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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

2 lb. can of coffee,

And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a

drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of

the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the

drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, yet intrigued by the

derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her

six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her

selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

With curiosity getting the better of her, she said,

"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did

you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

THAT'S a keeper!!! LMFAO!!!!

Glad you like it ladies.

How you doing, BR?

Eh, been better. Been loads worse, too, so I can't complain. Irritable from quitting smoking mostly. And yourself?

I log on here and what's the first thing I see?? You're totally nasty, Homeowner In Iowa! Kisses!

-Ouch! Buy yeah that is goooood.

PMSL.......

Nuthrday wrote: I log on here and what's the first thing I see?? You're totally nasty, Homeowner In Iowa! Kisses!
that's not nasty. it's funny.

Hey MJ, how you?