Last month I posted this thread:
Should Women Over “A Certain Age Show Off Their Cleavage?
Now I have an equation that will tell you if your boobline is too low!
Scientists, undies experts and mathematicians have been trying to figure out where the decency perimeter lies.
And here is the formula to work it out.
The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P).
The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five.
Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene.
Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
“Remember, less is more so make sure you hold something back by having no more than 20 per cent of each breast exposed.
"So ladies please post your results here so I can put them in my little black boo ...
... Er ...I mean so i can use them for research purposes!"
Ryan.
The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
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The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American GI. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
"History teaches that when you become indifferent and lose the will to fight someone who has the will to fight will take over." COLONEL BULL SIMONS
The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
Do we get equal time with male appendages?
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
Touchstone;1079370 wrote: Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
The small gap is extremely useful for holding wallets, pens, shooters, spare panties, sweets, chocolate, condoms, chihuahuas, and male fantasies.:sneaky:
:wah:
The small gap is extremely useful for holding wallets, pens, shooters, spare panties, sweets, chocolate, condoms, chihuahuas, and male fantasies.:sneaky:
:wah:
The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
well demur and bashful little southern belle that i am, i'm afraid my number is around a 30! 
The Equation Is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
Touchstone;1079370 wrote: Last month I posted this thread:
Should Women Over “A Certain Age Show Off Their Cleavage?
Now I have an equation that will tell you if your boobline is too low!
Scientists, undies experts and mathematicians have been trying to figure out where the decency perimeter lies.
And here is the formula to work it out.
The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P).
The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five.
Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene.
Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
“Remember, less is more so make sure you hold something back by having no more than 20 per cent of each breast exposed.
"So ladies please post your results here so I can put them in my little black boo ...
... Er ...I mean so i can use them for research purposes!"
Ryan.
Waaaayyyyyy too much free time..:wah:
Should Women Over “A Certain Age Show Off Their Cleavage?
Now I have an equation that will tell you if your boobline is too low!
Scientists, undies experts and mathematicians have been trying to figure out where the decency perimeter lies.
And here is the formula to work it out.
The equation is O=NP(20C+B)/75.
To figure out the naughtiness rating (O), you times the number of nipples exposed, from zero to two or expressed as fractions of nipple shown (N) with the percentage of exposed frontal surface area (P).
The sum in brackets is 20 multiplied by the cup size (C), where A cup is one, B is two, C is three and D or above is five.
Add that figure to B, the bust measurement in inches. Then divide your answer by 75. Any score higher than 100 is counted as obscene.
Julia Nolan, of Wonderbra, says: “The perfect cleavage is a bust showing a full, round shape and leaving a small gap in between the boobs.
“Remember, less is more so make sure you hold something back by having no more than 20 per cent of each breast exposed.
"So ladies please post your results here so I can put them in my little black boo ...
... Er ...I mean so i can use them for research purposes!"
Ryan.
Waaaayyyyyy too much free time..:wah: