the world should be mocking

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:38 am

i have just made a cup of tea and being the clumsey big foot yeti clone that i am i spilled it all over the wooden floor stuff ,i had two cups of tea in my hands and i thought er er drat thats it , but i just put my big foot on it in my sports socks and wiped it up no mess no bending most of all no nagging she never noticed then i thought why oh why dont they just make a sock shaped mop thing you just put on your foot to clean the floors with , i am really give it some thought for those of us with bad backs or knees what an idea, and i shall call them ....MOCKS you know mops socks

and if you wanted to get the kids to help out you could put little wheels on them like that training shoe things they all seem to have now they just wizz past you in the supermarket like little robots and we could call them MEELEYS you know mops heeleys ,stop me if i'm getting carried away but what do you think

oh sorry about the title but would you really of read this post if i put jims invention ... i thought not

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:41 am

I think you've finally found the way to make your millions, you should patent it & take it to the dragons den

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:42 am

great idea!!:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:45 am

buttercup;552546 wrote: I think you've finally found the way to make your millions, you should patent it & take it to the dragons den

oh i get the joke now you and tazz are MOCKING me :-5 :-5

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:28 am

Jim - didn't you realise that it is?

Or is that just me mocking you

:sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:37 am

Jimbo, in my mail order catalog there is a pair of "dustmop slippers." Really! You slip them on and walk around on your floors. They are plaid scuffs with gray mop fringe sewn around them. What size will you take? :-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:09 am

RedGlitter;552652 wrote: Jimbo, in my mail order catalog there is a pair of "dustmop slippers." Really! You slip them on and walk around on your floors. They are plaid scuffs with gray mop fringe sewn around them. What size will you take? :-6

nooooo say it aint so

but i have done drawings and made prototypes and everything

Red · Post by **Red** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:18 am

:wah: mocks...:wah:

celina12 · Post by **celina12** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:35 am

lol :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:02 am

jimbo;552544 wrote: i have just made a cup of tea and being the clumsey big foot yeti clone that i am i spilled it all over the wooden floor stuff ,i had two cups of tea in my hands and i thought er er drat thats it , but i just put my big foot on it in my sports socks and wiped it up no mess no bending most of all no nagging she never noticed then i thought why oh why dont they just make a sock shaped mop thing you just put on your foot to clean the floors with , i am really give it some thought for those of us with bad backs or knees what an idea, and i shall call them ....MOCKS you know mops socks

and if you wanted to get the kids to help out you could put little wheels on them like that training shoe things they all seem to have now they just wizz past you in the supermarket like little robots and we could call them MEELEYS you know mops heeleys ,stop me if i'm getting carried away but what do you think

I hate to see Walmart or any big corporation take the rap for what is not really their problem. Under our economic system, they are free to offer jobs at a particular pay scale, individuals are free to accept or reject those positions. No one holds a gun to their head. Just because Walmart may be the only employer in a particular town doesn't make it Walmart's problem. What if there was no Walmart at all? We would be going to ole Mom & Pop's

store and paying 50% more for merchandise, and oh, Mom & Pop would probably be paying their employees minimum wage as well, WITH NO BENEFITS.

oh sorry about the title but would you really of read this post if i put jims invention ... i thought not

Oh Boy----------I can sure relate to this one. I wear thick white athletic socks around the house and just a bit ago spilt some red wine (on tile). Swish swash all gone, much to my wife's chagrin. The stain is on the sole so no problem. I think you have a marketable idea. Go for it.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:05 am

i thought it was a good idea ,but i'm not sure if you guys are mocking me:wah::wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:29 am

Jimbo, we admire your efforts. While this first attempt of yours may not quite work out I thought I would post an example of success that may inspire you to continue on your path. Enjoy my brother::wah:

Penile Volumetric Measuring Device

Monday, December 11, 2006, 8:00:00 PM

Penis size: For too long (puns are inevitable when discussing the subject), it has escaped the rigorous analysis of modern science and has been left prone to self-serving exaggeration. Thankfully, one fearless inventor has arrived to clear the field of biased pseudoscience:

"Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis."

"there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis."

In the short 22 centuries since Archimedes first shouted Eureka from his bathtub, inventor Jason Turner has applied the same techniques of fluid displacement to accurately measure the one-eyed trouser snake.

Of course, scientific breakthroughs can often be met with fierce resistance: Knowledge is power, but the truth, if small enough, can hurt.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:35 am

zinkyusa;592311 wrote: Jimbo, we admire your efforts. While this first attempt of yours may not quite work out I thought I would post an example of success that may inspire you to continue on your path. Enjoy my brother::wah:

Penile Volumetric Measuring Device

Monday, December 11, 2006, 8:00:00 PM

Penis size: For too long (puns are inevitable when discussing the subject), it has escaped the rigorous analysis of modern science and has been left prone to self-serving exaggeration. Thankfully, one fearless inventor has arrived to clear the field of biased pseudoscience:

"Throughout history, there has been discussion and focus on the human male sex organ. Generally, having a large penis is seen as more masculine and manly than having a small penis. Well-endowed male pornography stars are looked at by many with admiration and envy due to the size of their penis."

"there is a remarkable lack of convenient and accurate methods for measuring the penis. Most men merely take a ruler and measure the size of their penis in inches. However, to adequately describe the size of a penis the length alone is not enough. Nor is it enough to know the diameter at an arbitrary point. The penis is not shaped like a true cylinder, but rather it has a more complicated shape. Therefore, a method for measuring the size of a penis needs to account for the unusual shape and size of the human penis."

In the short 22 centuries since Archimedes first shouted Eureka from his bathtub, inventor Jason Turner has applied the same techniques of fluid displacement to accurately measure the one-eyed trouser snake.

Of course, scientific breakthroughs can often be met with fierce resistance: Knowledge is power, but the truth, if small enough, can hurt.

BUDDY SIZE DONT REALLY MATTER AT ALL ,the first time suzy saw me naked she laughed and said just who do you think your gona satisfy with that , i just laughed and said to be honest the only one that really matters .... me :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:53 am

jimbo;592313 wrote: BUDDY SIZE DONT REALLY MATTER AT ALL ,the first time suzy saw me naked she laughed and said just who do you think your gona satisfy with that , i just laughed and said to be honest the only one that really matters .... me :wah: :wah:

Jimbo, I hate to be the one that breaks it to you but those tears of Suzy's weren't from laughing, it was sheer disappointment!:sneaky:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:54 am

Oh, and size does matter:sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:12 am

Funny that we go from talking about socks mopping up spills, to size of "things" that can spill into a sock

Jimbo...LOVE the idea...I already use it with old rags though...I'm not a big fan of mops...I am a "get on my hands and knees and scrub" kinda girl...but this 'ole mare ain't what she used to be...so I use old rags and spray ALL the time...and the 'ole swipe it with the foot works great....

Size does matter...btw.....and that doesn't mean BIG size is best...cause imo...it aint....just thought I'd share, back to regular scheduled program.....:p

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:44 am

jimbo;552544 wrote: i have just made a cup of tea and being the clumsey big foot yeti clone that i am i spilled it all over the wooden floor

Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo...

NEVER disparage your proud Yeti heritage !!!

From The Church Of The Subgenius, Pamphlet # 1 :

Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES

The very fact that you came up with a brilliant invention in the face of adversity is testament to your superiority over the humans (or "pinks" as they are known to the SubGenii).

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:36 am

Richard Bell;592471 wrote: Jimbo, Jimbo, Jimbo...

NEVER disparage your proud Yeti heritage !!!

From The Church Of The Subgenius, Pamphlet # 1 :

The very fact that you came up with a brilliant invention in the face of adversity is testament to your superiority over the humans (or "pinks" as they are known to the SubGenii).

thanks buddy i feel proud now :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:37 am

Imladris;592371 wrote: Oh, and size does matter:sneaky:

hey immy ,sometimes my friend its not the size of the organ thats the problem its the size of the cathedral its playing in :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:40 pm

jimbo;592516 wrote: hey immy ,sometimes my friend its not the size of the organ thats the problem its the size of the cathedral its playing in :wah: :wah:

That reminds me of something so yucky I'll have to pm you!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:51 pm

Imladris;592572 wrote: That reminds me of something so yucky I'll have to pm you!

ew ew tell me too:yh_pray

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:56 pm

Yeah, Immy....whispering isn't nice....'specially when it's not to ME!!

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:58 pm

right then you asked for if you don't like it, tough.

A friend (not me!!) had her 2nd child, when she got her first period afterwards tried to use a tampon, but it just fell out (didn't even touch the sides)

Soooo, size matters!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:02 pm

Imladris;592578 wrote: right then you asked for if you don't like it, tough.

A friend (not me!!) had her 2nd child, when she got her first period afterwards tried to use a tampon, but it just fell out (didn't even touch the sides)

Soooo, size matters!!

Oh, yeah that was gross!! Why did you post that???

:wah: kiddin' wif ya!!:p

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:07 pm

WonderWendy3;592579 wrote: Oh, yeah that was gross!! Why did you post that???

:wah: kiddin' wif ya!!:p

NOT MY FAULT!!!!

Voyeurs, all of you!!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:15 pm

:yh_sick

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:22 am

Imladris;592578 wrote: right then you asked for if you don't like it, tough.

A friend (not me!!) had her 2nd child, when she got her first period afterwards tried to use a tampon, but it just fell out (didn't even touch the sides)

Soooo, size matters!!

maybe that explains those red sheep by the motorway :wah: :wah:

er immy thays a naughty post

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:07 am

jimbo;593037 wrote: maybe that explains those red sheep by the motorway :wah: :wah:

er immy thays a naughty post

Well, it's not my fault - they made me do it!!!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:52 pm

jimbo;1096876 wrote: nah she was just going through a difficult period :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Grammar Teacher:

Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid:

Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:24 pm

redglitter;552652 wrote: jimbo, in my mail order catalog there is a pair of "dustmop slippers." really! You slip them on and walk around on your floors. They are plaid scuffs with gray mop fringe sewn around them. What size will you take? :-6

bigfoot