jimbo n sue night out

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:22 am

jim works hard roofing but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife sue thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday sue takes him to a localstrip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, jim! How ya doin?'

His wife sue is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

'Oh no,' says jim. 'He's in my bowling league.

When they are seated, a waitress asks jim if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife sue is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.

I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around jim, starts to rub herself all over him and says,

'Hi jimbo. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

jim's wife sue, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

jim follows and spots her getting into a cab.

Before sue can slam the door, jim jumps in beside her.

jim tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

'Geez jim, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

jim's funeral will be on Friday.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kindle · Post by **Kindle** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:45 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:00 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:17 am

In an emergency, night clubs have been known to use Jimbo's head as a disco mirror ball :yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:33 pm

he pledge,s its not true

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:35 pm

So, how did she murder him?:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:52 pm

el guapo;1110630 wrote: he pledge,s its not true

Tis true :yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:19 pm

oscar;1110644 wrote: Tis true :yh_rotfl

ya have taken the shine off mt tread

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:22 pm

el guapo;1110770 wrote: ya have taken the shine off mt tread

Tis Oscar's role in life................... to annoy el guapo (especially now i've seen what you look like in the pic's you posted)

It's what Oscar must do :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:53 pm

oscar;1110772 wrote: Tis Oscar's role in life................... to annoy el guapo (especially now i've seen what you look like in the pic's you posted)

It's what Oscar must do :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ya have polished off another thread:-6

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:00 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:06 pm

el guapo;1110789 wrote: ya have polished off another thread:-6

Tis Oscar's duty to humanity :yh_rotfl

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:56 am

oscar;1110891 wrote: Tis Oscar's duty to humanity :yh_rotfl

this is getting dull now

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:37 am

:wah:

Yet another entry to the pages of..................

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:55 pm

along-for-the-ride;1111141 wrote: :wah:

Yet another entry to the pages of..................

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:35 am

Good joke El-taco!:yh_rotfl

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:59 am

jimbo;1112252 wrote: WW how lovelly to see you :-6:-6:-6:-6:D:D:D:D

big hugs to you and Suzy Jimbo!!:-4:-4

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:05 am

WonderWendy3;1112266 wrote: big hugs to you and Suzy Jimbo!!:-4:-4

It's impossible to hug Jumbo sausage on account of that head refecting the sun's rays back into space.