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I have pm's but I can't read them, the site is playing pm games.

I'm getting a vibe they're not good.

Feel free to just blast me right here in public, it wouldnt be the first time.

I'll just lay down and you go ahead and attack me.

Go on.
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guys should not have PMS. .....(write to Tombstone or Anastrophe)
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Im working on that but its all going to hell in a handbasket. Its just getting away from me (all the technology) press this press that x-47052 alert crop transfer copy delete its making my head hurt !
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lady copguys should not have PMS. .....(write to Tombstone or Anastrophe)



Nomad wrote: Im working on that but its all going to hell in a handbasket. Its just getting away from me (all the technology) press this press that x-47052 alert crop transfer copy delete its making my head hurt !


I am sure Paul or Tomb would be glad to help you out with your PMS troubles.

So how does a alert crop transfer relate to PMS?

Enquiring minds NEED ta know......Ya know what I mean Vern?

Oh and what are you pressing?

Maybe you should heed your advice and go lay down............:wah:

Or Mydol might help!!
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Thank goodness. I thought you'd changed your mind when you didn't reply to my pm. Here's what's in it:



She said she would, but definitely not #4 on the list. $560.



Should I tell her okay?
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#3 and 250 thats my final offer !
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Puleeeze tell me thats not a velvet painting hanging over your couch bunnygirl ??? :-3
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Dogs Playing Golf
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Dogs dont play golf ! :rolleyes:
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No, they bowl too!

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You guys are trippin !
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Nomad wrote: I have pm's but I can't read them, the site is playing pm games.

I'm getting a vibe they're not good.

Feel free to just blast me right here in public, it wouldnt be the first time.

I'll just lay down and you go ahead and attack me.

Go on.
You have PMS? Are you sure that's what it is? Are you feeling bloated and cranky?

Take 2 Pamprin and call me in the morning.:p
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you said pamprin.............heeeee
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chonsigirl wrote: No, they bowl too!




Silly WABBITS wear glasses too!!!!!!!!

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Nomad wrote: you said pamprin.............heeeee


You should try it........

Good for headaches too









With these you get ALL day relief....
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No way mister Im no girly man ! Pffft ! I pee standing up !
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Nomad wrote: No way mister Im no girly man ! Pffft ! I pee standing up !


OH Ok........

For those who don't know how to here are a few pointers:





1Be sure the TravelMate is clean.



2Depending on whether your pants zipper goes down far enough, you may be able to pee through the fly with the top button fastened. If the zipper is too short, unbutton the top and lower the pants an inch or two. Rather than pull the panties down at the waist, try pulling the fabic at the crotch of the underwear to one side, and slip the TravelMate in place. If you’re wearing loose outer shorts with wide leg openings, you can pee through one of these openings easily rather than lower you waistband if you prefer.



3Take a minute to position the cradle for a leak-proof fit. Cover your wee wee with the cradle and pull handle slightly up until the cradle fits around your urethral orifice. The outer thingy should ”snuggle” the cradle, holding it in place.



4Hold the handle downward at a 45° angle.



5Begin the urine flow.



6Use the cradle to “wipe” any residual urine off the thingy by pulling the device slightly forward.



7Wipe any remaining moisture off the thingywith a moist towellette or toilet paper if necessary.



8Wash the TravelMate and your hands with soapy water then put the device back in its case or pants.
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Excuse me. I have to go stand up now.
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If you’re wearing loose outer shorts with wide leg openings, you can pee through one of these openings easily rather than lower you waistband if you prefer.



This is..............I cant even talk right now
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Nomad wrote: No way mister Im no girly man ! Pffft ! I pee standing up !
If you are not a girly man, why do you have PMS?:-3
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Nomad ,

Why would we blast you, we adore you, when was the last time you defraged your computer.

Run a scan for viruses.

-Jasm

ps. Just how big are FArs hands? Ha. Ha.
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Chonsigirl-



LOVE THAT PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

The one to the left looks like my ex.



-Jas
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jasmund wrote: Nomad ,



Why would we blast you, we adore you, when was the last time you defraged your computer.



Run a scan for viruses.

-Jasm



ps. Just how big are FArs hands? Ha. Ha.




Im sorry what did you say ?

The jasm kinda threw me off :sneaky:
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