out.

ok, bye

Darrell

Hello Darrell and welcome! Ohhhh...a John Deere man! My hubby's favorite tractor! I'd like to know too...what kind of farming did you do?

hello and welcome! we really enjoy your son, and i am very pleased he's going to be a police officer! i know you're proud of him

canaan wrote: Hi Darrell! Good to have you around. Don't worry about how fast you type. You can take as long as you like in a forum.

What kind of farming did you do?


thankyou.

just crops. almost 2000 acres. me n my dad then me n the boy. lots of corn and soy beans.

i still own the ground, but i rent it out to one of the neighbors. he's been a hired hand for me for almost 15 years so i trust him enough to run things.

lady cop wrote: hello and welcome! we really enjoy your son, and i am very pleased he's going to be a police officer! i know you're proud of him


yes lady cop i am. well WE are i guess. his neice and nephew are real excited.

their first day of school is tomorrow and they said they are both goign to tell everyone that their big uncle JR is a Policeman. it's pretty cute.

Oops, I tried to post a HI but think it's lost somewhere! If anybody finds it, please send it home to me...Hello DadinIowa...your son is a hoot, hope you enjoy the bs'ing here!

Hi dad and welcome to the garden.:-6

Hello and welcome.:-6

Hello, and welcome! Man, I feel like an orphan...everybody here seems to be related to one another, or neighbors, etc. Well, I'm up for adoption if anyone cares. I don't eat too much, but I do love ice cream. I'll sleep on the couch.

nursie....we can both be orphans...on opposite sides of the country...what does our problem have to do with Wolverine and DadInIowa? Oh yeah...

NursiePoo wrote: Hello, and welcome! Man, I feel like an orphan...everybody here seems to be related to one another, or neighbors, etc. Well, I'm up for adoption if anyone cares. I don't eat too much, but I do love ice cream. I'll sleep on the couch.


you don't need to stay on the couch. I have an RV in the back yard. you can use it when me n the wife are home. when we go on a trip you can use the house. Just don't tell the boy. HA

Hi Dad!! We already have a "Mom" and now we have a dad, too! Hey, your son is one of the first people I look for when I'm here, he's a scream!! I hope you get as much enjoyment from FG as he appears to. Welcome!! :yh_peace

BabyRider wrote: Hi Dad!! We already have a "Mom" and now we have a dad, too! Hey, your son is one of the first people I look for when I'm here, he's a scream!! I hope you get as much enjoyment from FG as he appears to. Welcome!! :yh_peace


i was supposed to say something to you, so i sent it as a PM. don't hit me.

DadinIowa wrote: you don't need to stay on the couch. I have an RV in the back yard. you can use it when me n the wife are home. when we go on a trip you can use the house. Just don't tell the boy. HA


Thanks Dad! Here I come!:driving: Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

DadinIowa wrote: i was supposed to say something to you, so i sent it as a PM. don't hit me.
Tell your boy he's got a big mouth!! :yh_rotfl

All in good fun dad, so no worries!

Hi Pops! Welcome to FG. Now we know who to tattle to when Wolfy gets out of hand!:wah:

Hello and welcome aboard. We could use more of the senior perspective here:D . I'm looking forward to reading what you will be contributing.

chonsigirl wrote: Hi Pops! Welcome to FG. Now we know who to tattle to when Wolfy gets out of hand!:wah:


he acts up you send him to me. remember i know where he lives. HA

Clint wrote: Hello and welcome aboard. We could use more of the senior perspective here:D . I'm looking forward to reading what you will be contributing.


easy fella. i aint that senior yet.

i hope i can do justice to this place. you all seem incredibly educated. i'l try my best to keep up.

BabyRider wrote: Tell your boy he's got a big mouth!! :yh_rotfl

All in good fun dad, so no worries!


i have a very average sized mouth, thank you very much.

flopstock wrote: We'll do lunch, sweetie.. You me and his mom. Meet you half way...oh, and bring the baby pics...heheheh :sneaky:


Hey! you leave my dad alone. remember he's a newbie. and we don't like newbies.

DadinIowa wrote: easy fella. i aint that senior yet.

i hope i can do justice to this place. you all seem incredibly educated. i'l try my best to keep up.
Haha, from what I can gather, if you are over 40 here, you are a "senior" (not old).

I can tell already that you will at least "keep up".

flopstock wrote: oh, but he's special junior...:p



I've already suggested he get other family members on here.... heheheh.. :yh_whistl watch your language boy!


my Dad is a dead man. i hope you will be able to attend the funeral. and maybe LC can get me into an "easy" prison, cuz he's dead.

Hiya Dad its good to have you here,

now we have someone to slap Wolverine upside the head when he gets lippy.:sneaky:

Greetings Dadin, Can't call ya dad, cause I too fall in the over 40 group. Nice to see family come in to FG on a reccomendation. Hope you enjoy yourself here, and as far as hunt and peck typing, none of us will ever notice.

Have fun.

Cheers

thanks hey minks, i like your signature. very funny.

DadinIowa wrote: thanks hey minks, i like your signature. very funny.


Thanks nice to meet you. How you enjoying FG so far hehehehehe

minks wrote: Thanks nice to meet you. How you enjoying FG so far hehehehehe


my son is a great deal funnier than i ever thought.

DadinIowa wrote: my son is a great deal funnier than i ever thought.


kids are good at surprises

flopstock wrote: Allow me, before he shows up..



if you want the REALLY funny stuff of his... ask the rest of the group to point you to them. I'm sure he won't mind at all...heheheh



**reason 10- why i've never invited my kids to join up here... :sneaky:


i am very funny thankyou very much.

Wolverine wrote: i am very funny thankyou very much.


he didn't ask for any of the Naughty stuff. just the funny stuff.

Oy vey! The things that boy says to little old ladies....

Your son is rabid.

Nice to meet ya !

I thought I was going to come here and read, "hi, I'm mominiowa's hubby". Welcome to FG (a tad late). Now all we need is a bro and sis, then we'll be complete!

HOLY COW~ Dad! I am mominiowa! I don't live to far from ya..over in Carroll County. Your son keeps me laughing thats for sure! Its great to have ya around...(:sneaky: never enough Iowans in one group ya know:sneaky: If we play our cards right, we may be able to take the joint over! Hee hee:wah:

Great to have ya!

Nomad wrote: Your son is rabid.

Nice to meet ya !


just cuz i drool doesn't make me rabid.

JAB wrote: Hi Dad - welcome! Wolvie's mostly harmless. When he does misbehave, we verbally slap him...I think he secretly enjoys it though!


shaddap you.

i wish i could be wolvie's academy instructor.

devist8me wrote: I thought I was going to come here and read, "hi, I'm mominiowa's hubby". Welcome to FG (a tad late). Now all we need is a bro and sis, then we'll be complete!


I didn't know I had a lost hubby out there! Hee hee.......:-6 SON!!! ...WOLVIE- I have missed you! Come on home to momma!:-4

JAB wrote: You're asking to be slapped again, aren't you?!


thankyou sir. may i have another?