Will Rogers wisdom
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:22 pm
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was =
probably
the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
Enjoy the following quotes----
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it =
back in
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The =
few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric =
fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from =
bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now =
and then
to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it =
back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so =
good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot =
him... The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. =
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROWING OLDER............
First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about =
your age
and start bragging about it.
Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in =
line for.
Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want =
people
to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of =
the
roads weren't paved.
Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to =
youth, think
of Algebra.
Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up =
or
leaks.
Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the =
top.
Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that =
it is
such a nice change from being young.
Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has =
been.
Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it =
was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have =
anything
to laugh at when you are old.
probably
the greatest political sage this country has ever known.
Enjoy the following quotes----
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman ... neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it =
back in
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The =
few who
learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric =
fence.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from =
bad
judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now =
and then
to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it =
back.
12. AND FINALLY After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so =
good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot =
him... The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. =
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROWING OLDER............
First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about =
your age
and start bragging about it.
Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in =
line for.
Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want =
people
to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of =
the
roads weren't paved.
Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to =
youth, think
of Algebra.
Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up =
or
leaks.
Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the =
top.
Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that =
it is
such a nice change from being young.
Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has =
been.
Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it =
was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have =
anything
to laugh at when you are old.
