go ahead...have a giggle

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:08 am

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko...

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

cheers!:p

Majenta · Post by **Majenta** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:14 am

hahahahahahhahahaha :yh_rotfl

You've made my morning Raven!

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:29 am

I've been chuckling over the 'polaroids' all morning! I felt these were too good not to share! Glad you had a laugh!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:04 am

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:26 am

#14 definitely reached nearer my level. :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:24 am

Hmm, I like #1, I am a unique rabbit..................

Very funny Raven.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:30 am

number 6 for me

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:24 am

All of them made me smile but 17 made me chuckle!!:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:44 am

Nice 1 Raven sure did bring a smile to my face

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:59 am

Accountable wrote: #14 definitely reached nearer my level. :yh_rotfl

Oiy that scares me I was going to say 14 got me too ahahahahahaha

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:09 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, I like #1, I am a unique rabbit..................

Very funny Raven.

*crunch

snap

crack

whisper*

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:43 pm

Thanks for the laughs Raven!

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:45 pm

I can't believe I got to reply to this post before Far did! Wow, you're slippin Far!:D