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Hamster wrote: Hi to all,



A newbie from darkest UK! Looking for Cornish girl???:p




hehehe lol



hello buddy



get in the pub



oh and welcome to the garden :-6

Welsome and I'm glad to the hamster is real!!!

nvalleyvee wrote: Welsome and I'm glad to the hamster is real!!!




you slurring your words too NVV :wah:

Hamster wrote: As I am sure you will find out soon I am only pretend Cornish. I am and always will be a Yorkshire lass! Where's my pint then???:D


in the pub you common lass!!! ladies DO NOT drink pints

Hamster wrote: Betty! How I have missed you! I had a whole bottle to myself and now it has gone straight to my head!!


I'm trying to catch you up, I've had half a bottle of Lambrini

Hamster wrote: Tell me at least five good reasons why I shouldnt open the three others bottles champagne in the next two minutes! Or else the hamster gets it...


You'll regret it in the morning



You won't be able to molest Stinky



The kids will get you up early



You have to be able to drive in the morning



uuummmmmmm

Hamster wrote: too late! That was only four!


go get the pint in the pub instead!

Howdy Hamster. Welcome - hope you enjoy it here.

Greetings Hamster, it looks like u are gonna fit in here real well. Hope u have a great and enjoyable time here. :-6

Hey Hamster, make yourself at home!

:-4 hello hampster and a fine week it is to you and -me.

here's 5 reasons - why you shouldn't drink 4 those bottles alone"

1. money - it'll be a waste to donate them to ypurself. you are "expected to do more"...

2. money - I'd like to come and join the fun with my own bottle for your tasting, but it costs to aboard the plain in Israel and reach you tonight.

3.I can make you laugh - laugh so mad -you'll forget the 4 horses,4 winds and 4 bottles - to dance all night.

4. festival - let's make a festival - you , me and our friends here at this board and I will sound a jaazzii fart that will suffocate everyone - long enough to down those lovely bottles down

5. at last, but not the least - I'm just starting my posts in this garden of forum- and it's a good laugh that we both need to make us all good friends.



it takes two - to love,two - for a dance, two eyes to

see you with,three legs to hold the table,

it may be a jest, it may be true

- but five fingers to finish this fable....

Hiya Hamster, welcome to the Garden.:-6

Nibble away!

:-3 hello abey ,

how about 5 reasons for four bottles ? and a laugh?

Hamster wrote: Hiya!



I would like to hear that fart! I live with possibly the world champion of suffocating smells from the posterior! I have no sense of smell!




hhmmm I can second that!:D



unfortunately I do have a sense of smell!!



Maybe Abbey could donate her hisssssing air freshener for the safety of your guests!!