Smoking Gun ...

Post by **jones jones** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:22 am

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any chemist.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter lovey, as long as it fits on a Camel !!"

The pharmacist fainted. !!

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:24 pm

OMG!!!! I loved it!!!!!:wah::wah::wah:

southern yankee · Post by **southern yankee** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:53 pm

I E MAILED THAT TO HUBBY OFF SHORE. I AM SURE THE GUYS WILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF THAT:wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:00 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:10 pm

now JJ-that was to good!:wah::wah::wah: