VIRUS ALERT Affects both PC Mac users

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:39 pm

I thought you would like to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Who me?

5. Causes you to forget to attach the Attachment. Darn it!

6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. Crap !

7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' Crap! CRAP!!

8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' Oh Shoot!

IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:46 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:11 pm

Chezzie;1129055 wrote: I thought you would like to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960 OK I'm a listening.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that! Me too.

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. That too! And me.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep! Hugely embarassing and just recently sent the wrong email to the very wrong person. (Shan't be getting any job offers from there now.)

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Who me? Not yet, but almost.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the Attachment. Darn it! Every time almost!

6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. Crap ! Nope, usually manage to finish crap before sending email.

7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' Crap! CRAP!! Only FG submission so far which is probably jujst as well rather than sending crap.

8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' Oh Shoot! Only realise this when nursing a hangover the next morning.

IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:14 pm

omg......can't stop laughing!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:33 pm

This could quite easily apply to text messages too, I don't care to remember how many times I have sent a text to the wrong person :wah::wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:35 pm

Im reporting you lady for watching me emailing people:-5:-5:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:41 pm

Carolly;1129106 wrote: Im reporting you lady for watching me emailing people:-5:-5:sneaky:

Im reporting you for sending me everyone elses emails:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:46 pm

Chezzie;1129109 wrote: Im reporting you for sending me everyone elses emails:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflThe one that said your wonderful was meant for Kaz:-5:-5:sneaky:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:49 pm

So, what happened to all the emails that were meant for me?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:49 pm

Carolly;1129114 wrote: The one that said your wonderful was meant for Kaz:-5:-5:sneaky:

ohhh Poor Kaz, I read what you would like to do with her given half the chance:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:03 pm

Chezzie;1129122 wrote: ohhh Poor Kaz, I read what you would like to do with her given half the chance:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflI was going through my butch stage:sneaky::rolleyes:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Chezzie;1129055 wrote: I thought you would like to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Who me?

5. Causes you to forget to attach the Attachment. Darn it!

6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. Crap !

7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' Crap! CRAP!!

8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' Oh Shoot!

IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'

I am a victim of this horrible virus. Please stop making fun of me. :-1 :yh_rotfl

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:49 pm

I am a victim of this horrible virus. Please stop making fun of me.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:27 pm

Peg;1129161 wrote: I am a victim of this horrible virus. Please stop making fun of me.

Would you repeat that again?

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:38 pm

OpenMind;1129121 wrote: So, what happened to all the emails that were meant for me?

Your asking for Kaz's email that say's 'your wonderful'?

OK hun, except an email that say's "your wonderful".:-4:-4

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:12 pm

Amber Sun;1129230 wrote: Your asking for Kaz's email that say's 'your wonderful'?

OK hun, except an email that say's "your wonderful".:-4:-4

o:o

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:59 pm

OpenMind;1129252 wrote:

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:oLOL, sorry the word was supposed to be 'expect'. But you already know that.:-4

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:23 am

:wah:

"What are you talking about?"

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Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:51 am

along-for-the-ride;1129509 wrote: :wah:

"What are you talking about?"

Who you talking to?

.... How in heck do we abbreviate your name?

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 12:19 pm

Amber Sun;1129694 wrote: How in heck do we abbreviate your name?

'Aftr' does it.

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:13 pm

OpenMind;1129710 wrote: 'Aftr' does it.

Hi OP, I thought of Aftr, even typed it in, but it appears to give the impression of 'after' not typed in correctly. Perhaps I'll just use AFR.:-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:28 pm

Amber Sun;1129755 wrote: Hi OP, I thought of Aftr, even typed it in, but it appears to give the impression of 'after' not typed in correctly. Perhaps I'll just use AFR.:-6

Aftr is what the rest of us here use.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:35 pm

I've often been called senile but this virus doesn't count for me as I was born after 1960:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:10 pm

Amber Sun;1129694 wrote: Who you talking to?

.... How in heck do we abbreviate your name?

:wah: AFTR works for me. No need to be formal.

And yes, it does almost look like the work "after".

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:18 pm

along-for-the-ride;1130060 wrote: :wah: AFTR works for me. No need to be formal.

And yes, it does almost look like the work "after".

OK hun, AFTR it will be. :-6