Do You Like it Stiff Ladies?.........

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:44 pm

Didn't i just know that all your mucky pups would look here like a shot? :yh_rotfl

I was refering to :

BROOMS

YARD BRUSHES

DRINKS

UPPER LIPS (BRITISH ONLY)

TOOOTHBRUSH

Now, what did you think it meant???

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:53 pm

:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::yh_rotfl

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:50 pm

oscar;1127175 wrote: didn't i just know that all your mucky pups would look here like a shot? :yh_rotfl

i was refering to :

Brooms

yard brushes

drinks

upper lips (british only)

tooothbrush

now, what did you think it meant???

grin

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:59 pm

Oscar has been toying with us ladies, lately. Teasing us with sexual inuendos in her thread titles.

What shall we do with her?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:06 pm

along-for-the-ride;1127368 wrote: Oscar has been toying with us ladies, lately. Teasing us with sexual inuendos in her thread titles.

What shall we do with her?

Starch her knickers!!! :wah::wah::wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:48 pm

Betty Boop;1127378 wrote: Starch her knickers!!! :wah::wah::wah:

My knickers are already starched Boooooooooooooby Dooooooooooooo as i like all my possessions to be stiff. :yh_rotfl

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:55 pm

along-for-the-ride;1127368 wrote: Oscar has been toying with us ladies, lately. Teasing us with sexual inuendos in her thread titles.

What shall we do with her?

Perhaps her man needs Viagra?

Yep, that must be it or else he is sleeping on the sofa and she is 'without' and becoming obsessed.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:00 pm

Amber Sun;1127485 wrote: Perhaps her man needs Viagra?

Yep, that must be it or else he is sleeping on the sofa and she is 'without' and becoming obsessed.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I have plenty of Viagre........Do you ant to borrow some???:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:46 pm

oscar;1127175 wrote: Didn't i just know that all your mucky pups would look here like a shot? :yh_rotfl

I was refering to :

BROOMS

YARD BRUSHES

DRINKS

UPPER LIPS (BRITISH ONLY)

TOOOTHBRUSH

Now, what did you think it meant???

not those, damn!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:49 pm

oscar;1127488 wrote: I have plenty of Viagre........Do you ant to borrow some???:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Don't need it here hun. But if Viagra isn't your problem then perhaps it's the second guess that's correct?

Oh LOL, foolish me, I know what the problem is hun, it's coming on spring time and you prob experience it earlier some others. Evolution is kicking in and the 'mating season is upon yea'.

Gather yea yer high-priestess wear, smudge yer skin with symbols of the ancient past, twine sprigs from yon Rowan tree for yer hair and dance neath the light of the silver moon. Gather to yerself a fine strong male and lay neath the sacred oak till yon sacred sun begins to creep ov'r horizon. Then with light heart and step dance yea to yer abode with thine secret hidden in thy heart.

Prescribed by

Her High Priestess Amber Sun

There hun, that's what you're needing.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:36 am

Amber Sun;1127597 wrote: Don't need it here hun. But if Viagra isn't your problem then perhaps it's the second guess that's correct?

Oh LOL, foolish me, I know what the problem is hun, it's coming on spring time and you prob experience it earlier some others. Evolution is kicking in and the 'mating season is upon yea'.

Gather yea yer high-priestess wear, smudge yer skin with symbols of the ancient past, twine sprigs from yon Rowan tree for yer hair and dance neath the light of the silver moon. Gather to yerself a fine strong male and lay neath the sacred oak till yon sacred sun begins to creep ov'r horizon. Then with light heart and step dance yea to yer abode with thine secret hidden in thy heart.

Prescribed by

Her High Priestess Amber Sun

There hun, that's what you're needing.

Thankyou Amber. It's always the same FG's who look though :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:11 pm

oscar;1131497 wrote: Thankyou Amber. It's always the same FG's who look though :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey Oscar, how come you're not playing?:( You're supposed to speak in old English after you have painted a scene of robes, scared groves etc, etc. You aren't being fun today.:wah::wah:

:-6

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:19 pm

Amber Sun;1131717 wrote: Hey Oscar, how come you're not playing?:( You're supposed to speak in old English after you have painted a scene of robes, scared groves etc, etc. You aren't being fun today.:wah::wah:

:-6

As a member of the Labour party who voted for 'New Labour', i have no idea of this strange tongue. Twas a world of Olde England before i was born. :wah:

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:36 pm

oscar;1131726 wrote: As a member of the Labour party who voted for 'New Labour', i have no idea of this strange tongue. Twas a world of Olde England before i was born. :wah:

Hey, you're getting into this now:-6. Well then just leave the old english out and don thine robes, and instead of going into the scared grove this time:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl we shall enter the sacred grove.:sneaky::yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:41 pm

Amber Sun;1131789 wrote: Hey, you're getting into this now:-6. Well then just leave the old english out and don thine robes, and instead of going into the scared grove this time:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl we shall enter the sacred grove.:sneaky::yh_rotfl

I can get into the groove but i'm not sure about the 'scared grove' :wah:

twas an era fore thy generation when england twas England and hence thou idiot Tony Blair doth perjure thine country.

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:46 pm

oscar;1131792 wrote: I can get into the groove but i'm not sure about the 'scared grove' :wah:

twas an era fore thy generation when england twas England and hence thou idiot Tony Blair doth perjure thine country.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl LOL, the reference to the 'scared ' grove was to a mis-spelling of mine in the other post. I transposed the c and a.

What the heck has Tony Blair got to do with the sacred grove?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:52 pm

Amber Sun;1131794 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl LOL, the reference to the 'scared ' grove was to a mis-spelling of mine in the other post. I transposed the c and a.

What the heck has Tony Blair got to do with the sacred grove?

I have absolutely no idea.... I just enjoy calling him an idiot at any oppportunity :yh_rotfl

I can pimp my ride and slap my bitch up if that helps?????

Amber.....this truelly is the way British teenagers talk now all the olde English has been thrown out the window.

YouTube - catherine tate meets prime minister

Amber Sun · Post by **Amber Sun** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:01 pm

oscar;1131799 wrote: I have absolutely no idea.... I just enjoy calling him an idiot at any oppportunity :yh_rotfl

I can pimp my ride and slap my bitch up if that helps?????

Amber.....this truelly is the way British teenagers talk now all the olde English has been thrown out the window.

YouTube - catherine tate meets prime minister

Yes, unfortunately our teenagers talk nuttsy also. :yh_rotfl Woe is me Oscar, I just wanted to pretend play for a bit and you like to create scenarios so I thought you might happily join in.:-1 You have a war game going on in the other thread but a tin pot on my head and a sawed off broomstick in my hand would not go well with long white robes and garlands of rowan in our hair. :-3

:-6:-6