Random cop questions...

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British Rules when being pulled over by the cops

1) Make sure you have at least 5 witnessess

2) Ask for a search warrant before allowing search of your car

3) Always have the number of a good defence lawyer to hand

4) Wear body armour at all times to avoid being shot by gung ho anti-terrorism officers

5) Do not let on that your are a politician to avoid being fitted up for 'leaking'.

6) Tell the officer immediately that you do accept there was a holocaust

7) Always ask for the officers collar number in order to report him at a later date

8) Take squad car registration number to identify the bastatrd who fitted you up at a later date

9) To ensure early release, tell officer your father is a senior officer in the Met.

10) Tape record any conversation on your mobile phone to avoid officer lying under oath in court at a later date.

11) If you are black, surrender immediately... It's kinder to your health.

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fuzzy butt;1093026 wrote: 1) Make sure you have at least 5 witnessess

don't know why

2) Ask for a search warrant before allowing search of your car

NO need for it here, and you don't have to have done anything wrong in this country to be pulled over ............(check how our serial murders have been caught)

Police don't need a reason in this country to pull you over (just a gut feeling will do it)3) Always have the number of a good defence lawyer to hand

again why ? are you about to go away for a long time?

4) Wear body armour at all times to avoid being shot by gung ho anti-terrorism officers

ahhh the officers who have been shot and killed recently in this country have been shot as they get out of their cars. trully.tWe dont' wear bullet proof vests unless there is a seige situation. ..................we're not at the boundries of other countryies yet.

5) Do not let on that your are a politician to avoid being fitted up for 'leaking'.

YOu'd love our tabloids ....not even polis get off and the coppers know it!!!! and are descrete as with every other member of the public

6) Tell the officer immediately that you do accept there was a holocaust

A what? which one?

7) Always ask for the officers collar number in order to report him at a later date

that's cool...it's on the ticket.



8) Take squad car registration number to identify the bastatrd who fitted you up at a later date

that's what courts are for

9) To ensure early release, tell officer your father is a senior officer in the Met.

oh not here it's not !!!!!!! If you're a coppers kid you should know better and you actually get harsher treatment ...trust me, seen it happen .(not my boys thank god)

10) Tape record any conversation on your mobile phone to avoid officer lying under oath in court at a later date.

all police officers here in my state carry personal tape recorders .................always!!!!! and if not, someone will have foootage on a moblie phone........always:D

11) If you are black, surrender immediately... It's kinder to your health.

will discuss in another thread .......not sure about other countries.


Unfortunately, our news is always dominated by corrupt cops. I have no doubt that no other country has officers like ours.

In any other country with the exception of Rowanda, i'd not be saying such remarks. Our country is deeply suspicious of our police as a whole. the fact that they are always in the news doesn't help.

We just had a damning report come out in the press that a million or so crimes a year go un-investigated if cops believe they won't be able to prosecte the offender. This leaves a lot of victems and adds to this hopeless despair in this country that our police can't and won't protect the public.

Our ridiculous human rights bill gives more protection to the criminal than the victem as i know personally.

Thank god, America and Australia don't have our system.