Are you kidding?

Post by **spot** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:14 am

Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.

Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.

If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.

I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:24 am

spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.

Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.

If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.

I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm

The olor is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat.

It prevents the bucks from mating with the female goats.

Spot...Picture the scene, your in a club and a pretty lady catches your eye, you swagger over and ask if she would like a drink, she looks down and sees your wearing a plastic apron around your belly, her heart sinks, she then realises she wont be getting jiggy with ya anytime soon...:driving::driving::driving:

At least a condom actually lets you perform:D

Post by **spot** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:35 am

Chezzie;1011469 wrote: she looks down and sees your wearing a plastic apron around your belly, her heart sinks, she then realises she wont be getting jiggy with ya anytime soonIt does look very Masonic, doesn't it!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:39 am

spot;1011483 wrote: It does look very Masonic, doesn't it!

Ah spot, you're just afraid you'll have to wear one someday! :wah::wah:

Post by **spot** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:41 am

shelbell;1011488 wrote: Ah spot, you're just afraid you'll have to wear one someday! :wah::wah:

My already profligate contributions to the gene pool would all eye me askance if they thought there'd be yet more. They might get me an olor for Christmas.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:49 am

spot;1011493 wrote: My already profligate contributions to the gene pool would all eye me askance if they thought there'd be yet more. They might get me an olor for Christmas.

We'll put it on your Christmas list and forward it to the proper authority on this subject...Santa Claus!!! :wah::wah:

Post by **spot** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:58 am

shelbell;1011505 wrote: We'll put it on your Christmas list and forward it to the proper authority Why you're all trying to cramp my style I'm not sure. All I can note is that everyone so far who's tried to tie a knot in it has come to a sticky end, so be warned.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:13 am

spot;1011518 wrote: Why you're all trying to cramp my style I'm not sure. All I can note is that everyone so far who's tried to tie a knot in it has come to a sticky end, so be warned.

This sounds sooooooooooooo wrong. I can't even comment on it without getting kicked off FG for being a pervert!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:46 am

shelbell;1011555 wrote: This sounds sooooooooooooo wrong. I can't even comment on it without getting kicked off FG for being a pervert!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Glad its not just my filthy mind:sneaky:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:53 am

Chezzie;1011626 wrote: Glad its not just my filthy mind:sneaky:

Oh no Chezzie, there are a lot more of us than you realize. :wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:09 am

shelbell;1011636 wrote: Oh no Chezzie, there are a lot more of us than you realize. :wah::wah:

Im in great company then:D

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:50 pm

They will come in many colors and prints.

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Omni_Skittles · Post by **Omni_Skittles** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:54 pm

spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.

Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.

If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.

I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa ... .stmhahaha

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:25 am

goat contraception??

I love this place!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:30 am

spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya

Your mind tends to wander off to some really dark places spock.

Come back now.

Post by **spot** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:31 am

There's a reason some of us majored in Animal Husbandry, you know.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:19 pm

spot;1011453 wrote: Traditional methods of goat contraception in Kenya are discussed on the BBC website.

Not for nothing is the BBC described as our National Treasure.

If you're kidding and you prefer to choose the expected delivery date, the olor is just the thing for you.

I can easily imagine this being adapted for human use. Seriously.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7648860.stm

Obviously these goats won't be "kidding" anytime soon if they are using contraceptives! :wah::wah: