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Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:21 am**

Hello folks. This looks like a nice place for general loitering and stuff.

I'm a lawyer. :-3

Actually, it's worse than that. I'm a divorce lawyer. :sneaky: I've heard every lawyer joke ever told so don't even go there!

I live in lovely Cornwall in the UK - land of King Arthur, clotted cream, pasties and teenage surfers from Bolton who can't surf or swim but who look good in a wetsuit.

In my imaginary spare time, I love to read, hike on Dartmoor, watch crappy movies whilst eating lots of chocolate and debate the spiritual meaning of existence. I also read the Tarot for myself and my friends.

Looking forward to seeing you around!

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:29 am**

Hi and welcome to FG, enjoy, and jump in on any or everypost you like, we are a friendly bunch here.....btw are you male or female? it helps to know when we are talking to you.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:33 am**

Hello and Welcome to the Garden :-6

That makes four of us from Cornwall now!! Yippee

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:41 am**

Thanks for the welcome (you guys are quick off the mark!)

I'm female, Pina. Very ladylike and genteel. *snarf*

Hey Betty! Whereabouts are you then, my loverrrr? I'm based in Saltash, so only nominally in Cornwall. I do have a Meibyon Kernow sticker in my car window, but only because I was afraid someone would puncture my tires for being a Devonshire gal living over here.......

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:26 pm**

Hi and welcome...you'll love it here.

Can you do 'Cyber Tarot Cards' ?

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:27 pm**

Ooops, have I used a naughty word already ? 'Pologies

I do so hate walking into internecine pasty wars.......

Ohhhhh, I get it....an American friend warned me against using the word pasty....isn't it some kind of bizarre mammary clothing article over there?

Bez - yes, I've been known to do cyber readings. But you have to concentrate very very hard..........( by all means pm me sometime if you'd like one.)

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:36 pm**

Welcome to FG, Yavanna! You sound like a real interesting sort, I look forward to hearing more from you!

What sort of info do you need to do a cyber reading? Sounds like it would be rather difficult.

Hope you hang with us for a while! :yh_peace

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:43 pm**

A cyber reading needs the readee to concentrate very very hard on the cards they want me to draw and the questions they have at the forefront of their mind (although note - tarot cards also bring up subconscious motives and feelings). I then draw the cards for them and lay them out in the appropriate spread.

I haven't done many cyber readings to be honest because people prefer the face-to-face method - but hey! I'll try it if anyone wants to give it a go! (I remember that phrase got me into trouble once but that's another story.......

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Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:46 pm**

Hi, Yavanna. Glad to make you welcome. Enjoy the fun.

Roger

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:13 pm**

Greetings Yav, and I hope you enjoy your stay here. By the sounds of your intro, we are gonna love having you around, a divorce lawyer huh, ok I can forgive you that teee heee heeee (mutters about fairly fresh flesh wound from recent divorce debacle hehehehehe)

Have fun.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:05 pm**

Hiya and welcome Yavanna, pleased to meet you x

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:21 pm**

My, my, you're all so nice ! Is it some plan to lull newbies into a false sense of security before getting us to do something outrageous, like miming a Celine Dion song on a webcam or something? :p

I should have kept quiet about the lawyer bit - it's just that I believe folks need fair warning that a bloodsucking parasite on the back of society is around. Minks, I hope your particular bloodsucking parasite did a good job for you.....if there's one thing I hate more than other lawyers generally, it's other lawyers who are bad at their job. They give the rest of us a slightly worse name.

So....who are the flirts around here again ? Far Rider has already identified himself as a harmless one (where's the fun in that, eh ? :-2 )........who else is there to watch out for/shamelessly flirt with ?

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:25 pm**

Welcome Yavanna----I'll look forward to reading your posts.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:27 pm**

Yavanna wrote: My, my, you're all so nice ! Is it some plan to lull newbies into a false sense of security before getting us to do something outrageous, like miming a Celine Dion song on a webcam or something? :p

Darn, you sussed us allready. :wah:

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:38 pm**

Hi Yavanna,

Welcome to FG, I'v been to lands end and at the moment my Father who is an artist, is painting a picture of the rock right at the end for my Mum. We had a great time there.

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:14 pm**

Yavanna wrote: Hello folks. This looks like a nice place for general loitering and stuff.

I'm a lawyer. :-3

Actually, it's worse than that. I'm a divorce lawyer. :sneaky: I've heard every lawyer joke ever told so don't even go there!

I live in lovely Cornwall in the UK - land of King Arthur, clotted cream, pasties and teenage surfers from Bolton who can't surf or swim but who look good in a wetsuit.

In my imaginary spare time, I love to read, hike on Dartmoor, watch crappy movies whilst eating lots of chocolate and debate the spiritual meaning of existence. I also read the Tarot for myself and my friends.

Looking forward to seeing you around!

Your name is Yavanna ? My mothers name is Yavanna. She left us when we were kids. No one has heard from her in years ! Could you....Is it possible ? Are you my mother ?

Mom ???

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:55 pm**

:-6

randall here,

Does that mean you are a RICH lawyer????

ANDREW CARNEGIE,

He who dies wealthy,

Dies a failure.

God bless,

randall

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:59 pm**

Ho-de-do, Hi-de-hi!

Welcome to FG, they're already giving you the treatment I see..................:wah:

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:24 pm**

ArnoldLayne wrote: Er....put Nomad on your list

I resemble that remark !

Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2005 5:55 pm**

Yavanna wrote:

Bez - yes, I've been known to do cyber readings. But you have to concentrate very very hard..........( by all means pm me sometime if you'd like one.)

OOOH...OOOH...me2...me2...!!!

I just luuurrrrvvvve tarot readings, a tutor at college used to do our readings...she was pretty accurate too! But she told us it was bad luck to do your own....do you not find that? Or do you find there's no difference?

Would love to hear more so Welcome, you little cornish piskie...now get your cards out! hehehe :rolleyes: :wah:

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:52 am**

Nomad wrote: Your name is Yavanna ? My mothers name is Yavanna. She left us when we were kids. No one has heard from her in years ! Could you....Is it possible ? Are you my mother ?

Mom ???

Quasimodo ? Is that....could that possibly be you ? My baaaaaaaaaby! Did you grow out of your hump ?

Randall, no, it's a myth that all lawyers are rich. Along with the myth that we're all cut-throat pirates of the high courts. I am in fact very fluffy and poor. Ahem.

Rapunzel, I do my own Tarot readings all the time and have never found that to be unlucky. Or maybe that's the reason my bath sealant fell apart at the weekend.......

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:38 am**

Yavanna wrote: Quasimodo ? Is that....could that possibly be you ? My baaaaaaaaaby! Did you grow out of your hump ?

Randall, no, it's a myth that all lawyers are rich. Along with the myth that we're all cut-throat pirates of the high courts. I am in fact very fluffy and poor. Ahem.

Rapunzel, I do my own Tarot readings all the time and have never found that to be unlucky. Or maybe that's the reason my bath sealant fell apart at the weekend.......PMSL...I like you.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:16 am**

Thanks guys - but what does PMSL stand for? I've been racking my brains........Pre-Menopausal Slattternly Lawyer?