$ G's Loan Shark Thread $

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 9:51 pm

G's Loan Shark Thread

I understand some of you have some gambling debt problems. You need money, I need errands to be performed. Until such a time as your loan is re-payed, you will be in my service. :yh_devil

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:36 pm

So far I've got Mikeinie down for $25,000.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:18 am

I have a major problem

and I'll gladly be you slave, put me down.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:36 am

how quickly we descend in to sin when money is involved:yh_rotfl first Tombstone kindly provides us all with money and a casino:sneaky: then we have the games to win money, and then the betting threads,,, now of course we have our very own loan shark!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Money IS the root of all evil:sneaky::yh_rotfl

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:16 am

abbey;1075698 wrote: I have a major problem

and I'll gladly be you(r) slave, put me down.
Okay, I've got you down.

jimbo;1075835 wrote: can i borrow a great white between the 17th and 20th of jan

and a hammerhead during the fg meetup so i can make barman look a bit more normal :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:
Okay, I'm not quite sure of the specifics, but... I'm pretty sure it'll cost you an arm and a leg... plus taxes, as the loan is a product. :p

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:02 pm

*In Don Vito Corleone voice* The time has come when I must call upon you to do a service for me... I need all the Christmas threads to be properly tagged with the word Christmas in every one... you may choose to go above and beyond and add more tags, however... this is up to you. Can you perform this small favor for me?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:48 pm

Your wish has been done godfather

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:50 pm

I'm on a losing streak :-5:-5 Looks as though I may have to come for a loan :sneaky::sneaky:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:56 pm

SuzyB;1078220 wrote: I'm on a losing streak :-5:-5 Looks as though I may have to come for a loan :sneaky::sneaky:
Follow his wishes suze.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:49 am

I thought my shark humour was slightly, very funny, too... :wah:

Latest Transactions:

Spot the Bookie received a loan in the amount of $72,000.

I still have Mikeinie down for $25,000.

Who else needs a loan? Doesn't anyone else need a loan to purchase Christmas gifts?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:14 pm

What's the point?

I tagged all the threads and got bugger all for my troubles!

I shall take my empty casino purse and huff off.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:24 pm

abbey;1087085 wrote: What's the point?

I tagged all the threads and got bugger all for my troubles!

I shall take my empty casino purse and huff off.

You never asked for a specific loan. I'm a loan shark not a psychic. :wah:

Whaddya' need? Gi'mme a specific dollar amount.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:36 pm

G-man;1087106 wrote: You never asked for a specific loan. I'm a loan shark not a psychic. :wah:

Whaddya' need? Gi'mme a specific dollar amount.

What terms?

What is the interest rate?

Will you take into consideration I already tagged the crimbo threads?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:41 pm

abbey;1087111 wrote:

What terms?

What is the interest rate?

Will you take into consideration I already tagged the crimbo threads?Abbey how can you lower yerself to such a crook..........oh gawd that came out wrong and dont fink you better answer that

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:42 pm

abbey;1087111 wrote:

What terms?

What is the interest rate?

Will you take into consideration I already tagged the crimbo threads?

Terms: Pay it back whenever you can.

Interest Rate: None

Will you take into consideration I already tagged the crimbo threads? Yep! I won't ask you to do any favors for me and you're welcome to ask the other clients who currently have outstanding loans to perform whatever tasks you need performed.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:53 pm

G-man;1087117 wrote: Terms: Pay it back whenever you can.

Interest Rate: None

Will you take into consideration I already tagged the crimbo threads? Yep! I won't ask you to do any favors for me and you're welcome to ask the other clients who currently have outstanding loans to perform whatever tasks you need performed. :DCould I have the same as Mike?

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:38 pm

G-man;1087050 wrote: I thought my shark humour was slightly, very funny, too... :wah:

Latest Transactions:

Spot the Bookie received a loan in the amount of $72,000.

I still have Mikeinie down for $25,000.

Who else needs a loan? Doesn't anyone else need a loan to purchase Christmas gifts?

My good friend Spot has provided me with my winnings from the x-factor. Your loan is on it's way back to you with interest.

Many thanks

Mike

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:47 pm

mikeinie;1087144 wrote: My good friend Spot has provided me with my winnings from the x-factor. Your loan is on it's way back to you with interest.

Many thanks

Mike

It was a pleasure doing business ith you, Mikeinie.

abbey;1087122 wrote: Could I have the same as Mike?

Yep. I'll send the $25,000 in the mail in a moment.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:58 pm

G-man;1075674 wrote: G's Loan Shark Thread

I understand some of you have some gambling debt problems. You need money, I need errands to be performed. Until such a time as your loan is re-payed, you will be in my service.[/B] :yh_devil
Gawd help us its worse than I thought......I need to sit down:-2.....oh I am:o....well prayers will be done for the sad folk who you have in your "service":(

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:03 pm

Business is booming... over $167,000 has been provided to those in need since the inception of this fine establishment.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:15 pm

G-man;1087166 wrote: Business is booming... over $167,000 has been provided to those in need since the inception of this fine establishment. :DIm gonna ask TS where this dosh is coming from as he may turn up for work one day and you may have gambled his Business away fgs:sneaky::driving:

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:15 pm

G-man;1087151 wrote: It was a pleasure doing business ith you, Mikeinie.

Yep. I'll send the $25,000 in the mail in a moment.

Although not requested, I payed back 26,000.

After all what good is it being a loan shark if you don't make a bit of money??

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:22 pm

Carolly;1087170 wrote: Im gonna ask TS where this dosh is coming from as he may turn up for work one day and you may have gambled his Business away fgs:sneaky::driving:

How do you know that TS isn't deeply involved in this business, already?

mikeinie;1087171 wrote: Although not requested, I payed back 26,000.

After all what good is it being a loan shark if you don't make a bit of money??

See, Carolly? We even made a profit without asking for interest.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:32 pm

G-man;1087177 wrote: How do you know that TS isn't deeply involved in this business, already?

See, Carolly? We even made a profit without asking for interest. :DIm to honest to be in here......Im having nothing to do with this......its like the Blind Beggar all over again.......Mr. Spot knows all about the Blind Beggar:sneaky::rolleyes:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:47 pm

Carolly;1087180 wrote: Im to honest to be in here......Im having nothing to do with this......its like the Blind Beggar all over again.......Mr. Spot knows all about the Blind Beggar:sneaky::rolleyes:

Business is booming here, plus all the philanthropy and charity work I've been associated with... stocks are WAY up unlike Spot the Bookmaker's, which I'm now a double shareholder of, along with Abbey. I'll have you know that I'm a fine, upstanding businessman around these here parts. What are you doing with all your riches?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:47 pm

G-man;1087185 wrote: Business is booming here, plus all the philanthropy and charity work I've been associated with... stocks are WAY up unlike Spot the Bookmaker's, which I'm now a double shareholder of, along with Abbey. I'll have you know that I'm a fine, upstanding businessman around these here parts. What are you doing with all your riches? :DNeeds alot of thought.Im looking for a sound business with a decent turn over and trust worthy people to work with......Mr. Spot has 1 out of that 3 and you have...................pass:rolleyes:....so I will keep on looking:(

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:32 pm

I thought you were going to set up a loan shark business Carolly? :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:51 pm

koan;1087705 wrote: I thought you were going to set up a loan shark business Carolly? :wah:No Ladies dont do fings like that and nor do Gentleman:rolleyes:.....Im more of your Mary Poppins type...........ere thats a thought:-2 I may get into umbrellas:-3

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:04 pm

Carolly;1087764 wrote: I may get into umbrellas:-3The stretchers would snap and the ribs collapse.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:09 pm

spot;1087778 wrote: The stretchers would snap and the ribs collapse.Well it would match all the other rubbish I sell so thats ok:D

Post by **spot** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:11 pm

Carolly;1087781 wrote: Well it would match all the other rubbish I sell so thats ok:D

No daftie - get into.

Never mind, explaining it spoils the humour.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:16 pm

spot;1087782 wrote: No daftie - get into.

Never mind, explaining it spoils the humour.I know exactly what you meant but my version was funnier;):D.Hope your Betting Empire will still be run honestly BTW since you have new Company Directors:rolleyes: