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ok just for fun here is a trivia Q for you all.



Which part of your body do you like the least? Would you change it through plastic surgery, if possible?

minks wrote: ok just for fun here is a trivia Q for you all.



Which part of your body do you like the least? Would you change it through plastic surgery, if possible?
no no not that! not the knife! aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh

Raven wrote: no no not that! not the knife! aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh


Oh come on a taut belly for life would be devine ahahahahahahaha

Dunno---------I don't really like the small toe on my left foot. I have been thinking of having a makeover to enhance it's appearance.

My nose...I have a funky bump on it. I'm saving up to have it fixed for my 40th birthday. I have a while to go.

Also, since having children, my butt isn't what it used to be and neither are my hips. I can't seem to get rid of the extra flab no matter what I do! Lypo suction gives me the willies and I know that those creams don't really work. I'll have to live with it!

minks wrote: Oh come on a taut belly for life would be devine ahahahahahahaha
I'm too into recovering my youthful vitality at the gym.

Saggy Granny here...everything has moved south.....seriously a bit of LIPO. round the middle wouldn't come amiss...

I suppose, though it doesn't matter much, I would want my hair line back where it used to be.

Mmmm let me think..:-3 .......

Bum lift, boob reduction/lift,tummy tuck, facelift and all rounded off with a bit of liposuction.

If only i played the lottery!

When have you come closest to meeting the devil?

Here is another one for you, I have to jump in and say my answer right away, about 24 hours after I found out the ex cheated on me. (24 hours gives one plenty of time to contemplate ones options)

Minks---I DON'T GET IT.

I just read an old email and it seems appropriate to post here.

>Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys

>were

>stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story

>was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.

>

>My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It

>was

>just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone

>else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who

>would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for

>years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?

>

>I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and

>angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer

>Energy

>pantyhose.

>

>Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt

>was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to

>match

>my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower

>than my

>original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear

>complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long

>skirts

>would stay in fashion.

>

>It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One

>morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated

>as

>the flesh

>of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.

>This

>was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a

>time.

>How clever and fiendish.

>

>Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up,

>unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked

>repeatedly

>and without warning.

>

>In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?

>

>My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it

>now resembled.

>

>That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't t! ake on the medical

>profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the

>coffee.

>

>

>That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW

>where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

>

>The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look

>again.

>Was it lifted from you?

>

>I think I finally found my thighs ... and I hope that Cindy Crawford

>paid a really good price for them!

>

>This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every

>night.

>

>WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

>

>P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my

>breasts.

>I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was

>relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I

>slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Well all i can say Peg is, i hope that my body does'nt get replaced bit by bit,

i want ALL of mine replaced in one fell swoop! :wah:

My God....that demented thing is everywhere....should we call in the exterminators....actually ...he's quite a cutie

Bez wrote: My God....that demented thing is everywhere....should we call in the exterminators....actually ...he's quite a cutieWhat demented thing??

Kermits RED cousin !

abbey wrote: Mmmm let me think..:-3 .......

boob reduction/lift,


just reading. i'll be ok.