"Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is"
06.04.04 11:44:08 GMT Reporter: R. Euler
A group of researchers have stunned the scientific community by announcing that absolutely everything is twice as big as previously thought.
Everything: Now 100% biggerThe team of eminent physicists, led by Professor Saul Eggs of Dronfield University's Untenable Research Gazebo, published the controversial new theory yesterday in the journal Stuff.
According to their paper "Previous generations of scientists have consistently miscalculated the underlying base metric of the spatial universe by a factor of exactly 100%" and as a result "All objects, without exception, are therefore twice the size we all thought they were".
Reactions to the theory have so far been mixed, with many female undergraduates at Dronfield pointing out that Professor Eggs has a long history of claiming that things are larger than they really are.
When asked why it had taken so long for scientists to discover that everything was twice as big as previously thought Professor Eggs explained that "it applies to rulers as well".
Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
fuzzy butt;1063929 wrote: Is this your way of telling your loved one that it didn't really hurt to have a whole baby come out of her vagina?:-5:-5:-5
excuse me while I fashion my fist to insert into your rectim ....does it feel 100% larger than it should?
you must be taking the **** here!!! A man who has just had to experience a birth posts that ?
either you're kiddding or i must kill you .....one or the other it doesn't bother me .
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
excuse me while I fashion my fist to insert into your rectim ....does it feel 100% larger than it should?
you must be taking the **** here!!! A man who has just had to experience a birth posts that ?
either you're kiddding or i must kill you .....one or the other it doesn't bother me .
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
fuzzy butt;1063929 wrote: Is this your way of telling your loved one that it didn't really hurt to have a whole baby come out of her vagina?:-5:-5:-5
excuse me while I fashion my fist to insert into your rectim ....does it feel 100% larger than it should?
you must be taking the **** here!!! A man who has just had to experience a birth posts that ?
either you're kiddding or i must kill you .....one or the other it doesn't bother me .
i thought it was funny sorry
excuse me while I fashion my fist to insert into your rectim ....does it feel 100% larger than it should?
you must be taking the **** here!!! A man who has just had to experience a birth posts that ?
either you're kiddding or i must kill you .....one or the other it doesn't bother me .
i thought it was funny sorry
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Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
el guapo;1063905 wrote: "Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is"
06.04.04 11:44:08 GMT Reporter: R. Euler
When asked why it had taken so long for scientists to discover that everything was twice as big as previously thought Professor Eggs explained that "it applies to rulers as well".
Yes, Mr Oscar suffers from illussions of grandeur as well. :yh_rotfl
06.04.04 11:44:08 GMT Reporter: R. Euler
When asked why it had taken so long for scientists to discover that everything was twice as big as previously thought Professor Eggs explained that "it applies to rulers as well".
Yes, Mr Oscar suffers from illussions of grandeur as well. :yh_rotfl
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
Everything's Twice As Big As We Think It Is
oscar;1064378 wrote: Yes, Mr Oscar suffers from illussions of grandeur as well. :yh_rotfl
yes you got it was a joke
yes you got it was a joke
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."