Pandas

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:02 am

Some of you may know the trouble I have with wildlife, mice, adders etc and I currently being stalked by a seagull with poisonous spit.

Anyway imagine my horror when I was given information that Washington Zoo has a baby Panda bred in captivity!!

What I ask are you doing my American friends bnreeding a vicious loathsome creature like this. First off a few panda facts :

1)They are 12ft tall (why do you think they are called giant)

2) they have six inch long claws

3) They are highly venomous

4) They love the taste of human flesh.

For years chines scientists have believed that they are gentle creatures that eat only bamboo, not true, they use the bamboo to fashion weapons whith which they kidnap hapless peasants and them force these unforunates into thier burrows to devour later, if you don't believe me look at the evidence.

It inhabits bamboo forests, what colour is it, green? Brown? no black and white, some camouflage that is?

Has anyone here tasted bamboo. OK the shoots are Ok at a push but the leaves and stalks???

No these loathsome creatures have conned us all. Look at their breeding habits, as everyone knows the males are only 3 ft tall and realise that they will be devoured after successful mating, no wonder their ardour is that of Michael Jackson in a room full of adult women. So let's end this menace now.

While I am on a roll what about those bloody whales, cluttering up the sea and denying those nice japanese their favourite blubber sandwiches. These supposedly intelligent creatures regularly run up on our beaches, yet they are supposedly intelligent, look Moby how hard can it be? The sea is that watery blue thing and the land is everything else.

OK I am off to lie down now

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:09 am

:yh_rotfl I want the name of your pharmacist! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:08 am

i am sending you more panda pictures. :p

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:18 am

Hehehe, couldn't resist taking this picture, they all live in my bedroom :wah:

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minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:23 am

persephone wrote: Hehehe, couldn't resist taking this picture, they all live in my bedroom :wah:

The man is going to have night terrors now

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:25 am

hehe at least I know I'm 100% safe in my bedroom :yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:28 am

he just called me, he is going to shoot the alleged seagulls tomorrow.....hang on he said he'd send me a pic.......

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:28 am

I never knew that pandas made such good bodyguards, must remember that for the future

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:38 am

here they are, the killer seagulls.........

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:42 am

shades of hitchcock.....

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:47 am

Carefull Both those gulls are evil little buggers, they'll wait patiently to

catch you unaware then before you know it................

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:48 am

lady cop wrote: shades of hitchcock.....

No love that's thrush. :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:51 am

:wah: LC,

If that is a seagull I'm a virgin..

I hope he takes pictures I must see this dangerous bird.

PANDA'S If I could have one I would in a heart beat... soooooo darn cute. I don't think there is an agressive bone in them..

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:53 am

i know it looks like he is still here, but he forgets to turn off his pc. Bothwell has left the building. Carla. you're a virgin??? :wah: i'm sorry.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:53 am

How can anyone hate that??

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:04 pm

that is soooooo cute!!! i am sending it to him right now....he just called me and is going to sleep. had a crummy day. so in the morning he shall be greeted by that cute panda!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:06 pm

OIY AC.......WHERE DID YOUR POST GO.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:09 pm

I did what I wish I could do in the 3D world. I took it back! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:03 pm

The pandas are so cute and cuddley. Check out the live panda cam. Hope we get afield trip there in October!http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:16 pm

chonsigirl wrote: The pandas are so cute and cuddley. Check out the live panda cam. Hope we get afield trip there in October!http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/
Thanks C Girl, cool panda!

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:42 pm

Well for those of you taken in by the vicious beast remember the one in the picture is in the attack position, like a coiled spring it is ready to leap on any passing human. It's mastery of caouflage makes it nigh on impossible to see up that tree doesnt it?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:53 pm

OK Bothwell I will give you the benefit of doubt, and believe you when you say a LOONY SEA GULL is stalking you. Maybe just maybe it likes you for some reason and wants to be your friend, or chase you home to POOP on you.:-3 Stranger thing have happened..

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/zoo/ex_panda_station.html Here is a link to SAN DIEGO Zoo and our Panda Cam we have a new baby Panda it was born 8-2-2005. You can watch the mom in her den caring for the cute baby..

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ANITA0101 · Post by **ANITA0101** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:04 pm

I like Pandas very much and wasn't expecting a thread of Panda.

They are national treasure of China.

I want to show ur pics.

Btw: In China, if one person create a thread which appeals to other members of that forum, we will name him a good digger. Because he had dug so good a hole that everyone just keep jumping in and out. Obviously, Bothwell have done a good job.:wah:

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:15 am

Yeh, that Bothwell really knows how to shovel it! :yh_rotfl

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:24 am

This loony seagull reminds me of a old news story about a car park attendant who was attacked for months by a flock of seagulls. If I remember right they were so angry with this guy that they even followed him home most days and tried to poop on him!! They obviously have nothing else better to do huh