Gotta Love Old Men

Touchstone · Post by **Touchstone** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:09 pm

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:16 pm

Good one!

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:19 pm

Love it!

Wish I could think that fast in real life........ :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:20 pm

:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:27 pm

:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:29 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl PERFECT..!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:52 pm

And I read the thread title entirely differently... sheeeesh. I need to get my brain spring cleaned, I think. I was going to reply that it depended how rich they were. Of course if they make a habit of getting drunk and having sex with male birds of the feathery kind, I think I'll stick to young men...

:sneaky:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:07 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:46 am

AussiePam;1067632 wrote: And I read the thread title entirely differently... sheeeesh. I need to get my brain spring cleaned, I think. I was going to reply that it depended how rich they were. Of course if they make a habit of getting drunk and having sex with male birds of the feathery kind, I think I'll stick to young men...

:sneaky:

Well spotted Pam. I missed that. A peacock, not a peahen. Hmmm. How did the ole guy expect any results that way I wonder.:wah:

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:58 pm

OpenMind;1067954 wrote: Well spotted Pam. I missed that. A peacock, not a peahen. Hmmm. How did the ole guy expect any results that way I wonder.:wah:

Maybe the peacock used to be a peahen, but took hormones to change gender due to always feeling male, still keeping his original female parts?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:14 pm

And so Flora, what you're saying, is that the old man had sex with some kind of transgendered, transvestite bright-feathered avian - and this is somehow more likely to endear him to us girls??? I really don't think so. I'll stick to younger blokes. Not too young. A bit of mileage is always a plus, and then you have a chance of a decent conversation over your brekkie espresso. Of course if Old Mr Kinky was very very very very rich....

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:15 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:35 am

Flora;1068154 wrote: Maybe the peacock used to be a peahen, but took hormones to change gender due to always feeling male, still keeping his original female parts?

Do you think he kept his female parts in a bag for emergencies?

:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:37 am

AussiePam;1068314 wrote: And so Flora, what you're saying, is that the old man had sex with some kind of transgendered, transvestite bright-feathered avian - and this is somehow more likely to endear him to us girls??? I really don't think so. I'll stick to younger blokes. Not too young. A bit of mileage is always a plus, and then you have a chance of a decent conversation over your brekkie espresso. Of course if Old Mr Kinky was very very very very rich....

Who are you referring to Pam? The old man or the peacock?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:29 am

:yh_rotfl

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:33 pm

AussiePam;1068314 wrote: And so Flora, what you're saying, is that the old man had sex with some kind of transgendered, transvestite bright-feathered avian - and this is somehow more likely to endear him to us girls??? I really don't think so. I'll stick to younger blokes. Not too young. A bit of mileage is always a plus, and then you have a chance of a decent conversation over your brekkie espresso. Of course if Old Mr Kinky was very very very very rich....

No, no, just hypothesizing how the conception could have taken place. In the light of recent stories in the media, I don't think anything would surprise me.

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:36 pm

OpenMind;1068636 wrote: Do you think he kept his female parts in a bag for emergencies?

:yh_rotfl

Stranger things have happened.

'Pregnant man' shows off five-month-old daughter on U.S. TV and says baby No.2 will complete our 'American dream' | Mail Online

I mean no disrespect to this family.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:54 pm

Flora;1069569 wrote: Stranger things have happened.

'Pregnant man' shows off five-month-old daughter on U.S. TV and says baby No.2 will complete our 'American dream' | Mail Online

I mean no disrespect to this family.

I can't remember exactly when, probably round the late 80's early 90's, but I read an article showing that the egg cell can attach itself to anything organic. Thus, it is possible for a man to carry a baby.

However, the womb protects the woman since if the egg attached itself to a vital organ, then both egg and carrier would die. I notice that the guy in the article still has a womb so he is safeguarded and there's nothing strange in my mind about him becoming pregnant.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:04 pm

Maybe a hermaphrodite peacock then - why do I get a vision of a new type of Tarot card here? And the Kinky old man could be the Magus.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:08 pm

AussiePam;1069597 wrote: Maybe a hermaphrodite peacock then - why do I get a vision of a new type of Tarot card here? And the Kinky old man could be the Magus.

Blimey, Pam. If you don't know then I sure as hell don't.

:wah:

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:18 pm

OpenMind;1069585 wrote: I notice that the guy in the article still has a womb so he is safeguarded and there's nothing strange in my mind about him becoming pregnant.

No, there isn't really. It's just not the usual situation! Saw them on telly the other night. They are a nice couple.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:25 pm

Flora;1069606 wrote: It's just not the usual situation!

Can't argue with that.