Yesterday i went shopping for two hours with a doggy Bonio stuck to the back of my T-shirt (not for the first time) dogs, ya gotta love em...
About 4 week ago i bought a crystal deoderant, it says to just wet it and apply it, i've been using it daily and came to the conclusion that it was rubbish because i was using spray deoderant as well.
This morning i thought that maybe you have to scratch the surface to activate it, scratched the surface and found that i had been applying it daily with a a polythene covering on it!
The piece de resistance was this morning i decided i'd trim my fringe, big mistake, i now look like my elder sister put a pudding basin on it! ( yes i still remember wendy

Ian's coming on Friday, oh how he'll laugh....not:p