Nomads first BIG question of the day

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:17 am

Nomad;1139780 wrote: Would you mind asking BTS why hes such a retard ?

Hmm Nomad, go ahead ask him yourself he is right here, be careful. Remember he is a "tardo" now..... so go easy.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:01 am

BTS;1139887 wrote: Hmm Nomad, go ahead ask him yourself he is right here, be careful. Remember he is a "tardo" now..... so go easy.

Hi Buddy..... errrrmmmm what's a Tardo?? Please?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:50 am

oscar;1139924 wrote: Hi Buddy..... errrrmmmm what's a Tardo?? Please?

tardo:

abreviation of a retard. someone who is idiotic. used in place of the overly used insult of retard.

karen is a tardo because she can't understand simple emails or follow directions. such a tardo.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:53 am

BTS;1139887 wrote: Hmm Nomad, go ahead ask him yourself he is right here, be careful. Remember he is a "tardo" now..... so go easy.

What a pleasant surprise. :-6

I prefer to think of myself as a dork but tardo works.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:23 am

Odie;1139956 wrote: tardo:

abreviation of a retard. someone who is idiotic. used in place of the overly used insult of retard.

karen is a tardo because she can't understand simple emails or follow directions. such a tardo.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ahhhhh, i see,

Well i wouldn't describe BTL as one of those.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:58 pm

Odie;1139956 wrote: tardo:

abreviation of a retard. someone who is idiotic. used in place of the overly used insult of retard.

karen is a tardo because she can't understand simple emails or follow directions. such a tardo.

:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey that's not nice..........

I resemble that remark.........

now when is nomad gonna get around to asking me?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:36 pm

Prefer the term "retardo" myself. Gives it a Mediterranean feel. :p

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:07 pm

BTS;1140162 wrote: Hey that's not nice..........

I resemble that remark.........

now when is nomad gonna get around to asking me?

Hey, Oscar asked what a tardo was, that's all!:-5:-5

definitely not you, but sure can think of one or two!:D

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:06 pm

Odie;1140205 wrote: Hey, Oscar asked what a tardo was, that's all!:-5:-5

definitely not you, but sure can think of one or two!:D

Is it waht us Brits call a 'Minger'? :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:38 pm

oscar;1140259 wrote: Is it waht us Brits call a 'Minger'? :wah:

what's a minger?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:41 pm

Odie;1140286 wrote: what's a minger?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl The sort of person you only have sex with after drinking a bottle of Whiskey and 10 cans of beer.:wah::wah:

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:29 am

oscar;1140288 wrote: The sort of person you only have sex with after drinking a bottle of Whiskey and 10 cans of beer.:wah::wah:

you know.........I never went to bed with a ugly lady...............

.........butt I sure have woke up with a few........

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:59 am

BTS;1142461 wrote:

you know.........I never went to bed with a ugly lady...............

.........butt I sure have woke up with a few........

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Bet you never woke up to find their carer there as well? :yh_rotfl

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:33 am

oscar;1142474 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Bet you never woke up to find their carer there as well? :yh_rotfl

OK I bite...............

What's a carer?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:38 am

got any food in here?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:48 am

BTS;1142490 wrote: OK I bite...............

What's a carer?

CARER.....as in nurse :yh_rotfl

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:49 am

OK seeing as Nomad won't ask me face to face I will just answer the damb question.............

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nomad

Would you mind asking BTS why hes such a retard ?

BTS walks into a bar and sees his friend Nomad slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Nomad what's wrong. "Well," replies Nomad, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies BTS with a laugh. "Well," says Nomad, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says BTS, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Nomad, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says BTS. "So I get to her door," says Nomad, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:51 am

oscar;1142500 wrote: CARER.....as in nurse :yh_rotfl

OH OK a nurse...........sheesh I always ended up at their house not mine......:guitarist:guitarist