Twinkie Defense?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:55 pm

i've been reading some stories about people killing other people and then their defense was that they were hyped up on to much sugar from eating to many twinkies or some other sweets!

i've never heard of such a thing before!

is something like that possible?

if sugar makes you violent i would be one of the most violent people ever with all the sweets i eat, but i'm a little angel! :yh_rotfl

so basically i don't believe it!

Post by **spot** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:29 pm

Was the defense ever successful?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:33 pm

spot;1074550 wrote: Was the defense ever successful?

i'll have to research it some more but i don't think so.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:49 pm

well evidently it's a defense used for more than just twinkies! :-3

In jurisprudence, "Twinkie defense" is a derisive label for a criminal defendant's claims that some unusual biological component factored into the causes or motives of an alleged crime. According to this defense, the biological factor should mitigate the defendant's responsibility, and he therefore should not be held criminally liable for actions which violated the law, or the criminal liability should be reduced to a lesser offense. While biological factors may certainly influence behavior, the label of "Twinkie defense" implies that the specific biological factor is one that most people would view as not being sufficient to account for criminal activity, such as the effects of allergies, minor stimulants such as coffee and nicotine, sugar and/or vitamins.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:05 pm

JAB;1074566 wrote: Are you sure it's the sugar? Maybe it's all the preservatives designed to increase shelf life in the Twinkies that's the problem.

ya know i wonder about the preservatives in everything we eat! who knows what it's doing to us!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:16 pm

I think the defense has be tried but never successful to my knowledge. I would be at the top of the list for this defense but all sugar does to me is make me happy. :yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:21 pm

CARLA;1074576 wrote: I think the defense has be tried but never successful to my knowledge. I would be at the top of the list for this defense but all sugar does to me is make me happy. :yh_rotfl

yeah i eat so much sugar i should be at the top of the list too, but i guess it must make me happy too! :yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:21 pm

Hope6;1074534 wrote: i've been reading some stories about people killing other people and then their defense was that they were hyped up on to much sugar from eating to many twinkies or some other sweets!

i've never heard of such a thing before!

is something like that possible?

if sugar makes you violent i would be one of the most violent people ever with all the sweets i eat, but i'm a little angel! :yh_rotfl

so basically i don't believe it!

It's a known fact that eating Twinkies can cause manopolosytaisis.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:22 pm

Hope6;1074534 wrote: i've been reading some stories about people killing other people and then their defense was that they were hyped up on to much sugar from eating to many twinkies or some other sweets!

i've never heard of such a thing before!

is something like that possible?

if sugar makes you violent i would be one of the most violent people ever with all the sweets i eat, but i'm a little angel! :yh_rotfl

so basically i don't believe it!

so if I ate twinkies and killed....I can get away with this?

what about chocolate!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:24 pm

Lon;1074581 wrote: It's a known fact that eating Twinkies can cause manopolosytaisis.

okay now explain what that is!

:-3 :-6

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:26 pm

Odie;1074582 wrote: so if I ate twinkies and killed....I can get away with this?

what about chocolate!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i was reading somewhere to that now the're saying that chocolate acts on your brain just like cocaine or marjuana i thought OMG! i'm doomed! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:32 pm

Hope6;1074584 wrote: okay now explain what that is!

:-3 :-6

It closely resembles a virulent form of petaclastmyais.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:34 pm

Hope6;1074587 wrote: i was reading somewhere to that now the're saying that chocolate acts on your brain just like cocaine or marjuana i thought OMG! i'm doomed! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I already was!:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:52 pm

Lon;1074590 wrote: It closely resembles a virulent form of petaclastmyais.

i hate to sound like a dummy but i don't know what that is either!

:-3

:D

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:54 pm

Odie;1074593 wrote: I already was!:yh_rotfl

i liked it better when they were saying chocolate acted on your brain just like sex!

:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:56 pm

Hope6;1074604 wrote: i hate to sound like a dummy but i don't know what that is either!

:-3

:D

Sorry-----------it's really very similar to the clysterinsis syndrome that Dr. Ivan Bullshitis discovered in South Africa in 1938. Today, this particular bacterium can sometimes be found in Oreo cookies.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:19 pm

Hope6;1074604 wrote: i hate to sound like a dummy but i don't know what that is either!

:-3

:D

your no dummy, who does know this?:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:22 pm

Lon;1074610 wrote: Sorry-----------it's really very similar to the clysterinsis syndrome that Dr. Ivan Bullshitis discovered in South Africa in 1938. Today, this particular bacterium can sometimes be found in Oreo cookies.

ummmmmmmm...........Lon! are you playing with me? Dr. Bullshitis? :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:23 pm

Hope6;1074605 wrote: i liked it better when they were saying chocolate acted on your brain just like sex!

:yh_rotfl

it does?

ODIE NEEDS CHOCOLATE!:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:24 pm

Odie;1074614 wrote: your no dummy, who does know this?:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:26 pm

mmmmmmmmmm twinkies, now who's my next victim?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:27 pm

Hope6;1074616 wrote: ummmmmmmm...........Lon! are you playing with me? Dr. Bullshitis? :yh_rotfl

Me? Perish the thought:)

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:30 pm

Lon;1074621 wrote: Me? Perish the thought:)

hmmmmmmm............ that sounds like maybe the answer is yes! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:31 pm

Odie;1074620 wrote: mmmmmmmmmm twinkies, now who's my next victim?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OMG!!! hide anything that can be used as a weapon, Odies got twinkies! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:36 pm

Hope6;1074625 wrote: OMG!!! hide anything that can be used as a weapon, Odies got twinkies! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

have you been naughty or nice?:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:38 pm

Odie;1074628 wrote: have you been naughty or nice?:yh_rotfl

i'm always nice darlin!

:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:41 pm

Hope6;1074630 wrote: i'm always nice darlin!

:yh_rotfl

got ya thinking eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

the truth is out there!:yh_rotfl

now....back to more twinkies!:sneaky::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:46 pm

Odie;1074633 wrote: got ya thinking eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

the truth is out there!:yh_rotfl

now....back to more twinkies!:sneaky::wah:

actually i just finished eating a big bowl of chocolate ice cream!

according to the studies i should be high right now! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:48 pm

Hope6;1074636 wrote: actually i just finished eating a big bowl of chocolate ice cream!

according to the studies i should be high right now! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

are you?:yh_rotfl

where's hubby?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:51 pm

Odie;1074638 wrote: are you?:yh_rotfl

where's hubby?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i don't think i am, but then i've never been high to know!

hubbys at work! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:58 pm

Hope6;1074641 wrote: i don't think i am, but then i've never been high to know!

hubbys at work! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

my hubby is to, what shall we do?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:03 pm

Odie;1074643 wrote: my hubby is to, what shall we do?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i don't know! any suggestions? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:36 pm

Hope6;1074623 wrote: hmmmmmmm............ that sounds like maybe the answer is yes! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Not really, everything that Dr. Bullshitis has said about Twinkies has been confirmed by Dr. Ima Fullacrap and Dr. Putinyaon.

:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:22 pm

Hope6;1074645 wrote: i don't know! any suggestions? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

where is the forumgarden stud video?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Touchstone · Post by **Touchstone** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:36 am

Hey Southern Belle!

Where you are don't you guys say "gimme some sugar!" when you want a kiss?

So may kisses are to blame?

Ryan.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:39 am

Lon;1074651 wrote: Not really, everything that Dr. Bullshitis has said about Twinkies has been confirmed by Dr. Ima Fullacrap and Dr. Putinyaon.

:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:40 am

Odie;1074657 wrote: where is the forumgarden stud video?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i dont know where that is, we'll have to see if we can find it!

:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:41 am

Touchstone;1074908 wrote: Hey Southern Belle!

Where you are don't you guys say "gimme some sugar!" when you want a kiss?

So may kisses are to blame?

Ryan.

Yes gimme some sugar does mean give me a kiss around here! :yh_rotfl

i had never thought about that!

:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:02 pm

i'm off to find some lunch i know it's late but i haven't eaten yet!

i'm definately gonna eat something sweet, so everybody watch out! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:18 pm

Hope6;1074912 wrote: i dont know where that is, we'll have to see if we can find it!

:yh_rotfl

I tried, your turn!:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:06 am

Odie;1075653 wrote: I tried, your turn!:yh_rotfl

i will go look soon as i can! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 am

i have to say in my own defense, i have never eaten a Twinkie! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

if i'm gonna eat something sweet, it's got to be chocolate! :-4:-4

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:11 am

Hope6;1075865 wrote: i have to say in my own defense, i have never eaten a Twinkie! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

if i'm gonna eat something sweet, it's got to be chocolate! :-4:-4

I have some!:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:03 am

Odie;1075866 wrote: I have some!:yh_rotfl

Twinkies? or chocolate? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl