Campfire Stories

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:32 pm

Let's pretend we are all camping out . It's slowly getting dark. We've lit a campfire and are rubbing our hands over it. We look around and find a comfy place to sit. We laugh uneasily and somebody passes around mugs of a hot steaming beverage. Suddenly, it's silence. We hear twigs breaking in the distance just beyond our sight. We hear an owl utter up above us in the tree. The air is still...........too still. Nervous laughter again. Someone whispers shyly, "Want to hear a story...........this really happen to me." We all nod eagerly. We want to hear anything..........especially another human voice.

Gotta a scary story to tell? Something that happened to you?

Come closer to the fire. And listen very closely........................

Click on the campfire................. I will be back to tell My tale. :sneaky:

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Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:50 pm

Tell some more.....tell some more....please...

I love a good, scary story:-6

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:37 pm

on a dark summers night, we head noises behind the trees.............we thought it was just he leaves blowing in the wind.....but the noise kept coming closer..........as we sat there frozen and so afraid, I reached for my knife and out came a racoon!:wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:47 pm

*getting out the marshmallows*

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:13 am

So, I'm back now. Miss me? Let me sit here between Kathy Ellen and Odie. AFTR rubs her hands together over the fire and clears her throat.

"My story happened over 30 years ago, and I will never forget it. I was a young wife married to a soldier stationed at Fort Stewart. The base was about 30 miles from our home. We were renting an old house in a neighborhood in a small town. My husband had guard duty that night at Fort Stewart., so I was alone at home. I watched some TV, took a bath, and went to bed. I lay still for awhile listening to the usual night sounds outside, and started to drift asleep. Suddenly, there was, outside, an unusual noise coming from the yard outside. It was a low grumble and snorting sound. I could hear the movement of the sound, like the source was moving around in the yard. It would pause, and begin again. It did not sound like a dog and it did not sound like a person. I lay in bed frozen in fear. It was dark outside and I was a few months pregnant........I was not going to get up and look outside to see what it was. Finally, the sound stopped but it took me awhile to finally drift off to sleep. I mentioned this to mu husband the next day after he came home from duty. but he kind of laughed it off. I had since heard the sound a couple times after that.......at night.............but my husband never did. I have never heard that terrible sound again after we moved from that house, but I will never forget it. Yes, this is a true story."

Everybody laughs nervously, and shivers a little. After a moment of silence, we all look around to see who will tell the next story.

Is it you?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:38 am

along-for-the-ride;1026727 wrote:

So, I'm back now. Miss me? Let me sit here between Kathy Ellen and Odie. AFTR rubs her hands together over the fire and clears her throat.

"My story happened over 30 years ago, and I will never forget it. I was a young wife married to a soldier stationed at Fort Stewart. The base was about 30 miles from our home. We were renting an old house in a neighborhood in a small town. My husband had guard duty that night at Fort Stewart., so I was alone at home. I watched some TV, took a bath, and went to bed. I lay still for awhile listening to the usual night sounds outside, and started to drift asleep. Suddenly, there was, outside, an unusual noise coming from the yard outside. It was a low grumble and snorting sound. I could hear the movement of the sound, like the source was moving around in the yard. It would pause, and begin again. It did not sound like a dog and it did not sound like a person. I lay in bed frozen in fear. It was dark outside and I was a few months pregnant........I was not going to get up and look outside to see what it was. Finally, the sound stopped but it took me awhile to finally drift off to sleep. I mentioned this to mu husband the next day after he came home from duty. but he kind of laughed it off. I had since heard the sound a couple times after that.......at night.............but my husband never did. I have never heard that terrible sound again after we moved from that house, but I will never forget it. Yes, this is a true story."

Everybody laughs nervously, and shivers a little. After a moment of silence, we all look around to see who will tell the next story.

Is it you?

woah..........that would have been scary says Odie sitting closer and closer to along-for-the-ride and Kathy Ellen, hovered with blankets together now.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:02 pm

I think folks are hesitant to share a story with the group. Don't be scared. Nomad, and Jimbo, and el quapo and Lon are here to protect us if......................what's that over there behind the tree?!................that tree.......over there......it's moving..........moving fast..................it's big too..........................what the....................!!!!

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Violetmay · Post by **Violetmay** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:06 pm

One cold October night, a group of people logged onto their p.c's just as they normally do. They checked their e-mails, and went about their business. Violet shivered as the wind blew the curtain open a little, and got up to close the window. It was already shut. She sat down before her p.c. Her body now icy cold, especially around her neck and back. Was that something stroking her hair. Somewhere in The States, Anna shuddered as her monitor flickered, as she saw the picture slow down was that a demons eyes she saw staring at her. No it was a trick of the light, suddenly also very cold she pulled her jumper down, and drank from her coffee cup.

The wind was getting up outside. Joan in Canada swore as her p.c crashed for umpteenth time that night, and shut the lounge door shut, again. The chill in here was scaring her, her legs felt like they were bathed in ice.

''sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss'', it hissed, but from where?

Violet, Anne and Joan all looked around for something, a snake, a gas leak? Then all of a sudden.. their monitors fogged up, lines here, lines there, words jumbled. violet hit the F5 button, ''Reset you sod'', she swore, Joan called out to her man, ''Hun it's really playing up, and did you put the heating off?'' Anna pressed all the buttons.. then..

''sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss

Two eyes as red as hell itself appeared in the middle of their screens, white teeth shone through dark red lipx, pale serpent demon skin throbbed as if coming to life, then just as they were about to scream, it's hand jumped out the montors and grabbed them by their throats, claws tearing, and cutting. They all screamed, they all tried to fight it off, this cannot be happening they all thought.

Can it???:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:11 pm

Violetmay;1028642 wrote: One cold October night, a group of people logged onto their p.c's just as they normally do. They checked their e-mails, and went about their business. Violet shivered as the wind blew the curtain open a little, and got up to close the window. It was already shut. She sat down before her p.c. Her body now icy cold, especially around her neck and back. Was that something stroking her hair. Somewhere in The States, Anna shuddered as her monitor flickered, as she saw the picture slow down was that a demons eyes she saw staring at her. No it was a trick of the light, suddenly also very cold she pulled her jumper down, and drank from her coffee cup.

The wind was getting up outside. Joan in Canada swore as her p.c crashed for umpteenth time that night, and shut the lounge door shut, again. The chill in here was scaring her, her legs felt like they were bathed in ice.

''sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss'', it hissed, but from where?

Violet, Anne and Joan all looked around for something, a snake, a gas leak? Then all of a sudden.. their monitors fogged up, lines here, lines there, words jumbled. violet hit the F5 button, ''Reset you sod'', she swore, Joan called out to her man, ''Hun it's really playing up, and did you put the heating off?'' Anna pressed all the buttons.. then..

''sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss

Two eyes as red as hell itself appeared in the middle of their screens, white teeth shone through dark red lipx, pale serpent demon skin throbbed as if coming to life, then just as they were about to scream, it's hand jumped out the montors and grabbed them by their throats, claws tearing, and cutting. They all screamed, they all tried to fight it off, this cannot be happening they all thought.

Can it???:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

he he, yes, Joan here in Canada froze up with that one!:wah:

Violetmay · Post by **Violetmay** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:13 pm

Odie;1028649 wrote: he he, yes, Joan here in Canada froze up with that one!:wah:

Don't know who anna is. Did I scare you? Did I? Did I?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:28 pm

Violetmay;1028653 wrote: Don't know who anna is. Did I scare you? Did I? Did I?

my computer froze up eh?:wah:

next time, use Odie, I hate my name Joan!:-5:-5

anna? hmmmmmmmmmm haven't we heard that before?:wah:

Violetmay · Post by **Violetmay** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:00 pm

Very good. I had an ex boyfriend with a glass eye. He would pop it out for a party trick.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:10 pm

Now that's the spirit. Those stories are so....scary. Makes me shiver.......is it the cold......better move a little closer to the fire. Is it getting darker? Seems like we are the only people in the world............huddling around this campfire.

Those shadows we saw behind the tree were fuzzybutt and violetmay coming to join us. Odie had forgotten that she had invited them to join us. Fuzzy and Violet have an armful of twigs, so we can toast some marshmellows. We are all in a contented mood and chatter amongst ourselves.

The campfire is glowing and crackling. Does anyone else have a tale to tell?

The night deepens around us.

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Violetmay · Post by **Violetmay** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:35 pm

Odie;1028675 wrote: my computer froze up eh?:wah:

next time, use Odie, I hate my name Joan!:-5:-5

anna? hmmmmmmmmmm haven't we heard that before?:wah:

I never said it was you. You did. :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:06 pm

fuzzy butt;1028680 wrote: My boys had a great science teacher.

the school had a camp over night and they lit a fire and all sat around it. the science teacher begun his scary story.

One day when the school was in it's beginnings around 1874 there was a escaped convict in the area. Everyone was told to look out for him because he was in Jail after being convicted of slaughtering a school of children up in the hills. Only two children survived and this is what they told the police:

We were camping out in the school ground and he came upon us, he had knives and a gun . Firstly he shot the teacher and the principle then he told us all to stand around the school building and he took us away one by one. I don't know what happened to all the kids, I don't know what he did to them. But me and jack decided that the rain stand pipe would be a good weapon so we took it down and hid it behind our backs . We sharpened it everytime he left with another child. when it came our turn Jack swung it at him . It cut his face so badly that it severed his eye right out onto the ground . he screamed and screamed in pain and he fell to the ground and that's how we got away. but we kept his eye to show others of our bravery.

Afterwards the boys buried it in the school grounds, and that's why kids at the school always feel that someone is watching them.

Then the teacher pulled out a box and said he found the eye when they were excavating the the time capsule in the playground.

He dared the kids to look inside .....................yep screams all round !!!!:wah:

In the box (unbeknownst to the children ) was a sheeps eye.:wah::wah::wah:

I often wondered if that was too much for primary school children but to this day my boys think it was the funniest night of their lives.

yikes!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:09 pm

fuzzy butt;1028731 wrote: THE END

Yes I am a sick little puppy :wah::wah::wah::wah:

Are ya scared?

OMG, THAT WAS THE BEST!

geez, remind me never to go out with you guys!:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:14 pm

fuzzy butt;1028743 wrote: :wah::wah::wah::wah: You'll never look at me the same way again:wah:

honestly, that was truly amazing it had me going, guess because I became paralized! That violets one mean bitch eh!:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:32 pm

fuzzy butt;1028752 wrote: Awwwhhhhh now now . You should be grateful we found you so delectable.:wah:

Not everyone is capable of a good blood sauce.:wah: and you recieved a great massage ....what's the problem? LOL LOL LOL

doesn't everyone want a good blood sauce?:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:50 pm

One summer weekend, Kathy Ellen invited myself, Violet, Along, Chonsi, Fuzzy to her home on the beach........we all sat outside late at night around a huge campfire, Chonis said why don't we play with fuzzy's sweater and put it in the fire?

Fuzzy said no, I need my sweater, but Violet rushed up and snatched it off her, Kathy was laughing and adding more wood to the fire. Along then took the sweater and threw it, but it never reached the fire. Out from the trees came a man who was tall, thin and wore a mask with alien eyes sticking out.

Chonsi screamed, Violet, he has fuzzy's sweater on! Fuzzy yelled, OMG, where is Kathy?

Odie said, she ran off into the trees, lets go find her, but Fuzzy was to afraid to go, so she stayed behind staring at the tall man who was just standing there.

Chonsi and Along grabbed Kathy and said, where were you going? Kathy said, to my boat, we must get out of here now, that man is an alien and he wants us on his ship!

Odie grabbed Kathy and with Chonsi's help they brought her back to the campfire. Violet was no where to be seen........so Odie rushed out and found her sitting trembling on a rock............she brought her back to the camp where everyone was, only to find the alien had taken Fuzzy!

all of a sudden, Fuzzy appeared, she now wore the mask with the alien eyes!

The moral of this story is, never trust Kathy Ellens beach house again!:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:01 pm

AFTR pats Odie on the back amd compliments her on her story. She points to Fuzzybutt and shakes her head smiling. AfTR gets up and stretches. She has to tinkle and leaves the group. Meanwhile, Fuzzybutt is rolling around laughing uproariously saying,"Gotcha! Gotcha good!" Suddenly she looks up and starts choking. She can't talk, just points up to the sky. Everyone follows her gaze. Eyes widen.

"I"M BACK!"

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:12 pm

fuzzy butt;1029850 wrote: I have a very important question here!!!

Was I probed? Come on tell me i was probed.?....................I must have been probed . Surely i was probed !!!!!

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

no, but you were implanted with something!:sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:16 pm

has everyone read Violets and fuzzybutts stories?:wah::wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:38 pm

Odie;1029902 wrote: has everyone read Violets and fuzzybutts stories?:wah::wah:

Are you looking up, Odie, my friend?

PS. Read my last post here. :sneaky:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:45 pm

along-for-the-ride;1029938 wrote: Are you looking up, Odie, my friend?

PS. Read my last post here. :sneaky:

I am now, way up! doh!:-5

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:07 pm

To protect my forum garden friends, I must reveal to you who Fuzzy Butt really is. She is a monster who originally came to Earth during the 1950s. She came to Earth with promises to the Earthlings that she would wipe out poverty and war and make food plentiful.

She won the hearts and respect of citizens of all nations and enticed people to visit her planet of Oz for a well-needed holiday.

For months, people flocked to the spacecrafts for a voyage to an unknown galaxy.

With the help of my dear friend Rod, we translated her book "TO SERVE MAN" and realized that it was not as it seemed....nothing really is:rolleyes:

Check out what happens at the end of my story....Fuzzy is the monster, and I am the beautiful, blond girl who tried to save my friends....

This is Fuzzy...lover of MEAT and fine dining:-5

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:10 pm

Kathy Ellen;1029958 wrote: To protect my forum garden friends, I must reveal to you who Fuzzy Butt really is. She is a monster who originally came to Earth during the 1950s. She came to Earth with promises to the Earthlings that she would wipe out poverty and war and make food plentiful.

She won the hearts and respect of citizens of all nations and enticed people to visit her planet of Oz for a well-needed holiday.

For months, people flocked to the spacecrafts for a voyage to an unknown galaxy.

With the help of my dear friend Rod, we translated her book "TO SERVE MAN" and realized that it was not as it seemed....nothing really is:rolleyes:

Check out what happens at the end of my story....Fuzzy is the monster, and I am the beautiful, blond girl who tried to save my friends....

This is Fuzzy...lover of MEAT and fine dining:-5

oh my god, a monster?

brains!:wah:

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:14 pm

Odie;1028791 wrote: One summer weekend, Kathy Ellen invited myself, Violet, Along, Chonsi, Fuzzy to her home on the beach........we all sat outside late at night around a huge campfire, Chonis said why don't we play with fuzzy's sweater and put it in the fire?

Fuzzy said no, I need my sweater, but Violet rushed up and snatched it off her, Kathy was laughing and adding more wood to the fire. Along then took the sweater and threw it, but it never reached the fire. Out from the trees came a man who was tall, thin and wore a mask with alien eyes sticking out.

Chonsi screamed, Violet, he has fuzzy's sweater on! Fuzzy yelled, OMG, where is Kathy?

Odie said, she ran off into the trees, lets go find her, but Fuzzy was to afraid to go, so she stayed behind staring at the tall man who was just standing there.

Chonsi and Along grabbed Kathy and said, where were you going? Kathy said, to my boat, we must get out of here now, that man is an alien and he wants us on his ship!

Odie grabbed Kathy and with Chonsi's help they brought her back to the campfire. Violet was no where to be seen........so Odie rushed out and found her sitting trembling on a rock............she brought her back to the camp where everyone was, only to find the alien had taken Fuzzy!

all of a sudden, Fuzzy appeared, she now wore the mask with the alien eyes!

The moral of this story is, never trust Kathy Ellens beach house again!:wah:

Unfortunately, our MONSTER, Fuzzy Butt, has returned to Earth. I will dispel her wrath on Kathy Ellen's beach shack.....

As Arnold says......I'll be baake.....as soon as I have me dinner and a glass....or few...of chardonney:D

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:44 pm

Odie;1028791 wrote: One summer weekend, Kathy Ellen invited myself, Violet, Along, Chonsi, Fuzzy to her home on the beach........we all sat outside late at night around a huge campfire, Chonis said why don't we play with fuzzy's sweater and put it in the fire?

Fuzzy said no, I need my sweater, but Violet rushed up and snatched it off her, Kathy was laughing and adding more wood to the fire. Along then took the sweater and threw it, but it never reached the fire. Out from the trees came a man who was tall, thin and wore a mask with alien eyes sticking out.

Chonsi screamed, Violet, he has fuzzy's sweater on! Fuzzy yelled, OMG, where is Kathy?

Odie said, she ran off into the trees, lets go find her, but Fuzzy was to afraid to go, so she stayed behind staring at the tall man who was just standing there.

Chonsi and Along grabbed Kathy and said, where were you going? Kathy said, to my boat, we must get out of here now, that man is an alien and he wants us on his ship!

Odie grabbed Kathy and with Chonsi's help they brought her back to the campfire. Violet was no where to be seen........so Odie rushed out and found her sitting trembling on a rock............she brought her back to the camp where everyone was, only to find the alien had taken Fuzzy!

all of a sudden, Fuzzy appeared, she now wore the mask with the alien eyes!

The moral of this story is, never trust Kathy Ellens beach house again!:wah:

......heeheehee...little do these fools know that Fuzzy Butt and I are sisters who came to Earth centuries ago from a far away galaxy.

Look at it this way...Fuzzy is a Monster,and I am a beautiful mermaid. Fuzzy needs earthling meat, and I need lobster....

So there ya go....tit for tat...we roam the Earth foraging for fun and food:wah:

"BTW sis...I love your stories," said Kathy Ellen...laughing maniacally:sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 3:59 pm

AFTR looks down upon the hapless campers and gives out a loud sigh. Even the "eviel" Fuzzy butt could not defeat a big mama like herself. Besides, AFTR is getting tired of being big ( and assuredly doesn't want to give her hubby another heart attack when she gets home) so she shrinks back to her original size.

Because she is so pleased to be back, she brings a goodie. A campfire cake. Whipped it up herself. She smiles as she approaches the campfire. "Who would like the first piece?"

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Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:10 pm

along-for-the-ride;1030002 wrote: AFTR looks down upon the hapless campers and gives out a loud sigh. Even the "eviel" Fuzzy butt could not defeat a big mama like herself. Besides, AFTR is getting tired of being big ( and assuredly doesn't want to give her hubby another heart attack when she gets home) so she shrinks back to her original size.

Because she is so pleased to be back, she brings a goodie. A campfire cake. Whipped it up herself. She smiles as she approaches the campfire. "Who would like the first piece?"

.....not me, says Kathy Ellen.....slowly slinking into the sea...looking for another adventure without the "big guns" around.....

.....I'm hungry and looking for lobster, but I'll be back, mind you:p

We will meet again Along....on another day....when you're least expecting it...:-6

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:57 pm

A few years ago I was visiting my best friend and cousin Liz. Liz and her lovely family who live in Killarney, County Kerry, Ireland.

These braniacs decided to take their caravan, the kidlets, and Moi to the "Darling Girl from Clare" festival in County Clare, Ireland. I'm thinking of a 5:yh_star hotel, and they're thinking of a wee caravan for them and their 3 kidlets and me in a tent:yh_cry. They zipped me up, all alone each night, making sure there were no bugs in the tent...woopeee dooo

We had a total blast at the fair and me being so kind-hearted told Liz and hubs to go out for a night on the town, and I'd watch the kidlets. Soooo, the kids and I told ghost stories and watched a Twilight Zone episode about an earwig....

Apparently, earwigs love your ears and bore holes in them and fry your brain:-2. In this dvd, an earwig bores a hole through a man's ear, travels through the brain and comes out through the other ear. The man was so delighted to learn this fact. The doctor said that was good news, but the earwig was pregnant:wah:

The kids and I laughed about it until we saw a few earwigs in the caravan. Couldn't catch them, so I sat up all night worrying.

When the dumplings finally came home, I ventured out to the tent all alone:(:-1 because the dumplings were full of beer and good stuff. When I awoke in the morning I found an earwig asleep in my tent:-3

To this day I still have needs for organic foods and have become a vegan. I am one with the earth;)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:40 pm

After watching the film "The Blair witch project", i aint never going camping in the woods again :yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:49 am

oscar;1030337 wrote: After watching the film "The Blair witch project", i aint never going camping in the woods again :yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi:yh_nailbi

I couldn't bare to watch that film, these stories

here are enough for odie not to go camping!:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:16 pm

Odie pulls away!:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:51 pm

Kathy Ellen;1030021 wrote: A few years ago I was visiting my best friend and cousin Liz. Liz and her lovely family who live in Killarney, County Kerry, Ireland.

These braniacs decided to take their caravan, the kidlets, and Moi to the "Darling Girl from Clare" festival in County Clare, Ireland. I'm thinking of a 5:yh_star hotel, and they're thinking of a wee caravan for them and their 3 kidlets and me in a tent:yh_cry. They zipped me up, all alone each night, making sure there were no bugs in the tent...woopeee dooo

We had a total blast at the fair and me being so kind-hearted told Liz and hubs to go out for a night on the town, and I'd watch the kidlets. Soooo, the kids and I told ghost stories and watched a Twilight Zone episode about an earwig....

Apparently, earwigs love your ears and bore holes in them and fry your brain:-2. In this dvd, an earwig bores a hole through a man's ear, travels through the brain and comes out through the other ear. The man was so delighted to learn this fact. The doctor said that was good news, but the earwig was pregnant:wah:

The kids and I laughed about it until we saw a few earwigs in the caravan. Couldn't catch them, so I sat up all night worrying.

When the dumplings finally came home, I ventured out to the tent all alone:(:-1 because the dumplings were full of beer and good stuff. When I awoke in the morning I found an earwig asleep in my tent:-3

To this day I still have needs for organic foods and have become a vegan. I am one with the earth;)

:sneaky: I least expected it.

I remember that Twilight Zone episode well. It has haunted me since I had first seen it years ago. Such awful torture.Talk about torture....sorry you didn't have a piece of campfire cake, Kathy Ellen. It's yummy, tastes like spice cake.........makes me feel................I dunno...............where is everybody? OMG! I'm alone.........in the middle of a field of corn. I heard the wind brushing among the husks.I can see a moon glowing up in the night. The corn seems to be.........yes it is......growing taller.............NO....NO................it's me shrinking...................I'm melting into the earth. I am the earth. I have disappeared. Will anyone find me? Or will I be forgotten forever? Please come find me..............and SAVE ME.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:28 pm

fuzzy butt;1031231 wrote: :wah: My God what the hell is in that cake?:wah::wah:

I can tell you this................neither Betty Crocker nor Pillsbury had anything to do with the ingredients in the recipe.

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:44 pm

along-for-the-ride;1031257 wrote: I can tell you this................neither Betty Crocker nor Pillsbury had anything to do with the ingredients in the recipe.

noooooooooooo what did I just eat?:sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:46 pm

If we have eaten a piece of cake, we can become invisible...........for 3 hours and 3 hours only. Thus, three hours have passed, and AFTR is walking out of the cornfield, a little wet and dirty, but fine. She looks at her watch and sighs. "I wish I could have spent the last 3 hours doing something fun as an invisible person. Hey.........maybe there's some cake left." She rushes over to the campfire. But the cake platter is empty......except for a tiny little crumb. She dabs it with her finger and sticks it into her mouth. Looking around, she notices...........that she is all alone. The only sound is the crackling of the fire and the wind blowing through the trees. "Where has everyone gone?" she askes to the wind.

It's not good to be alone.............in the woods..............at night.