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Don't want to know :yh_sick

SnoozeControl wrote: Does anyone (besides me) have some really disgusting things they do?



I'll start:



I pop my toes

I blow my nose in the shower

I've been known to pick up food I've dropped on the floor and eat it.


Honey ? That cute left ear just cant overshadow you blowing snot in the shower. What else have you got ?

Hey snoozy



stop it

If I Get Something Under My Teeth, I Will Take Them Out And Get Out Whatever Was Bothering Me. Don't Really Care If In A Restraunt Or Where Ever. Also I Like To F--t, When Ever The Urge Hits.

SnoozeControl wrote: Oooh, I forgot about that... I have a tooth that grabs meat. I usually end up with my hand half-way wedged in my mouth trying to get the meat out. Its very attractive, several people have commented on it.


UMM - dental floss works wonders - I know.......:wah:

Don't Bother Me A Bit. You Wanted Discusting So I Gave It. If You Want More And Worse Let Me Know. I Like To Make People Happy.

I'll finish.................



1) I fart when I need to. No holds barred (Ask NV)

2) I fart when I don't need to...........





A few facts on the subject.................



Flatulence Facts

While 96.3% of men admit to farting, only 2.1% of women will ever acknowledge they fart. You have to kill me first! Men let loose an average of 1.5 -2.5 liets of gas a day delivering an average of 12 farts a day which is enough to fill a small balloon. Women fart an average of seven times a day and emit 1-1.5 liters of gas. The main cause of excessive farting is talking too much and talking while eating. Wind becomes trapped in the system and although much of it is belched out, the rest passes through into the small intestines where it mixes with other gases and prepares to burst out on an unsuspecting world.



In 1956, Bernard Clemmens of London manged to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes 42 seconds. I wonder if his audience are still alive.



Farting is universally unacceptable by women even though it is a sign of healthy body and diet. For males, the appreciation of farting begins at about age ten, when a boy's level of achievement is related to his ability to drop a range of farts under a variety of circumstances such as imitating voices or using a cigarette lighter to send a blue flame or fire shooting across the room. These acts are seen as a greater achievement than the discovery of the cure to polio. Burping routines rate as a close second.

BTS wrote: I'll finish.................



1) I fart when I need to. No holds barred (Ask NV)

2) I fart when I don't need to...........





A few facts on the subject.................



Flatulence Facts

While 96.3% of men admit to farting, only 2.1% of women will ever acknowledge they fart. You have to kill me first! Men let loose an average of 1.5 -2.5 liets of gas a day delivering an average of 12 farts a day which is enough to fill a small balloon. Women fart an average of seven times a day and emit 1-1.5 liters of gas. The main cause of excessive farting is talking too much and talking while eating. Wind becomes trapped in the system and although much of it is belched out, the rest passes through into the small intestines where it mixes with other gases and prepares to burst out on an unsuspecting world.





In 1956, Bernard Clemmens of London manged to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 minutes 42 seconds. I wonder if his audience are still alive.



Farting is universally unacceptable by women even though it is a sign of healthy body and diet. For males, the appreciation of farting begins at about age ten, when a boy's level of achievement is related to his ability to drop a range of farts under a variety of circumstances such as imitating voices or using a cigarette lighter to send a blue flame or fire shooting across the room. These acts are seen as a greater achievement than the discovery of the cure to polio. Burping routines rate as a close second.
He's on a roll tonight and the party hasn't even started. I love ya - farts and all.

I went out one evening and I had a wrinkle in my pant leg.

Now I Am Confused, What Did You Do In Public That Ended Up On Your Bosses Glasses. Burp Or Fart?????

Far Rider wrote: You ought to be more worried about the wrinkle in your brain!:wah:


Lost cause buddy....as you would say, just go with it !

SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU TOLD A JOKE.:wah: :wah:

Far Rider wrote: No I say "suck it up and drive on".... but the conversation is about farts and hawkin loogies? which do you wanna do?




All I want right now is to iron my pants....heathen

I agree with the blowing your nose in the shower thing. The steam makes your nose run. The soap and the water are right there. What else are you supposed to do? It all gets washed down the drain, anyway. I won't wee in the shower, though.

When I'm by myself and eating something, I'll just eat comfortably in public. If this bothers certain people, well, then tough. I'm not there to impress anyone when dining alone with my table manners.

Now when I go out to eat and I'm with a group, then I'm very careful about my table etiquette!

Hi all

When I was a Kid I used to go and visit my old Gran (Dead Now) she always had sweets, and would gave us kids some, one day she had to be put in a residential home, it was then we found out that she stored her sweets down her knickers.

Youve already blown your cover foopy...theres a can of worms up there.

I am a single ma , so my girls and I are all about doing whatever is natural. My mother was over and one of my girls farted at the supper table, said excuse me and went on. She about DIED! Then my one daughter got out of the shower in her towel walked into the kitchen grabbed a banana and started having a conversation with her Granny and she about had a fit about that. I am thinking I may have to start on the manners book soon. LOL

Maybe its just grandma.

Hate people that pick their nose in Public, & then look at it!!!!:-5

(Do they think it's going to turn out to be a piece of gold?):wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Does anyone (besides me) have some really disgusting things they do?

I'll start:

I pop my toes

I blow my nose in the shower

I've been known to pick up food I've dropped on the floor and eat it.


I used to bite my toenails but can't reach them anymore.

I've often done the dropped food thing as well.

When we bought a new bed, the wife was pretty disgusted to discover so many bogeys stuck to the back of our old headboard.

The most disgusting habit that some people have is that they don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom -- ughhh! That's so gross and nasty. It's also how people get sick.

Valerie100 wrote: The most disgusting habit that some people have is that they don't wash their hands after they use the bathroom -- ughhh! That's so gross and nasty. It's also how people get sick.


I think thats mostly a bloke thing, I don't think I have ever seen a woman walk out of a public toilet and not wash her hands:(

I floss openly in front of other people. That seems to gross them out. And I'm a horriffic nail biter. I can never seem to find the clippers when I need them.

OOOOOOO! OOOOOOO! I know the grossest habit ever! I have been writing to advice columns about this one forever and I never get an answer! It seems alot of people do this and I find it utterly and hugely disgusting. I have had to stop eating when this happens:

BLOWING YOUR NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE, AT HOME AND IN A RESTARAUNT!

Does anyone in FG do this? Why? Isnt it proper etiquette to excuse yourself and go to the lavatory to blow your nose. I mean what if something was left hanging out or on your mustache afterward. DOnt you want to check?

UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. This one really gets my panties in a wad.

Please someone tell me why this is so acceptable now???????

DesignerGal wrote: OOOOOOO! OOOOOOO! I know the grossest habit ever! I have been writing to advice columns about this one forever and I never get an answer! It seems alot of people do this and I find it utterly and hugely disgusting. I have had to stop eating when this happens:



BLOWING YOUR NOSE AT THE DINNER TABLE, AT HOME AND IN A RESTARAUNT!



Does anyone in FG do this? Why? Isnt it proper etiquette to excuse yourself and go to the lavatory to blow your nose. I mean what if something was left hanging out or on your mustache afterward. DOnt you want to check?



UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH. This one really gets my panties in a wad.

Please someone tell me why this is so acceptable now???????


It's not acceptable, your supposed to blow your nose into a tissue throw it in the bin and wash your hands immediatly. otherwise you pass your cold on.

orangesox1 wrote: It's not acceptable, your supposed to blow your nose into a tissue throw it in the bin and wash your hands immediatly. otherwise you pass your cold on.
In the BATHROOM/LAVATORY though? Right? Ive had people seriousley do right there at the table in a napkin and then LAY THE NAPKING ON THE TABLE! Like I really want your snot rag on the table while Im eating!!!!

DesignerGal wrote: In the BATHROOM/LAVATORY though? Right? Ive had people seriousley do right there at the table in a napkin and then LAY THE NAPKING ON THE TABLE! Like I really want your snot rag on the table while Im eating!!!!


That is really disgusting, yes you should leave the table and go to the bathroom, as you need to wash your hands.



I saw a woman making sandwiches oneday, she had a cold and would blow her nose, put the dirty tissue back in her pocket for next time and continue to make sandwiches. I didn't eat any of her sandwiches, I really should have taken her aside and said something to her about it, I would if i saw it happening again.

I love this thread :yh_rotfl I bet there are a lot of you guys out there not letting on about your habits.

I pee in my bath water. My granny told me about 30 years ago that it is good for your skin, so I have done this ever since.



I'm still waiting to find out if it is true.

pina wrote: I love this thread :yh_rotfl I bet there are a lot of you guys out there not letting on about your habits.



I pee in my bath water. My granny told me about 30 years ago that it is good for your skin, so I have done this ever since.





I'm still waiting to find out if it is true.


I heard if you drink it, it's good for you so you might want to swallow some of that bath water too



I can't think of any disgusting habits, I do blow my nose in the shower but I thought that was quite normal, I must have had a good upbringing or I just don't recognise my disgusting habits. I'll ask my BF what I do thats disgusting when he comes over at lunch time:D