I'll Take You To Bed ...

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:12 am

This is gonna get some moderators rushing over here to read this ...

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Jj :-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:18 am

jones jones;1017514 wrote: This is gonna get some moderators rushing over here to read this ...

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Jj :-4

You mean bugger, i was getting all excited here

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:44 am

:wah: oh please do... I ache, my voice is a squeek but who will see to the children??

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:45 am

Betty Boop;1017557 wrote: :wah: oh please do... I ache, my voice is a squeek but who will see to the children??

we'll think of something!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:47 am

jones jones;1017559 wrote: we'll think of something!

I need a nanny, then I can just take to my bed like you men do :p

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:56 am

jones jones;1017514 wrote: This is gonna get some moderators rushing over here to read this ...

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Jj :-4

:wah::wah:

Nice on JJ!

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:48 pm

OMG..that was so funny Jj :wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:26 pm

I had my flu shot the other day.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:40 pm

(Abbey moves along, nothing to see here) :yh_glasse

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:54 pm

been there ...got the t-shirt and celebration mug:D

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:55 pm

jones jones;1017514 wrote: This is gonna get some moderators rushing over here to read this ...

Love Story

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Jj :-4

Love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:29 pm

every year when i was a kid, my parents would march me to the Dr for a flu shot. Well every year i had the flu. i grew up. Worked in daycare for over 25 years. a flu breeding field. never got it once. i think it has a lot to do with immune system. My hubby gets the flue every year. I am the type i Don't get sick like that. my body just goes hey wire with other DRAMAS:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:27 pm

damn, was getting all worked up here!:wah:

excellent JJ!;)

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:29 pm

fuzzy butt;1018123 wrote: Yankee I found when I started in the child care industry that the first few months you come down with little colds and bugs. But after that your immune system is so great that it's like a Roman army destroying everything in it's path?

for everyone else if you wan to jump start your immune system work in a child care centre .............What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger (try out the two year old room ) :wah::wah::wah: funny that you said 2 year olds. that is why i left at 48. Too old to be a lion tamer:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:23 am

JJ! That was hot....until the part about the flu! :wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:36 am

fuzzy butt;1018143 wrote: It's funny you know my husband showed up one day to the centre . I had a line of two year olds standing there ready to have their noses wiped (Middle of winter bugs). I turned around and said to him "how'd you like this for a career?" He said "give me a violent drunk or fatal accident anyday."............:wah::wah::wah:

Lets face it, two year olds are insane on their own ...............a group of them could lead to world domination by large lego catapults if they got lose.:wah::wah:
my director begged me to stay. when i left. My classroom went through 4 teachers in one year. Until me. i have been out of daycare nearly 3 years now. How i did it for that many years. I haven't a clue?? Insanity, i guess:wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:15 am

sunny104;1018562 wrote: JJ! That was hot....until the part about the flu! :wah:

trouble is honey ... i'm on probation when it come to writing about sex ... so i gotta couch my stuff this way!