Modern science and the greatest minds in the world are baffled

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:19 am

How did it happen? What cataclysmic event has occurred to cause it? We may never know...

Recent studies have revealed a never-before-seen, utterly puzzling situation. Apparently, an entire group of seemingly unrelated people, both women AND men, have become capable of acheiving a menstrual cycle....AT THE SAME TIME. While it's not uncommon for women to "synchronize" their monthly body functions, if kept in close quarters for long periods, the fact that there are men showing the same signs is what is so confounding.

An internet group, known as ForumGarden has recently been caught up in an extreme case of the "monthlies." People bickering, complaining, showing mood swings never experienced before and bouts of depression.

How has this happened?

A scientist by the name of Lionel Schmuck has been assigned to the case, to study the inner workings of ForumGarden, and it's members. Stay tuned for updates as they become available.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:02 am

Menstrual synchronization is a phenominon observed in many light industrial and non-combat military situations where male and female personnel worked closely together. After a time, hormonal cycles did indeed align.

Chaplains and shamans have discovered through much study and prayer that this is actually a miraculous gift from God, so that Man could enjoy 3 weeks of relative calm predictability and productivity.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:42 am

yeah. good luck with that one. Schmuck.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:50 am

No comment

gimli3 · Post by **gimli3** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:13 am

:-5 All to do with the moon cycle, maybe!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:14 am

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:17 am

chonsigirl wrote:

HEY!!! you been "spiking" the tap over at Bothwell's???

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:22 am

Nomad wrote: No comment
Mark the calendar! :yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:39 am

LOL !

Im biting my tongue

*ouch*

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:14 am

How did it happen? What cataclysmic event has occurred to cause it? We may never know...

Recent studies have revealed a never-before-seen, utterly puzzling situation.

I think we have witnessed another cataclysmic never before seen situation here today.. NOMAD HAD NO COMMENT..!!