this is a true story that happened to someone i know!
Guy was having his portrait made, when it came time to pick out what pictures he wanted, the lady showed him a before and after photo of another lady showing how they can touch up a picture and make you look better. The man commented "thats the ugliest woman i believe i have ever seen"!
the lady replied. "thats my mother"!

i know thats sounds like a old joke i've heard before, but this actually happened!
and is i think a lesson for us all! :-6