The Taoiseach (PM) will be over as usual on Patrick's day saying hello to Barack Obama with a bowl of Shamrock, and probably an invite to where Barak comes from (which everyone knows is actually in Co Offay, a village called Moneygall).
I am not sure what he makes of the Irish thing, but hell, its worth a shot, he is throwing a lot of money around, maybe we can hit him for some of the stimulus package by pretending that we are actually a US state or something ("Really, really East Virginia" maybe??
If that doesn't work we could always pretend we are an area of China and go over to Bejing with a bag of leprechauns, or maybe prentend to be one of the German Lander called Eire-Wurtenburger (though they (the Germans) are kinda p*ssed off with us over the Lisbon thing, whoops).
In any case, if your Irish or descended from the land of the little people and unpaid for BMWs, do spare a little thought for us still here back home.
Eireann go braith! :-6