9 year old boy was told grandad had died and gone to heaven, sobbed for a while then asked 'How do you know that heaven is a nice place to go to?'
Mum said 'Well, I've been told that it is by lots of people'
Boy replies 'Well, he should have gone to Miami, I know it's nice there.'
Out of the mouths of babes...
Out of the mouths of babes...
Originally Posted by spot
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Out of the mouths of babes...
Imladris;1059930 wrote: 9 year old boy was told grandad had died and gone to heaven, sobbed for a while then asked 'How do you know that heaven is a nice place to go to?'
Mum said 'Well, I've been told that it is by lots of people'
Boy replies 'Well, he should have gone to Miami, I know it's nice there.'
During the summer, i went to visit my brother and his 4 yr old little boy, Henry.
he was very excited because his grandpa had built him a summer house in the garden that he wanted to show me.
We got out there and i said to him "Oh you've got a wendy house". He looked at me as if i was mad and said "No, it's Henry's house.":wah:
Mum said 'Well, I've been told that it is by lots of people'
Boy replies 'Well, he should have gone to Miami, I know it's nice there.'
During the summer, i went to visit my brother and his 4 yr old little boy, Henry.
he was very excited because his grandpa had built him a summer house in the garden that he wanted to show me.
We got out there and i said to him "Oh you've got a wendy house". He looked at me as if i was mad and said "No, it's Henry's house.":wah:
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon