If it came to a fight

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:26 pm

As the 'Brat Pack' consisting of

Jimbo ...

el guapo..

gmc

Gallbladder

Clodhopper

Bruv

Open Mind

Chookie

Dubs

Leave me alone

Spot

were to set about

The American's: Who would win?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:29 pm

Have you been drinking the cooking sherry Oscar

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:30 pm

Can I pick doing a child school yard game called "one potato, two potato"?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:35 pm

jimbo;1126271 wrote: well i dont fight ever unless i'm attacked

jester and wise guy were state champion wrestlers i do believe

oscar i have no hard feelings towards any one on fg

the two people that do scare me are oddie and you :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Alright then a pretendy fight

:D:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:35 pm

Chezzie;1126269 wrote: Have you been drinking the cooking sherry Oscar

No, I never touch the stuff... just hard Vodka and red bull

o

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:37 pm

oscar;1126283 wrote: No, I never touch the stuff... just hard Vodka and red bull

o

ahhhh so thats how you can stay awake and surf till the wee hours...Its the red bull:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:48 pm

jimbo;1126295 wrote: ok i have just done a pretend chinese burn and a nipple twist on jester :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chinese burn is racist and did you get all three of Jester's nipples??? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:49 pm

Chezzie;1126289 wrote: ahhhh so thats how you can stay awake and surf till the wee hours...Its the red bull:D

No, that's acute insomnia

:(:(

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:56 pm

jimbo;1126313 wrote: yeah he has just been done left,right and centre:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I just gave him a pretendy kick in his ball :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:15 pm

jimbo;1126271 wrote: well i dont fight ever unless i'm attacked

jester and wise guy were state champion wrestlers i do believe

oscar i have no hard feelings towards any one on fg

the two people that do scare me are oddie and you :rolleyes::rolleyes:

be very afraid!

lock your doors.

change your phone number

were coming.............................

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:38 pm

jimbo;1126326 wrote: of course you know that due to different sence of humours someone will start crying in a minute leading to you getting into trouble dont you :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:-5

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:07 pm

Odie;1126331 wrote: be very afraid!

lock your doors.

change your phone number

were coming.............................

You can't come Odie....... It's us V The Americans :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:13 pm

jimbo;1126295 wrote: ok i have just done a pretend chinese burn and a nipple twist on jester :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Damn !

I wish Id thought of that !

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:57 pm

Nomad;1126370 wrote: Damn !

I wish Id thought of that !

Don't worry ------------ you will!

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:01 pm

Just so you know....I'm a black belt at Origami..

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:03 pm

dubs;1126416 wrote: Just so you know....I'm a black belt at Origami..

:yh_rotfl Cool!

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:03 pm

Right your Oscarness, you started this fight. You are therefore appointed to be the European delegate in the forthcoming gladitorial contest.

This contest, as in times past will be a la outrance, not au premier sang, this being the case, you should begin training immediately...........

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:05 pm

oscar;1126264 wrote: As the 'Brat Pack' consisting of

Jimbo ...

el guapo..

gmc

Gallbladder

Clodhopper

Bruv

Open Mind

Chookie

Dubs

Leave me alone

Spot

were to set about

The American's: Who would win?

I would just pull up beside them in my shuttle bus, leap beside them and force them inside. They would have to buckle their seatbelts. I would get behind the wheel, crank up the engine and let it roar, then put my foot on the gas. They would be my hostages and along for the ride. They would go where I go and I would let them know when we got there.

:D

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dubs · Post by **dubs** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:05 pm

Betty Boop;1126420 wrote: :yh_rotfl Cool!

It's not the folding that kills them Boops..It's where I put the creases.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:12 pm

Chookie;1126421 wrote: Right your Oscarness, you started this fight. You are therefore appointed to be the European delegate in the forthcoming gladitorial contest.

This contest, as in times past will be a la outrance, not au premier sang, this being the case, you should begin training immediately...........

Please translate into English and i will lead us into battle

:D:D

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:14 pm

dubs;1126423 wrote: It's not the folding that kills them Boops..It's where I put the creases.

hehehehe you crease me up...

:wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:18 pm

oscar;1126366 wrote: You can't come Odie....... It's us V The Americans :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you didn't see what he said, he is afraid of you and I!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:18 pm

Very well so:- a la outrance (French) = to the death (English) and au premier sang (French) = first blood (English).

I see yourself has acquired the best of English education :yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:19 pm

no capish!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:21 pm

Odie;1126441 wrote: no capish!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Bloody colonials.................

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:25 pm

Chookie;1126443 wrote: Bloody colonials.................

say what?:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:27 pm

Chookie;1126438 wrote: Very well so:- a la outrance (French) = to the death (English) and au premier sang (French) = first blood (English).

I see yourself has acquired the best of English education :yh_rotfl

Firstly yin... I am British I'll have you know and none of this English malarky thankyou very much.

Right OK i'm ready :yh_mfight:yh_mfight:yh_mfight:yh_mfight:yh_mfight

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:42 pm

oscar;1126264 wrote: As the 'Brat Pack' consisting of

Jimbo ...

el guapo..

gmc

Gallbladder

Clodhopper

Bruv

Open Mind

Chookie

Dubs

Leave me alone

Spot

were to set about

The Americans: Who would win?

I would get on my trusty ole ropin' pony, throw my loop, rope all ya'll at once an drag ya's out on the prairie an let the snattle rakes an coyotes fuss about who was gonna call the jack a lopes and road runners to get ya'll. :yh_cowboy HEE HAW !!!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:53 pm

scholle-kid;1126497 wrote: I would get on my trusty ole ropin' pony, throw my loop, rope all ya'll at once an drag ya's out on the prairie an let the snattle rakes an coyotes fuss about who was gonna call the jack a lopes and road runners to get ya'll. :yh_cowboy HEE HAW !!!!

It's my thread so i insist on English language please. Antway, you'll just confuse the Scots world peeps.

:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:14 pm

oscar;1126508 wrote: It's my thread so i insist on English language please. Antway, you'll just confuse the Scots world peeps.

:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2:yh_tong2

darn, I am not real sure I can do english . but I will give it a shot.

I will sadle my roping horse. Throw my rope with a loop at all of you. catch all of you ,drag all of you out onto the prarie, and let the rattle snakes and coyotes fight over who will call the jack a lopes and road runners to come and get you all.

whew that was hard i tell ya what!!!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:40 pm

I remember seeing the US Navy Aircraft Carrier JFK docked in Dublin bay once, it was the size of a small city, and had the military potential to destroy Ireland in about 4 minutes, have a cup of tea, and then do Britain in about an hour, before sailing away for a crack at Russia after lunch. Personally I think we should pick fights with people our own size, or preferably smaller even, you know, like Iceland, or maybe those damn uppity Jamacians.

That said I am Irish and we love randomly fighting people for no clear reason other than we just feel like it, especially people who are much more powerful that us and continually beat the living shyte out of us, its a national pass time, we've been doing that for centuries; so I will fight anyone anytime (but preferably the English, or if none are available then other Irish people), as long as I have a bottle of whiskey before and afterwards, just point me in the direction of the row and give me a hurley, an Irish flag, and a few potatoes to throw at whoever it is I am fighting, ye bsatards.

UP THE LADS! :yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk:yh_shamrk

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:53 pm

Anyone for tennis ?:-6

:rolleyes:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:24 pm

*preening my bunny ears*

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:54 pm

Sounds like you have the right idea about this deal Galbally. tell you what.

You bring the before bottle of whiskey and I'll bring the after bottle of whiskey and we can all see if we remember what suppose to happen between the bottles while we talk about the arctic ice and global warming ,

while leaving the battle ships alone,(I'm what is called a desert rat and get sea sick standing on the shore watching all that water )

:-3hmmmm ,If that is okay with oscar , it is oscars fight an all .:-3

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:22 pm

Jester;1126585 wrote: Is it her fight? Or did she just start it? Doesn't it make that 'our' fight?

I counted up, and it looks like the sides arent very fair. I mean they got, what? 11 people?... we got, well so far 3 or 4 American Warriors, looks like they better go back and get a few hundred more men to even things up!

Ah, being generous huh? You think that few will even things up? :yh_rotfl

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:44 pm

Jester;1126585 wrote: Is it her fight? Or did she just start it? Doesn't it make that 'our' fight?

I counted up, and it looks like the sides arent very fair. I mean they got, what? 11 people?... we got, well so far 3 or 4 American Warriors, looks like they better go back and get a few hundred more men to even things up!

I'm bringing a bottle of whiskey, my ropin' pony, some snattle rakes, coyotes, jack a lopes and road runners oh yeah and me too. I'm good to go !!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:06 pm

oscar;1126264 wrote: As the 'Brat Pack' consisting of

Jimbo ...

el guapo..

gmc

Gallbladder

Clodhopper

Bruv

Open Mind

Chookie

Dubs

Leave me alone

Spot

were to set about

The American's: Who would win?

LOL, I won't ask about the cooking sherry oscar but I don't understand the question the way you have it written. Is it all of the above together against what Americans , the ones here on FG? Or are you asking which one of the above against what Americans? LOL , perhaps I should ask about the cooking sherry.

Never mind LOL, I think I've figured it out.