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<t>... and at the risk of an infraction/banning, why was Pants' thread closed? Jimbo was allowed to accuse her of some heinous things, but when she addressed the issues, admin shut her down. 
 
Hardly seems fair. I can understand trying to keep the peace here, but if one person is allowed ...

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<t>Speaking of camels, don't you think that actress that plays Juliet on Lost looks like one? Why does she do that with her mouth? I keep expecting her to spit in someone's face. 
 
Here's another question. Have you ever bent your fingernail backwards? If so, do you cuss like a drunken ...

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I just had this recommended to me and I immediately added it to my queue at Netflix. I'm looking forward to seeing this.

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<r>AngelEyes82;749675 wrote: the cover usually... ummm.... slides off. <EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> 
 
 
Not this one, the battery slides out after nearly breaking the plastic... however I did neatly twist it off the ceiling so it's now hanging by it's wires.<E>:o ...

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<r>I finally figured out it's the smoke detector right over my head that's doing it and if you can picture me standing on my bed, trying to read the mofoing piece of feces upside down, trying to figure out how to get the GD battery out after bending my effing fingernail backwards, you can determine ...

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Nomad;749654 wrote: My wife is yelling about ice on the driveway the way I cook and how come I never unload the dishwasher.

Wanna trade ?

It's still doing it! My computer's gonna blow up, isn't it? And taking me with it.

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<t>AngelEyes82;749598 wrote: I will give you an honest answer, ok. I know you don't like me anyway. lol 
 
You used to much more abrasive but since you came back you're not so unpleasant anymore. I actually read your threads now instead of rolling my eyes and scrolling down. hehe. I like ...

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Chezzie dear, you're fluffy but intelligent, witty and interesting. I'd read your journal if you made one.

No, I'm NOT sucking up, damn it!:mad:

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Fair enough.

And I have a fairly high barf threshold.

PS Why the eff does my laptop keep 'chirping'? My cat's freaking out and I'm afraid my speakers are going to blow out.

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I expect character development and an understandable story arc.

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Nomad;749578 wrote: You have a special jingle balls area ?

Me too ! :-6

:wah: Got a vid?

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<r>mrsK;749279 wrote: Same here Snooze. 
 
Nothing wrong with saying what & how you feel. 
 
I have been known for getting myself into trouble for doing the same thing. 
 
Foot in mouth disease I think it is called<EMOJI seq="1f444" tseq="1f444">:lips:</EMOJI> 
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mrsK;749274 wrote: I think you just say what you think:-6

I love you, MrsK. You know that, right?

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<t>Clint;749152 wrote: This is another wonderful expression of clear reason and admirable values by Koan. I read it in absolute awe of the typical Koan skill with words but more than that, in awe of the change that has taken place in her over the years. At one time anger and cynicism came through ...

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watermark;749244 wrote: Option #5:

--If Snooze need ask this question then what does that make me? :rolleyes:

A pee stain on a piece of paper?

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Not that I'm going to (or able to) change but I figured I should ask...

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So does both being hirsute.

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You're being mean to me...

ADMIN!!

I'm sure spot would be thrilled to sort this out.:p

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I was thinking... Johnny Depp could do a strip tease, but if I was in HS and he was my teacher... he'd still be a dumb ass. I remember how I was at that age.

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<t>AngelEyes82;749058 wrote: thank god... LOL 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
no i am just kidding!:wah:<br ...

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I'm sorry, but no matter how cool the teacher is, he's still gonna look like a dumbass, especially doing that.

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jimbo;749049 wrote: who said that:-3:-3:-3

You're a ghost whisperer, Jimbo. Shhh!

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fuzzy butt;749048 wrote: HUH?

Sorry, that's a bit of american sarcasm. OP was talking about feeling sexed up and you came out with that.

Oi, my mistake... yanks don't do irony, we're too dimwitted.

Nevermind, I'm shutting up now.

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<r>fuzzy butt;749039 wrote: I'm thinking of the heat and the strong northerly winds happening right now. NOT GOOD!!!! Actually i'm thinking of taking a pic of the house and surrounds all green and then in two weeks take another and compare the colour and water situation <E>:)</E> 
 
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By the way, 'do her' is an americanism for ffff.... er, sex.

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<r>jimbo;749036 wrote: i know suzy is hungry ,should i do her some cheese on toast<EMOJI seq="1f914" tseq="1f914">:thinking:</EMOJI> 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
damn she said yes:-5:-5 
 
 
 
 
 
we just watched i am legend i never told her it was ...

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I'm obviously invisible. I can handle that.

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suzycreamcheese;748944 wrote: I shave myself, but i wouldnt want my man shaved. Body hair on men is sexy :-4

Absolutely! That little trail of love (the thread of hair from his bellybutton to his genitals) is gorgeous.

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Chezzie;748947 wrote: :wah::wah::wah: could you video it next time:wah:

You're a closet sadist, aren't you. :sneaky:

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<t>lemon_and_mint;748948 wrote: oh yes, i choke on my own saliva too.Thats frightening as well. 
 
The worse was when i swallowed a bit of an extra strong peppermint and i dint think i would ever be able to take another breath.See i had even been eating it in small pieces - i would never put ...

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Great, now I'm reading the title to this as "Anti-Choke Bush Nominee".

Thanks, Lemon and Mint.

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If it makes you feel any better, I choke on my own spit. Usually at work and I'll start coughing uncontrollably, red in the face, nose running, eyes tearing. I'd have to laugh if it wasn't me. :rolleyes:

I trip on air too... that's always good for a laugh.

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"Taste good to men"? What's going to happen, women will be slathered in barbecue sauce and thrown on the grill?:-2

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Nope, I like men with a little fur... but no back hair!

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abbey;748902 wrote: Not in a while snooze, I prefer my men shaved.

Plucked chicken, huh? Ba-gok!

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That's kind of the point of this... different viewpoints. Why and when did women feel they needed to start getting rid of pubic hair? I could see a nice trim, but why complete baldness?

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AngelEyes82;748890 wrote: yeah i shave there.. it's umm bald. :wah:

That's because you're young... us old farts seem to think it's kind of... um... ick.

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What's taint waxing... is that like a Brazilian? (I only know that from watching Sex and the City)

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abbey;748845 wrote:

Got something stuck in your throat, Abbey? :wah:

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Nobody sees me pubes but me anyway.

I had a dorm neighbor when I was in the military and god knows why or how, but she had pubic hair growing halfway down her inner thighs... and she didn't shave! You should've seen her in shorts. :-3

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Killer ants and giant squid in another thread. I'm getting ascared!

;)

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<r>I've asked this at other forums and the responses seem to vary by age groups. We're pretty well spread out in ages here, so this should be interesting. 
 
I've been wondering why current popular opinion finds it so utterly disgusting for women to have pubic hair. Personally, I think it's ...

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<r>jimbo;748267 wrote: :wah::wah: i really feel you are stealing my jokes here 
 
 
 
 
You know, I was laughing like a loon when I posted that. <E>:o</E> 
 
There was another one where I changed one of the biblical quotes about a talking ass from 'nay' to 'neigh' and ...

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Wow, how did Nomad get nominated for this job?

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It wouldn't be so bad if I had some decent gloves (I keep losing the damn things!) My hands get so cold, it feels like I dipped them in boiling water. I can strongly NOT recommend Isotoner gloves in cold weather like this.

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Seriously! It's 9 degrees here right now.

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I have to be a paying member to use one of my 'collection' and the available avatars for non-paying members is a bit stale to my jaded taste. Any chance some new ones might be added?

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spot;748326 wrote: When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained; What is man, that thou art mindful of him?

Alright, now THAT'S offensive!

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You mean like "Support mental health care... or I'll kill you"?

Nothing to be afraid of, you're miles away. :sneaky:

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Someone gave me a link several years ago when I was still fairly new to the internet and I thought it was a jazz site...

scatlovers.com

Man, was I pissed off!

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