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Appropo of nothing, I've never used, much less owned, a cellular phone.

Weird, huh?

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Chezzie;874030 wrote: Bugga comfort dweedle no2 gets my juices flowing:sneaky:

But you'd slide right off the seat!

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Your.

Okay, now that I have that out of my system, I think #2 looks way cool, but I voted for #3 for what looks like comfort.

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Is it just me or does anyone else spend an inordinate amount of time looking at animal videos on youtube?

Look at these two sweethearts.:-4

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RedGlitter's looking like some movie star hottie from the 60s in her avatar photo. Sandra Dee's got nothing on you, girlie.

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My right eye tooth is longer than it used to be and I keep biting myself.

Weird!

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Carolly;873098 wrote: Chez you are well liked here by so many and I regard you as a good friend and can only say thankyou TO FG for bringing you into my life;) and you will be missed girl:(xx

I think she's fab.:-4

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Doesn't anyone care about drool going up my nose? Sheesh!

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along-for-the-ride;873058 wrote: I totally agree. But was she referring to food smells?

When I'm hungry, most any food cooking smells good.

Well, it started out that way, but it's open to interpretation.

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<t>Carolly;873060 wrote: Ermmmmm what about.....a sponge one filled with cream and strawberry's and lots of strawberry's and cream on top..............oh hell Im dribbling here:wah:;) 
 
 
I was flipping my hair after my shower to get it dry and I drooled while my head was upside down ...

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What an amazing thread! This forum is lucky to have you lot.:yh_party

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Ow, my poor head! I'll have to look where I'm going next time.

PS Did you know the best place to meet men in a bar is right outside the men's room? Truth.

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*runs through the pub, frantically looking for the loo, banking off the walls.*

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TM, I wasn't aware of that. I'll make it a point to go post in those threads and upset the regulars. :sneaky:

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Mmmm... bacon!

There are a few things that smell as good, but I don't know about better. Freshly mown grass, that ozone smell right before a storm, a ripe peach... they're all heavenly.

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Thirteen.

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Cheese flavored popcorn, people!

EOM

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... sauteed onions?

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1. He's about to push her in the river and claim her insurance.

2. Crack sand!

3. Not bad but it looks like a watch ad.

4. Yes!

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Naw, laundry doesn't really do it for me.

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This proves the theory:

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<t>Patsy Warnick;872357 wrote: Dweedle 
 
"signal" ? what signal ? 
 
jj 
 
yes - originally Brunette - very dark brunette 
 
Red - by accident, OOPS - couldn't get rid of that fast enough 
 
Jester - born in the last 100 yrs.:wah: 
 
I'm 51 - so I ...

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I dunno, I could be wrong, but going extreme blonde is a lot more of a 'signal' than getting a reddish rinse if you're a natural brunette.

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Kinky! You can pretend you're Captain Kirk and your wife can be the blue skinned slave girl.

You space stud.

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You should be okay, there are variable settings. :yh_angel

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Courtesy of SNL:

Click me

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jones jones;871329 wrote: HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME:

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<t>YZGI;871120 wrote: What else were you busy with? 
 
 
That's brilliant! :wah: 
 
How about praying/hoping that the man has a minimum of suffering? He's already had at least two seizures that the public knows about. It'd be less painful for him and his family if he could die ...

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And there's a video on youtube! :yh_rotfl

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The high profile men in the family seem prone to horrible deaths. I'm still mourning John Jr. :-1

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Now if something can just be done about all those 'disposable' diapers clogging our landfills.

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Nothing's worth that much money when it's going to be sitting in my toilet bowl within a day.

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At least the poetry should be relatively easy to find.

So what happened to the traveling t-shirt?

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I think my big toe nails (toenails on my big toes?) could be considered a dangerous weapon, they sure have killed a lot of socks in their time.

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We must be on the same mail distribution list, I got that info in my email this weekend.

And lemme tell you, I was absolutely gobsmacked!

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spot wrote: A society that plain refuses to distinguish between fact and fiction is a very sick society.

So in this case, it's apparently acceptable to manipulate facts.

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<t>I prefer to read, but I've found a few TV shows offered online that have minimum commercial interruption and I can lounge around with my laptop precariously perched on my tummy. At hulu.com, you can watch House, Bones, The Office (these are my personal favorites right now) among quite a few ...

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*innocently walks past, yawning, and gulps in surprise.*

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Trunk Monkey;867626 wrote: Maybe we should all use natural gas?

No one's going to shove a traffic cone up MY butt! :yh_silent

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Here's one a made for a friend to show I don't have an accent. :sneaky:

Attached files noaccent.mp3 (134.8 KB)

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Carolly;864982 wrote: Ahhh lovely voice;)

It probably blew out your speakers after having them set high to hear dubs, I bet. :yh_tong2

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Oooh, sexy!

Here's my attempt.

Attached files fg.mp3 (52.8 KB)

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<r>Nomad;863212 wrote: Yes, thats what we thought. 
 
Theres an unless. 
 
Unless you used a service which required a fee to process this years taxes. 
 
That includes a 10 or 20 dollar fee for using an internet tax service, in which case you can just scrap all those dates ...

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Wow, your computer must be connected to an alternate universe!

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Chezzie, you sound so cute!

I have one I made a little while ago, but it's the wrong format. Oh well. :p

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<r>I've got cats but I find them to be soothing companions after spending a long day at work with people. They don't talk back, much, and they're pleasant company even when I'm on the toilet. <E>:o</E> 
 
I realize you've changed your mind about your post, but I read it earlier before you ...

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I'm good with anything that's been soaked in booze. Including my liver.

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I should be about 6'5" then.

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