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That is the sound of my voice in an empty room! Somebody post something tonight , I am sooooooooooo bored!!! It's midnight I got up and permned my bangs, Licked all the cheese off of 1/2 a bag of doritos, pulled the frog out of the toilet with the plunger(ya dont wanna know) My son still is ticked at me for that.

Looked in the mirror and tried to imagine myself with younger breasts(I know to much information)

Pulled my face up by the forehead to see what a face lift would look like,

took a mirror and looked at my butt.

Know I am depressed enough to go to bed and think about a million things.



If someone is in the room, yell back



Jasmund:p

hey Jas i love you! and your election thread is a riot! as for breasts, i have these 40 Ds that are a big annoyance! who wouldn't like a facelift and look like a corpse?? you are fine the way you are honey.

Annoyance is a relative term:D

Looked in the mirror and tried to imagine myself with younger breasts(I know to much information)

Pulled my face up by the forehead to see what a face lift would look like,

took a mirror and looked at my butt.

I hear you and I do that all the time. I usally put the towel round my hair when I do my make up so at least I look young when I'm applying it

That was very very funny.I didnt know other people did THOSE THINGS. I can find hairs to pluck, that grow out of folicles you didnt even know you had.

jasmund wrote: That is the sound of my voice in an empty room! Somebody post something tonight , I am sooooooooooo bored!!! It's midnight I got up and permned my bangs, Licked all the cheese off of 1/2 a bag of doritos, pulled the frog out of the toilet with the plunger(ya dont wanna know) My son still is ticked at me for that.



Looked in the mirror and tried to imagine myself with younger breasts(I know to much information)



Pulled my face up by the forehead to see what a face lift would look like,

took a mirror and looked at my butt.

Know I am depressed enough to go to bed and think about a million things.





If someone is in the room, yell back





Jasmund:p


You know I too seem to be here, whilst everyone else is tucked up warm in bed, but that's just the way that our different time zones work. Though that does give me enough time to go posting mad before they get here, and give everyone even more new posts to have to read!!

-Ah , among friends-sigh

-I am not alone.

-There are others that understand.



---Ha. Ha. I j ust cant sound serious can I.

-Someday when I am dead, I will grow up , but for now, I want to have fun!!!!

Bothwell wrote: Annoyance is a relative term:Dwell, er, um, ok. glad you are pleased.

jasmund wrote: -Ah , among friends-sigh

-I am not alone.

-There are others that understand.







---Ha. Ha. I j ust cant sound serious can I.



-Someday when I am dead, I will grow up , but for now, I want to have fun!!!!


Yaaaaaaaaay FUN!!

I did some of those things this morning, I thought I was the only mirror gawking weirdo out there. Only instead of imagining younger breasts I imagined bigger ones. Then I put socks under my t-shirt and thought "hrm. Rather lumpy." Or sometimes I pull my cheek back, making that very first fine line I've developed disappear, and I wonder if anyone but me has noticed it. I can fill up fifteen whole minutes stretching, plumping and manipulating my body and face in various ways.

Far Rider wrote: Jas... were not looking at your skin or your breasts... we see your wild crazy sense of humor and your heart!



Unless that is, you'd like to show us....:sneaky:


:yh_rotfl Hahaha think u may be getting a little carried away there Far.