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If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:48 pm
by jasmund
O.k we have had enough which of you will be our new president !
-Here in the garden in our own world here are the positons available, if you want to run for them first you have to be nominated , then elected, so tell us what you will do for us
-Sec. Of Defense-Far Rider and Lady Cop
-Sec of Tres. Abbey(thanks for the encouragement)
-White house affairs-Baby Rider - you go girl jaz the place with your taste
etc you get the idea.
-Lets have fun
Jasmund
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:51 pm
by Nomad
OH OH Pick me pick me !!! I want to be the ruler....meeeee !
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:54 pm
by jasmund
um honey, Nomad, raising your hand isnt how you get elected, remember, they check your past and um, Far Rider has that picture of you in the Pink snowsuit remember, you might want to buy the negatives first then run. Ok!!!!Ha. Ha.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:57 pm
by lady cop
may i nominate Nomad for porta-potty inspector/maintenance?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:00 pm
by Nomad
porta potty inspector
I like it ! :-6
(just call me inspector though)
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:09 pm
by jasmund
-Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.
-Jasmund
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:12 pm
by lady cop
jasmund wrote: -Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.
-Jasmundi am shocked Jas, shocked!!
Nomad, are large bills ok?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:36 pm
by Clint
Accountable for Press Secretary. He can say a lot in a hurry and it usually has a pretty good spin on it.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:38 pm
by Clint
JAB wrote: I nominate Cars for Secretary of Transportation.
:driving:
I second the nomination.
Cars... PM me for the address to send the endorsement money.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:39 pm
by lady cop
i nominate Clint for ambassador of tolerance and good will :-6
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:44 pm
by Nomad
jasmund wrote: -Ok Nomad I had other plans for you though , something you could really sink your teeth into, here goes, I think you should be the person who gets all the dirt on the nominees and then black mails them, yeah, I think you would be good at that , and then you can share with us what you found, and how much they paid to keep ya quiet.
-Jasmund
No ! Youve got me all wrong. Im pure.
I vote for me.....the pure one. Thats my slogan.
Pure Nomad (the good one)
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:48 pm
by nvalleyvee
I wanna be head of the EPA............
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:48 pm
by Clint
lady cop wrote: i nominate Clint for ambassador of tolerance and good will :-6
:yh_rotfl Me? Ambassador to where? N. Korea?:wah:
OK...I accept...PM me for an address to send campaign contributions to.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:50 pm
by Nomad
How am I doing with votes so far Jas ? Is my sleek new slogan wowing them ?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:50 pm
by Clint
I nominate nvalleyvee to head up the EPA. She promises a Spotted Owl in every pot.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:51 pm
by nvalleyvee
Clint wrote: I nominate nvalleyvee to head up the EPA. She promises a Spotted Owl in every pot.
Damned right and a Rio Grande minnow on the end of every hook....:wah:
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:57 pm
by Clint
I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:58 pm
by Nomad
Ok Ive been busy with the campaign but Im back with a vengeance.
Heres my new new slogan.
Im No Tom DeLay !
Thats pretty good right ?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:00 pm
by lady cop
Clint wrote: I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.not to mention i am prettier than him :-3 ...hmmmmmm i need to come up with a slogan.........
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:00 pm
by nvalleyvee
Clint wrote: I'm still trying to decide between Lady Cop and Far Rider for Sec. of Defense. That PMS thing could be valuable.
That is a tough one Clint...we need speeches and promises!!!!!!!
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:02 pm
by Clint
nvalleyvee wrote: That is a tough one Clint...we need speeches and promises!!!!!!!
And money...lots of money.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:03 pm
by nvalleyvee
Clint wrote: And money...lots of money.
OHHH YES - my lobbyist will give her address shortly. In care on EPA - as always.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:03 pm
by Clint
lady cop wrote: not to mention i am prettier than him :-3 ...hmmmmmm i need to come up with a slogan.........
No sloguns....this job is for fastguns.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:05 pm
by BTS
Nomad wrote: Ok Ive been busy with the campaign but Im back with a vengeance.
Heres my new new slogan.
Im No Tom DeLay !
Thats pretty good right ?
may i nominate Nomad for porta-potty inspector/maintenance?
LC....
Yes Tom would not be found dead campaigning for this office......
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:09 pm
by lady cop
here is my platform so FAR (if you will excuse the pun:D ).....i promise to be vigilant in reporting spammers. i will utilize my BS detector to protect and warn gardeners against frauds, nutjobs, trolls and perverts. also.........$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:12 pm
by Nomad
IM NO TOM DELAY
Vote For Nomad (the pure one)
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:16 pm
by BabyRider
Nomad wrote: (the pure one)
Pure what, exactly?? :yh_bigsmi :yh_angel
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:17 pm
by Nomad
shush yerself Ill have a place for you if you just roll with this one.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:18 pm
by BabyRider
Nomad wrote: shush yerself Ill have a place for you if you just roll with this one.
You can't buy my loyalty, schmuck. :yh_rotfl
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:19 pm
by lady cop
hey, i'd vote for that nomad! er....what are you running for again? :yh_flag :yh_flag :yh_flag ....BR let's hear your platform!
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:21 pm
by nvalleyvee
lady cop wrote: hey, i'd vote for that nomad! er....what are you running for again? :yh_flag :yh_flag :yh_flag ....BR let's hear your platform!
Porta potty inspector!!!!:wah:
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:22 pm
by Nomad
Ok now just a little heads up precious.
You cant buy my loyalty schmuck might be a tad on the harsh side.
Just a teensy bit over the top for what were doing here.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:22 pm
by Clint
CLINT
FOR AMBASSASDOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FAIR AND NICE AND PROFITABLE
SEND CONTRIBUTIONS...LOTS OF CONTRIBUTIONS...NO CHICKENS...ONLY MONEY
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:27 pm
by nvalleyvee
Clint wrote: CLINT
FOR AMBASSASDOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FAIR AND NICE AND PROFITABLE
SEND CONTRIBUTIONS...LOTS OF CONTRIBUTIONS...NO CHICKENS...ONLY MONEY
You can have my vote but not my money. The EPA does take major contributions though.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:30 pm
by LilacDragon
Well, I am not running for anything but I would like to vote for Nomad. He did, afterall, have a thought one morning. :yh_bigsmi
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:33 pm
by Nomad
Thank you would you like to be a high ranking cabinet member ? Something posh and glamorous perhaps ?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:34 pm
by nvalleyvee
Nomad wrote: Thank you would you like to be a high ranking cabinet member ? Something posh and glamorous perhaps ?
Like porta potty assisstant? :wah:
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:35 pm
by LilacDragon
How many posh and glamorous cabinet seats does the Porta-Potty Inspector have to hand out?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:38 pm
by lady cop
LilacDragon wrote: How many posh and glamorous cabinet seats does the Porta-Potty Inspector have to hand out?the circular seat that was cut into the plank of wood.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:39 pm
by Nomad
Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:40 pm
by LilacDragon
lady cop wrote: the circular seat that was cut into the plank of wood.
I have seen a couple of them in my life. If memory serves they are kind of, ummm, stinky.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:41 pm
by nvalleyvee
Nomad wrote: Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !
I'm still head of the EPA!!!! There's soooo much lobby money!!! :-4
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 pm
by LilacDragon
Nomad wrote: Lilac thats just a rumor run amuck, Im not running for anything with potty in it. Im going right to the top and your coming with me. :-6 I can see it now. Me the leader of the free world and you getting my coffee, this is gonna be great !
I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:42 pm
by Nomad
Lilac your going to have your own key to the EXECUTIVE washroom. Would you like that ?
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:43 pm
by nvalleyvee
LilacDragon wrote: I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.
Oh girl - you just opened up a world with Nomad - good luck!! :-5
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:43 pm
by Nomad
LilacDragon wrote: I can handle that, just so long as you know upfront that I will not be wearing the little French Maid outfit or any other type of short skirt.
we can talk about your uniform later
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:44 pm
by LilacDragon
Nomad wrote: Lilac your going to have your own key to the EXECUTIVE washroom. Would you like that ?
That is great, but I am still not wearing the short skirt.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:44 pm
by nvalleyvee
Nomad wrote: we can talk about your uniform later
I couldn't hear that!!! Would you please speak up Gonad.
If you were president....
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:48 pm
by Nomad
NOMAD
LILAC
THE GOOD ONES !
