The Never Ending Story Link

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:10 pm

but as he went to mop up the spilt drink

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:30 pm

he fell over the crate of beer he had put there

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm

finding it had so much gas, it was about to explode

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:03 pm

but didn't because just at that moment the telephone rang

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:24 pm

but he didn't answer it because the beer was about to explode

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:48 pm

but then he realized that the continuous ring of the phone would ignite the beer, so he answered the phone and shouted . . . . . .

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:36 am

Are you the Pope?

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 3:53 am

To Which The Voice At The Other End Answered "No, But I Called You To Tell You That Right Behind You Is A . . ."

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:28 am

small furry animal running up the

ur_next_ex · Post by **ur_next_ex** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:36 am

running up the stairs intent on biting your wife's. . . .

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:41 am

boyfriend, who then immediately .......

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:19 am

screamed out in pain b4.....

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:34 am

he fell over on to a.........

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:46 am

lovely soft female who just happened 2b.....

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:49 am

wondering who he was....

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:52 am

2b laying there atop.....

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:04 am

The tree looking down at the world and...........

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:56 am

the sun looking like a bright yellow melon in the sky

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:14 am

unil it turned in2 a big

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:32 am

mass of fire

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:37 am

burned them so bad that

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:57 am

Sears had to be called to see if they had the right ones to replace them with and the same.............

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:49 am

Tie backs because

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:52 am

she knew if they didn't match perfectly............

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:56 am

she would get the right bleedin hump and