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Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:18 pm
by cars
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive...................
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So I took her to a gas station and filled up our car's gas tank!!!!!!
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:21 pm
by abbey
:wah: :wah: funny bunny:driving:
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:22 pm
by minks
abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: funny bunny:driving:
Oh that is good hehehehehe
I love it.
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:31 pm
by Fresh Chick
Ooh i have a joke too..... this is one i was told the other day....
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
:wah:
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
Fresh Chick :-6
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:22 pm
by robinseggs
Just filled up my Sequoia..........................................................$61.00!!!!!!
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:43 pm
by devist8me
This may be too colorful (if so, Admin please delete and I'll take my warning like a good girl)
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Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:49 pm
by lady cop
thank goodness we have a gas pump at work for cruisers. personal car is 4 cylinder and i don't go any distances in it.
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:45 pm
by Clint
devist8me wrote: This may be too colorful (if so, Admin please delete and I'll take my warning like a good girl)
What do you have for diesel? It's $3.25 here in some places while premium is $2.99.
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:15 pm
by blossom
In the UK the petrol and diesel has risen to £1 a litre. If I didn't live so far away from where I work I'd be on my bike.:wah:
Wife demands to take her out someplace expensive!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:48 pm
by Kathy
Gas in Oklahoma is right around $2.89. I remember complaining when it hit $1.00!