If it came to a fight

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:13 pm

:yh_party:guitarist

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:18 pm

scholle-kid;1127143 wrote:

:yh_party:guitarist

Cool, hey have we got any chicks on our side??

Or is it you, me, and Jester against the rest of them?

Just wondering how many potatoes we will need.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:18 pm

scholle-kid;1127143 wrote:

:yh_party:guitarist

Anybody up for a snowball fight?:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:30 pm

galbally;1127152 wrote: cool, hey have we got any chicks on our side??

Or is it you, me, and jester against the rest of them?

Just wondering how many potatoes we will need.

i've warned you paddy about defecting now you can stop all that shananagans. Your british do you hear??

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:31 pm

qsducks;1127153 wrote: Anybody up for a snowball fight?:wah:

pick me, pick me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:45 pm

Odie;1127165 wrote: pick me, pick me!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey, I asked Gill to resend that email as I deleted it. It's hilarious.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:03 pm

Galbally;1126765 wrote: Oh don't mind them, the Brits slag everyone all the time (including you), you think thats bad about the Irish, you should hear them when they get going about the French. :-6

God damn French. :yh_rotfl

Putain, et merde alors, Galbally!!!!!! Tres bien - I'm joining the Americans. Jester - lend me one of your guns please. Kid you not, I'm a very good shot - and I must avenge zis slight!!! Amour, oui - love ees awesome, but first we fight zees Anglo Saxon cochons.

(including zer Irish leetle friends). Nom d'un chien!!!!:D Zis weel be like old times. We throw ze Brits out of America, and right down ze gulf of Mexico...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:12 pm

oscar;1127162 wrote: i've warned you paddy about defecting now you can stop all that shananagans. Your british do you hear??

British my arse. :driving:

Don't call me paddy by the way, this isn't the 1970s, and I don't like it.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:13 pm

AussiePam;1127190 wrote: Putain, et merde alors, Galbally!!!!!! Tres bien - I'm joining the Americans. Jester - lend me one of your guns please. Kid you not, I'm a very good shot - and I must avenge zis slight!!! Amour, oui - love ees awesome, but first we fight zees Anglo Saxon cochons.

(including zer Irish leetle friends). Nom d'un chien!!!!:D Zis weel be like old times. We throw ze Brits out of America, and right down ze gulf of Mexico...

Nice one. :-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:20 pm

Which the feck side are you on Galbally. Parce que I am on ze other side. You understand, you French-insulting Irishman. Just because you write damn good songs does not mean that we are still made for each other... Il me faut du cafe!!!! Gotta have coffeeee... NOW.. Then we Keeeel ze enemies.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:29 pm

Galbally;1127195 wrote: British my arse. :driving:

Don't call me paddy by the way, this isn't the 1970s, and I don't like it.

YES, YOUR ARSE MAY BE BRITISH BUT IT'S GOT TO BE THE REST OF YOU AS WELL. INCLUDING THAT TINY DANGLY BIT. :p:p:p:p:p

Apologies for calling you a P****Y. Is Seamus OK?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:36 pm

oscar;1127213 wrote: YES, YOUR ARSE MAY BE BRITISH BUT IT'S GOT TO BE THE REST OF YOU AS WELL. INCLUDING THAT TINY DANGLY BIT. :p:p:p:p:p

Apologies for calling you a P****Y. Is Seamus OK?

Apology accepted, madam aside from that; you may call me whatever you wish, but be assured that all my bits are as Irish as the Hill of Tara.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:54 pm

jimbo;1127245 wrote: i refer you to the recent irish pork scandle also known as irish toxix sausage :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I would like to make it clear that my sausage is not toxic, and that recent unfortunateness was nothing to do with me.......whatsoever. :wah:

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:02 pm

All Righty then,,,

first

Galbally, just for future reference my 3 grand babies call me grandma, :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

second,

ducks, are you really thinking this is gonna be a snowball fight ?

maybe we should leave that an open question till jester gets in here cuz I'm thinking throwing snowballs would only tickle Oscar and we can't be having no Brits laughing as if they were 'tickled pink ' ya know ?

And besides we already got their Irish guy

and an Aussie that sounds like she speaks french or something and you know what they say about them folks ? one of them are as good in a tight as 14 Brits ( I just made that up ) I'm pretty funny ,huh ???)

And last but not least, I come from the desert and have nothing to wear for winter weather games in the the oh so cold snow ball country,,now if

you have a problem with ammo throwing implements we can always switch you and Galbally he probably is tried of peeling veggies anyways,,

I'm sure there are only a million and 3 things I'm forgetting to mention but I'm thirsty so will stop here,

scholle-kid goes looking for that bottle ,where the Irish guy :yh_eyebro:driving:

good thing one of my cousins was a boy scout and owns a saloon and taught all us cousins about being prepared ,

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:05 pm

I could be persuaded to join the Irish-American alliance - as long as you supply proper whisky...........

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:23 pm

Chookie;1127268 wrote: I could be persuaded to join the Irish-American alliance - as long as you supply proper whisky...........

You can bring your own single malt from the highlands, I have a couple of bottle of Tullamore Dew, and one 12 year old Jameson I have been saving for just such an occasion. Your in with the right crowd now. Lets get ready to rumble.

P.S. Sorry SC I didn't realize, its the drink you see, fecks up me eyes. Can I stop peeling now, me hands are red raw.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:34 pm

jimbo;1127306 wrote: you drunken scotts you start off all anti english you have a few whisky's then usually fight each other whilst your english mates try to pull you apart :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

well thats what happens in my pub :-6:-6

Have you got a pub? :-2

Come on join us, its great on our side. We have some potatoes, we can make chips later and everything. :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:40 pm

Yep, ya got it right, Schollkers!! My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure... or was that Sir Lancelot's heart - and of course lances bring us all back to Galbally's toxic sausage somehow. This is really what the brawl is all about, isn't it? Can someone remind me which side I'm on???

Are the Irish ever on a side? I thought if you had two Irishmen in a room, you had three opposing opinions? And they were always on the other side anyway. Tricky???

Why don't I run a protection racket for everyone????

Yes, I like this idea!!! How does it work????? - I hear you all eagerly ask. YOU ALL PAY ME, and I let you use this thread for your fisticuffs / love-ins / personal explanations / pontifications. And there is a coffee machine PLUS a guinness pump NOT TO MENTION a large bottle of Glenlaughthraghghhnoidgh whiskey AND a teapot!!! Can't say fairer than that...

:sneaky:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:48 pm

AussiePam;1127331 wrote: Yep, ya got it right, Schollkers!! My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure... or was that Sir Lancelot's heart - and of course lances bring us all back to Galbally's toxic sausage somehow. This is really what the brawl is all about, isn't it? Can someone remind me which side I'm on???

Are the Irish ever on a side? I thought if you had two Irishmen in a room, you had three opposing opinions? And they were always on the other side anyway. Tricky???

Why don't I run a protection racket for everyone????

Yes, I like this idea!!! How does it work????? - I hear you all eagerly ask. YOU ALL PAY ME, and I let you use this thread for your fisticuffs / love-ins / personal explanations / pontifications. And there is a coffee machine PLUS a guinness pump NOT TO MENTION a large bottle of Glenlaughthraghghhnoidgh whiskey AND a teapot!!! Can't say fairer than that...

:sneaky:

I'm with whoever supplies the most drink of course, sure isn't that the only side to be on in any fight?

Begod. :wah:

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:52 pm

I did the same thing when I first joined FG ,once while posting to spot, one of the other members put me straight, I noticed last night but was in the middle of something and forgot till you ask .

Are you still peeling veggies ? please stop if there's one thing I hate , that's red raw hands on a drinking man, it clashes with the nice amber of sour mash sipping whisky .

Chookie , Welcome ,I am not sure what is considered 'proper whiskey unless you mean it comes in it's own drinking glass and pours out when tipped like so. ??

Oh, and if what jim says is true about drinking and fighting each other . Well it is allowed with just one rule. make sure the bottle is put a safe distance away from the action so any by standers can reach it comfortable and the drunks fighting won't accidentally spill it. Alcohol abuse will not be tolerated under no circumstances.

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:09 pm

It just came to me that we need a leader person to make all the really big decisions and take all the responsiblity of comming to an understanding and paying for about what is a fair deal on AussiePam's protection racket. I say we make some nomanations and we all vote. i'll start

I nomanate Jester .

hey, is this a real drink or even a real word? Glenlaughthraghghhnoidgh

or is it something you would find a 'jack a lope' drinking ? could we have a coffee pot instead of a machine , those filters .:yh_sick they take out all the good stuff that makes coffee worth drinking. just asking ?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:28 pm

Jester;1126560 wrote: Gal I'd much prefer having a Pint with ya and chatting about why this global warming things got ya so hot when the arctic ice is back to its highest levels since 1979... Lets keep the warships on friendly terms eh buddy?;) God Bless ya man!

Your claim surprised me so much I googled it and found the blog that made the claim.

Then I went to the Nations Snow and Ice Data Centre that is tasked with keeping the satellite record and found :-

As is typical during mid-winter, sea ice extent increased overall in January; maximum monthly extent is expected in March. However, January ice extent remained well below normal compared to the long-term record. Ice extent averaged for January 2009 is the sixth lowest January in the satellite record. Also of note is that from January 15 to 26, ice extent saw essentially no increase; an unusual wind pattern appears to have been the cause.

Arctic Sea Ice News & Analysis

Quite a difference don't you think?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:28 pm

scholle-kid;1127355 wrote: I did the same thing when I first joined FG ,once while posting to spot, one of the other members put me straight, I noticed last night but was in the middle of something and forgot till you ask .

Are you still peeling veggies ? please stop if there's one thing I hate , that's red raw hands on a drinking man, it clashes with the nice amber of sour mash sipping whisky .

Chookie , Welcome ,I am not sure what is considered 'proper whiskey unless you mean it comes in it's own drinking glass and pours out when tipped like so. ??

Oh, and if what jim says is true about drinking and fighting each other . Well it is allowed with just one rule. make sure the bottle is put a safe distance away from the action so any by standers can reach it comfortable and the drunks fighting won't accidentally spill it. Alcohol abuse will not be tolerated under no circumstances.

No he means Whisky, without the e, thats what you'd call Scotch.

Whiskey is the Irish version, which we maintain of course is far superior; however, the rest of the world seems to concur with the Scots that they make the better whisky so I have to bow to the weight of popular opinion, as its true that they do make exceedingly good stuff.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:01 pm

scholle-kid;1127355 wrote: Chookie , Welcome ,I am not sure what is considered 'proper whiskey unless you mean it comes in it's own drinking glass and pours out when tipped

Gally has already cleared up this matter, so I will put your ignorance of proper whisky down to your being American, thus having no knowledge of the real holy water.

scholle-kid;1127355 wrote: Oh, and if what jim says is true about drinking and fighting each other . Well it is allowed with just one rule. make sure the bottle is put a safe distance away from the action so any by standers can reach it comfortable and the drunks fighting won't accidentally spill it. Alcohol abuse will not be tolerated under no circumstances.

In this neck of the woods (see, I can talk American), animated discussions are not permitted in the vicinity of refreshments. Discussions must be removed from the presence of whisky - even the inferior Irish version.

scholle-kid;1127385 wrote: I nominatete Jester .

Fine with me.

scholle-kid;1127355 wrote: hey, is this a real drink or even a real word? Glenlaughthraghghhnoidgh

It pains me to have to inform you, but this is what Australians term a "joke".

Galbally;1127415 wrote: however, the rest of the world seems to concur with the Scots that they make the better whisky so I have to bow to the weight of popular opinion, as its true that they do make exceedingly good stuff.

Indeed we do, and we are currently moving legislation through our parliament to enforce a total ban on the export of single malt whisky. To anywhere.

Additionally, it has occurred to me that this alliance can no longer be referred to as Irish- American, therefore this will have to change........

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:42 pm

Chookie;1127268 wrote: I could be persuaded to join the Irish-American alliance - as long as you supply proper whisky...........

I will not have defecting in my ranks you here. Typical of you caber tossers, you'll do anythign for the whisky. Well, I have a 100 yr old malt and a nice cup of tea.

Besides, you hang out with that Irish tatty tarmac layer and your love sword will become toxic, you'll develop 'galloping knob rot' and you'll end up singing 'If your Irish, come into me parlour'

Be it on your own haggis. Once you've defected to the Irish and it goes tits up, don't expect me the British to come and save your porridge arrse. :p:p:p

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:46 pm

scholle-kid;1127385 wrote: It just came to me that we need a leader person to make all the really big decisions and take all the responsiblity of comming to an understanding and paying for about what is a fair deal on AussiePam's protection racket. I say we make some nomanations and we all vote. i'll start

I nomanate Jester .

hey, is this a real drink or even a real word? Glenlaughthraghghhnoidgh

or is it something you would find a 'jack a lope' drinking ? could we have a coffee pot instead of a machine , those filters .:yh_sick they take out all the good stuff that makes coffee worth drinking. just asking ?

If you get Jester, i will bring in my secret weapon......Peter Lake... HA... and to finish you all off.. I have our single most deadly weapon.

You have been warned.

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:01 pm

Chookie;1127441 wrote: Gally has already cleared up this matter, so I will put your ignorance of proper whisky down to your being American, thus having no knowledge of the real holy water...

I have to admit I never learnt how to 'properly spell whisky or Whiskey which ever it maybe. because it has always been pronounced JD Black 'in my neck of the woods'. but I do thank you both for taking the time out to expand my knowledge on the subject . My grand dad always said "the day you stop learning ,is the day you start dying "

Chookie;1127441 wrote:

In this neck of the woods (see, I can talk American), animated discussions are not permitted in the vicinity of refreshments. Discussions must be removed from the presence of whisky - even the inferior Irish version.

This is can only be good . right ?

Chookie;1127441 wrote:

Fine with me.

then I nominate someone else to tell Jester he's been nominated

Chookie;1127441 wrote:

It pains me to have to inform you, but this is what Australians term a "joke".

Well, the 'jack a lope is an imaginary creature invented by a very drunk gringo(white man) either from Texas or New Mexico that had been drinking way to much tequila for way to long in the very hot sun. I choose to believe it was a Texan so it doesn't pain me to tell people about it.

Chookie;1127441 wrote:

Indeed we do, and we are currently moving legislation through our parliament to enforce a total ban on the export of single malt whisky. To anywhere.

Chookie;1127441 wrote:

Additionally, it has occurred to me that this alliance can no longer be referred to as Irish- American, therefore this will have to change......

Well that sort of goes with out saying since we are so far as I can tell an Irish, an AussiePam , a Scots and 2 or 3 Americans ( some live stock and wildlife. secret weapons from New Mexico.)

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:23 pm

oscar;1127478 wrote: If you get Jester, i will bring in my secret weapon......Peter Lake... HA... and to finish you all off.. I have our single most deadly weapon.

YouTube - Flash Gordon Brown.wmv

You have been warned.

:yh_tong2

Shoot fire , with Jester ,Chookie and Galbally to take care of your :yh_tong2:yh_rotflmost deadly:yh_rotfl weapon.:yh_rotfl

the rest of us are going to be bored out of our minds trying to find :yh_sleepsomething to keep awake ,, as it is those three will have to rotate out just to say they had reason for get up that morning :yh_sleep

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:45 pm

uuummm so what's this fight about anyway?

Youv'e lost me:-2

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:47 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1127505 wrote: uuummm so what's this fight about anyway?

Youv'e lost me:-2

do we really care?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:15 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1127505 wrote: uuummm so what's this fight about anyway?

Youv'e lost me:-2

I don't think it has never been discussed . Oscar ask " if a certain group of brits ( they are named in the Op) were to start a prentedy fight with some Americans how bad did they figure they would get their bums kicked. that is not exactly a quote ,but since I am telling this i will tell it my way ,:sneaky:

I am pretty sure us Americans:yh_flag are winning because I like to be a winner and again I am telling this etc...:guitarist :guitarist

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:22 pm

Jester;1127515 wrote: OK I'm so lost in this thread I don't know which way is up- someone point me towards the enemy and give me a kill order. I'll handle the rest.:-3

did someone inform you that you have been nominayed the leader of our side ? it's not the Brits vs the Americans anymore.

cuz we have an Irish guy, an AussiePam, a Scot and some livestock and wildlife and 2or 3 Americans. and be careful cuz oscar has a deadly secert weapon that will make you laugh your a** off when it attacks. . i don't know which way she is cuz we have all been sort of thirsty today,,:D

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:32 pm

scholle-kid;1127519 wrote: I don't think it has never been discussed . Oscar ask " if a certain group of brits ( they are named in the Op) were to start a prentedy fight with some Americans how bad did they figure they would get their bums kicked. that is not exactly a quote ,but since I am telling this i will tell it my way ,:sneaky:

I am pretty sure us Americans:yh_flag are winning because I like to be a winner and again I am telling this etc...:guitarist :guitarist

It's always about the brits and the US!:-5:-5

what about us eh?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

we can kick both your ass's!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:35 pm

JAB;1127542 wrote: Now what did either of my asses ever do to you?! :p :wah:

read my sigy!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:35 pm

Jester;1127538 wrote: I havn't got an ass...

I'm the leader? Who's crazy fool idea is that?:-2

you were nominated

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:39 pm

oscar;1127478 wrote: If you get Jester, i will bring in my secret weapon......Peter Lake... HA... and to finish you all off.. I have our single most deadly weapon.

YouTube - Flash Gordon Brown.wmv

You have been warned.

see, it is Oscar's fault because we felt this was a challenge sort of .

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:39 pm

Jester;1127547 wrote: Great, the second I'm the leader the war expands to a threeway... why do these things always happen to me?

Did everybody not get the memo? IM RETIRED!

:yh_rotfl

so am I retired, but I must win this war!

all hands on deck, do we even have ships here?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:40 pm

JAB;1127548 wrote: I don't wanna.

just joking babe.