Wicca
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:46 pm
Had a Samhain party this Saturday and someone put on a scary CD by Wilkinson, it went something like this:
Screaming - More like how I sounded like, when I saw my phone bill for the first time
Rattling chains - more like a sophisticated burglary
Spitting cats - an exact version of my cat Enya when she's getting ready to take on the neighbours cat Banjo, who's still getting over the humiliation of being beaten up by a lady cat (she’s no lady) and trying to live it down in the feline neighbourhood.
Bumps and groans - more like indigestion after a heavy meal :spicy:
A lot of witches look like winzened old woman, some look like they are straining on the loo! What ever happens, I hope you all have a nice Samhein. Children just check your sweets after you have been trick or treating and ensure it's chocolate, and not Exlax!
:witch: