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Ok the object of this game is to create a story by each person only using 1/2 - 2 1/2 sentences.

IE:

1st person: " the other day i was walking in the woods. Suddenly.....

2nd person: A big giant ant jumped out infront of me. ....

3rd person: The ant was big and he spoke french! Luckily.....

4th person: I didn't know a lick of french, so i just beat him up and....

so i think you get the point..

ill start......

TG and Nvalleyvee were out to dinner one day. They were about to order dinner when....

... NV said, "I am so glad you invited me to dinner, because I haven't been treated in months!"

TG looked a little stunned and said, "I thought you...

Accountable wrote: ... NV said, "I am so glad you invited me to dinner, because I haven't been treated in months!"

TG looked a little stunned and said, "I thought you...
thanks ACC

"you were going to pay?!?!?!. NV looked across the table and....

Cried, OH NO-- What are we going to do????:-1

(I'm dying to play but I'm not sure I understand what I've got to do :-3 )

* You pretend OJ before you ended in the middle of a sentence , finish that one and do another or two, ending in the middle of the last sentence.*



TG said, "You didn't bring a credit card or anything?? Can we call ..."

"And are the ladies ready to order?" asked the oily-voiced waiter.

"Well, um .......... >>



*next!*

Accountable wrote: * You pretend OJ before you ended in the middle of a sentence , finish that one and do another or two, ending in the middle of the last sentence.*



TG said, "You didn't bring a credit card or anything?? Can we call ..."

"And are the ladies ready to order?" asked the oily-voiced waiter.

"Well, um .......... >>



*next!*


we'll have crab legs and ribs. NV looks at her daughter and laughs. TG says...

nvalleyvee wrote: we'll have crab legs and ribs. NV looks at her daughter and laughs. TG says...


...to the waiter, "Do you all need a couple of hungry dishwashers who will work for food?" The waiter looks puzzled, then smiles.

TG suddenly got an idea. Fluttering her eyes, she said in her best pouty voice, "You wouldn't make a girl wash dishes on her birthday, would you? Besides..............

...but accidently passed wind. All were gassed out but looked the other......

robinseggs wrote: ...but accidently passed wind. All were gassed out but looked the other......


and so we looked at the table next to us with very narrow eyes...... We laughed so much...

ArnoldLayne wrote: "It wasnt us " NV shouted to the remaining patrons "it was them", pointing to two elderly gentlemen on the next table. At that moment a policewoman walked in ..........


"I'm from the evacuation squad" she yelled arsily, "Now is this a wind up or not? I want all possible suspects with their backs against that wall. NOW. And I'm telling you...

............and she sprinted out the door. Outside she gasped for fresh air and realized she had forgotten.....................

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....her friend TG. She looked back to see TG throwing cutlery ,with remarkable accuracy, at the waiters. One was pinned to the wall with a fish knife and two forks. There was only one thing she could do and that was.......
Grab her by the collar and guide her backwards out the door. Spying the police motorcycle parked at the door...

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....TG vaulted the large harley, still holding onto NV's collar, and landed astride the black and white fuel tank. NV was still airborne when...........


All of the sudden three more police cruisers pulled into the parking lot. NV and TG looked at eachother and....

TenneseeGirl wrote: All of the sudden three more police cruisers pulled into the parking lot. NV and TG looked at eachother and....


said "I know these guys. They'll escort us out and down the road to the

SOJOURNER wrote: said "I know these guys. They'll escort us out and down the road to the


street corner we started from :wah: . Just kidding TG - we are going to the...

.....support group meeting we are late for! I've saved some things for "group" and need to ..................

robinseggs wrote: .....support group meeting we are late for! I've saved some things for "group" and need to ..................


unburden my soul of the deeds I've done during

SOJOURNER wrote: unburden my soul of the deeds I've done during


...my years as a nun.

along-for-the-ride wrote: ...my years as a nun.


Now I know this does not surprise you because you

SOJOURNER wrote: Now I know this does not surprise you because you


thought you had a real Daddy. So TG I hate to break the news but

ArnoldLayne wrote: Nomad is yer real daddy.I know this is a big shock but......


your Mom changed your name from "Perch" to T-girl when she DIVORCED Gonad. He was soooo upset...

ArnoldLayne wrote: and so where your 7 sisters and 8 brothers. Still you can always......


know Uncle Arnie is a liar. What really happened was...

ArnoldLayne wrote: They were all adopted over a period of 13 years and were all called Wayne so your father wouldnt notice. Your Mother on the other hand..........was the one who raised you to be an otter hugger, and she stuffed your cheeks with....

telaquapacky wrote: ...was the one who raised you to be an otter hugger, and she stuffed your cheeks with....


fruits, nuts and Chicken McNuggets. You need to ask Uncle Arnie about.......

ArnoldLayne wrote: raisins and boiled sweets to sustain you through the long winters. Your parents were fully trained.......


otter hunters. And still you have to ask Uncle Arnie what species he is because - get ready to be SHOCKED....

ArnoldLayne wrote: ....He's really your auntie and you must try and ignore the scales. He was dropped on his head as a baby......


and uses being dropped on his head as an excuse for his true nature as a trans-sexual. You have never met Uncle/Auntie Arnies....................

ArnoldLayne wrote: ... siamese twin, he keeps it hidden under his jacket. If you listen carefully you can hear.......


her trying to come to the surface. She has made herself known to the family by....

ArnoldLayne wrote: ...using a small pocket laptop bought in the sale at PC World. Her Hotmail account had elapsed so....


they rushed Uncle Arnie to the emergency room because Auntie Arnie was using the palm pocket he swallowed to communicate with the outside world. She WANTS OUT and so.......

ArnoldLayne wrote: ...the surgeon, with one swipe of his scalpel seperated the two. It was the first time they had both.....


been able to look at each other. There was such a scream of horror from both of the because they looked....

nvalleyvee wrote: been able to look at each other. There was such a scream of horror from both of the because they looked....


NOTHING LIKE EACH OTHER, BUT DID RESEMBLE THE

SOJOURNER wrote: NOTHING LIKE EACH OTHER, BUT DID RESEMBLE THE


the dream pictures they had in their heads. So the looked at each other and said....

..........."Let's go find some mates!" So off they tramped...........

a whole colony of apes that they fit in with just fine. But back to the parkinglot with NV and TG...