what do you do on the loo

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:43 am

You mean in the Library? Read the paper, look out the window and keep small children from invading my private time.:wah:

Milly · Post by **Milly** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:45 am

Don't be so bloody nosey! :p:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:49 am

stubborn:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oh your a right stubborn turd you are, I shall have to read a magazine till you decide to dive in the pan:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:50 am

At my age, I'm lucky to make it that far.:-3

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:52 am

jimbo;1067939 wrote: apart from the er obvious

You know when things get a bit stubborn

read , phone someone or what ever

trust you to come up with some-thing like this jimbo!!!!

THE FUTURE IS GORDON BROWN FOUR MORE YEARS

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:54 am

watch aliens watching me!:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:55 am

oscar;1067967 wrote: trust you to come up with some-thing like this jimbo!!!!

THE FUTURE IS GORDON BROWN FOUR MORE YEARS

talking of brown turds:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:57 am

jimbo;1067978 wrote: from uranus no doubt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Jimbo, what do you doo in the loo?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:03 am

jimbo;1067986 wrote: i post on fg :sneaky::sneaky:

on sue's lap top :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

maybe i should of put this in the compost pile :yh_rotfl

just kidding i text people whilst i'm waiting for the walnut whip to whip out :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I call a man's doodar a walnut whip when its cold:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:04 am

jimbo;1067986 wrote: i post on fg :sneaky::sneaky:

ewwwwwwwwww!:sneaky:

get those turd hands off my screen!:-5:p

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:12 am

I always bring the phone in cuz of course if your on the loo the thing rings anyway and you're too busy to get it.:wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:15 am

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:32 pm

Chezzie;1067974 wrote: talking of brown turds:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now that's just an insult to the Great Gordon.

You fancy him really don't you Chezz?? eh eh?? Come on, admit it.

CHEZZIE FANCIE'S GORDON BROWN

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:36 pm

oscar;1068145 wrote: Now that's just an insult to the Great Gordon.

You fancy him really don't you Chezz?? eh eh?? Come on, admit it.

CHEZZIE FANCIE'S GORDON BROWN

I fancy him like I fancy eating a witchity grub for my tea 7 days a week for a whole year... The man is a tosser:D

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:17 pm

jimbo;1067986 wrote: i post on fg :sneaky::sneaky:

on sue's lap top :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

maybe i should of put this in the compost pile :yh_rotfl

just kidding i text people whilst i'm waiting for the walnut whip to whip out :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

What do you text, "Wish you were here" ? :-6

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:23 pm

i flush it

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:33 pm

jimbo;1067986 wrote: i text people whilst i'm waiting for the walnut whip to whip out :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:-3

Too much info Jimbo.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:44 pm

generally, i sit there wondering where the roll of TP has rolled off to this time...

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:50 pm

he was trying for the worst thread award!:yh_rotfl

sorry Jimbo, those were cancelled!:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:51 pm

My contribution to this thread.

:D

Attached files

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:29 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Sorry this made me laugh out loud..!!

[QUOTE]Hoppy posted: At my age, I'm lucky to make it that far.[/QUOTE]

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:36 pm

CARLA;1068336 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Sorry this made me laugh out loud..!!

I almost crapped my pants!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ewwwwwwww!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:57 pm

Have a smoke and wait for my cell phone to ring....and I've noticed that people don't like to talk to you too much while you're grunting. :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:59 pm

shelbell;1068343 wrote: Have a smoke and wait for my cell phone to ring....and I've noticed that people don't like to talk to you too much while you're grunting. :yh_rotfl

can I have a smoke please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:06 pm

Odie;1068344 wrote: can I have a smoke please!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sure, just as long as you don't wanna sit next to me while smoking it!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:10 pm

i read, or if there's nothing to read handy, i twiddle my toes and look at my toenails. (And, no, i don't have a foot fetish!

)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:12 pm

shelbell;1068350 wrote: Sure, just as long as you don't wanna sit next to me while smoking it!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I think being sisters, we draw the line there!:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:37 am

how long do people sit there that they have time to read something??

:p :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:56 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Not a good visual here Jimbo..!!

[QUOTE]This thread came back to haunt me today ,i was painting the down stairs loo i got a dose of the squits i was in there for an hour or so

so i got a broom handle and roller and painted the bathroom whilst i sat there [/QUOTE]

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:31 am

Fyrenza;1068354 wrote: i read, or if there's nothing to read handy, i twiddle my toes and look at my toenails. (And, no, i don't have a foot fetish!

)

Do you think about the color you would like to paint your nails?

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:02 pm

sunny104;1068584 wrote: how long do people sit there that they have time to read something??

:p :wah:

Yeah?:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:24 am

jimbo;1068598 wrote: this thread came back to haunt me today ,i was painting the down stairs loo i got a dose of the squits i was in there for an hour or so

so i got a broom handle and roller and painted the bathroom whilst i sat there :-5:-5:-5

I love this place!

:wah:

Flora · Post by **Flora** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:24 pm

jimbo;1068598 wrote: this thread came back to haunt me today ,i was painting the down stairs loo i got a dose of the squits i was in there for an hour or so

so i got a broom handle and roller and painted the bathroom whilst i sat there :-5:-5:-5

Wow! And they say men can't do two things at once...!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:59 pm

jimbo;1068598 wrote: this thread came back to haunt me today ,i was painting the down stairs loo i got a dose of the squits i was in there for an hour or so

so i got a broom handle and roller and painted the bathroom whilst i sat there :-5:-5:-5

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl No wonder I named you Jimbutt!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl