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I saw this ad in a taxi so just looked at it, press " Start your free session"

Computer Tan :-2
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abbey;1161111 wrote: I saw this ad in a taxi so just looked at it, press " Start your free session"

Computer Tan :-2


did you turn orange?
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Clever..!! great way to get the message out.:-6
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abbey;1161111 wrote: I saw this ad in a taxi so just looked at it, press " Start your free session"

Computer Tan :-2


Oh my good grief! That is so shocking :thinking:
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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I have been screaming this for years now. My mother works for a dermatologist (same since 25 years ago) and we were always warned about this. It happens QUICK. I love being pasty white, not only will it save my life, but I will look younger longer too.

I am 32 years old and I got carded for an R rated movie a couple months ago.
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A website which offered users the chance to get a tan from their computer screens has been outed as part of a campaign by a skin cancer charity.

Although the website was a hoax, around 200,000 people visited the site to find out how they could get a tan from their computer.

A spokesperson for the charity said: "This is an astonishing response and has undoubtedly helped raise awareness of the dangers of skin cancer in this country."

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abbey;1161111 wrote: I saw this ad in a taxi so just looked at it, press " Start your free session"

Computer Tan :-2


Ques; For Ya If I Answer This Post With Nothing But [ FACTS ] Will I Get In Trouble ??????
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Daniyal;1161185 wrote: Ques; For Ya If I Answer This Post With Nothing But [ FACTS ] Will I Get In Trouble ??????
I dont know.

will you?
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abbey;1161190 wrote: I dont know.

will you?




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If you put your question in a manner that I can understand, then I will answer you.
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abbey;1161201 wrote: If you put your question in a manner that I can understand, then I will answer you.


:wah::wah: If I Write A Post On Why Caucasian Want / Love To Get A Tan , Will I Get In Trouble Yes Or No ?
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Daniyal;1161226 wrote: :wah::wah: If I Write A Post On Why Caucasian Want / Love To Get A Tan , Will I Get In Trouble Yes Or No ?


Oh come on Daniyal, you know the rules of FG, as long as you stay within the boundaries of those rules then you will be OK. If you think that what you are about to say would contravene those rules, then do not write them down ! Simple innit?
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Daniyal;1161226 wrote: :wah::wah: If I Write A Post On Why Caucasian Want / Love To Get A Tan , Will I Get In Trouble Yes Or No ?


Theres really nowhere to go from here but forward.
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G#Gill;1161282 wrote: Oh come on Daniyal, you know the rules of FG, as long as you stay within the boundaries of those rules then you will be OK. If you think that what you are about to say would contravene those rules, then do not write them down ! Simple innit?


We both know the rules doesn't apply to everyone so cut that out ! I'm talking to [ abbey ] Its Her Post Not Your , So Stay Out Of our Business
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Daniyal;1161330 wrote: We both know the rules doesn't apply to everyone so cut that out ! I'm talking to [ abbey ] Its Her Post Not Your , So Stay Out Of our Business




Is Gill getting all up in your grill ?
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Daniyal;1161226 wrote: :wah::wah: If I Write A Post On Why Caucasian Want / Love To Get A Tan , Will I Get In Trouble Yes Or No ?
No of course you wont.
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WHy do Caucasian's want/love to get a tan?
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I'm Scottish.

I started out blue.

I go on holiday.

I get red.

Then I get redder.

Then I blister,

Then I look like hell!

Then I peel.

Then I look white.

I get home.

Back to being blue.

Scottish skin should have a built in layer of sun screen!

Seriously I never go out in the sun without sunscreen - even on holiday. I love the warmth but the thought of getting burnt is just too much!

I tried a sun bed once and looked slightly less blue and slightly more than white! Haven't bothered again.

Covered in freckles and little moles all over and from a distance can look tanned (join the dots? lol)

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Daniyal;1161226 wrote: :wah::wah: If I Write A Post On Why Caucasian Want / Love To Get A Tan , Will I Get In Trouble Yes Or No ?


I seriousley want to know. I see your online, answer the question!!!! I am impatient!!!;)
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TheNewDG;1161460 wrote: I seriousley want to know. I see your online, answer the question!!!! I am impatient!!!;)




Watch that tone little Fellow :wah::wah:
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Daniyal;1161465 wrote: Watch that tone little Fellow :wah::wah:


Well? WHat facts are out there that tell us why caucasians love to tan????
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abbey;1161355 wrote: No of course you wont.


So I Got Your [ Word ] I Wont Get Burn / Jack By Any Moderators / Administrator / Owner Website '' Yes '' !
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Daniyal;1161474 wrote: So I Got Your [ Word ] I Wont Get Burn / Jack By Any Moderators / Administrator / Owner Website '' Yes '' !


YES! Continue...:yh_wait
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TheNewDG;1161489 wrote: YES! Continue...:yh_wait


Shes not a moderator.

The risk is high.

They could swoop down with their talons and whisk you off to the dumping grounds.
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Nomad;1161505 wrote: Shes not a moderator.

The risk is high.

They could swoop down with their talons and whisk you off to the dumping grounds.


I Know They're Trying To Be A Pain In The Butt , Seeking Attention Veryyyy Sad :( Isn't It .
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Nomad;1161505 wrote: Shes not a moderator.

The risk is high.

They could swoop down with their talons and whisk you off to the dumping grounds.


Sidebar: this is wickedly coincidental because while simultaneously checking FG topics, I am near an anxiety attack because there is a dead deer outside my model home with about ten to twelve vultures hovering around, sitting on the roof (making all kinds of noise), etc. I have a serious bird phobia. You just upped the tension!!! WEIRD!
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Daniyal;1161506 wrote: I Know They're Trying To Be A Pain In The Butt , Seeking Attention Veryyyy Sad :( Isn't It .


Oh forget it. Im not that interested. I was curios as to shy you would make a statement like that. Im over it now.
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Daniyal;1161506 wrote: I Know They're Trying To Be A Pain In The Butt , Seeking Attention Veryyyy Sad :( Isn't It .




It is extremely sad. I just will never understand why people have to be pains in the butts.

Attention seekers are really the saddest people of all.







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Sidebar: this is wickedly coincidental because while simultaneously checking FG topics, I am near an anxiety attack because there is a dead deer outside my model home with about ten to twelve vultures hovering around, sitting on the roof (making all kinds of noise), etc. I have a serious bird phobia. You just upped the tension!!! WEIRD!




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TheNewDG;1161513 wrote: Oh forget it. Im not that interested. I was curios as to shy you would make a statement like that. Im over it now.




By Knowing You Have Been Reading My Post , I Know You Know I Just Don't Make Statement :wah: , But Now That Your Over It . You'll Stop Following Me Around Right ?
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Daniyal;1161527 wrote: By Knowing You Have Been Reading My Post , I Know You Know I Just Don't Make Statement :wah: , But Now That Your Over It . You'll Stop Following Me Around Right ?


I Just Wanted To Know Why You Thought That But I Am Not Going To Beg You To Tell Me. You Made A Statement That Said Whites Love To Tan And You Have Facts As To Why. I Asked What Your Facts Are And Now Your Are Running Away Like A Little Bitch.

Answer It Or Not I Dont Care, Overstand?
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TheNewDG;1161530 wrote: I Just Wanted To Know Why You Thought That But I Am Not Going To Beg You To Tell Me. You Made A Statement That Said Whites Love To Tan And You Have Facts As To Why. I Asked What Your Facts Are And Now Your Are Running Away Like A Little Bitch.

Answer It Or Not I Dont Care, Overstand?


I Think you got me mix up with your mom I'm not a bitch .
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TheNewDG;1161530 wrote: I Just Wanted To Know Why You Thought That But I Am Not Going To Beg You To Tell Me. You Made A Statement That Said Whites Love To Tan And You Have Facts As To Why. I Asked What Your Facts Are And Now Your Are Running Away Like A Little Bitch.



Answer It Or Not I Dont Care, Overstand?


:wah:



Oh go on...beg !
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Nomad;1161537 wrote: :wah:



Oh go on...beg !




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TheNewDG;1161530 wrote: I Just Wanted To Know Why You Thought That But I Am Not Going To Beg You To Tell Me. You Made A Statement That Said Whites Love To Tan And You Have Facts As To Why. I Asked What Your Facts Are And Now Your Are Running Away Like A Little Bitch.



Answer It Or Not I Dont Care, Overstand?


Daniyal;1161536 wrote: I Think you got me mix up with your mom I'm not a bitch .


Girls...Girls..Girls quit the cat fighting and get back on topic please:p



Now then Danny, why is it I like to look brown?:sneaky:
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Daniyal;1161536 wrote: I Think you got me mix up with your mom I'm not a bitch .


Ha Ha! A "Your Mother" joke. How absolutely modern! I bet you get all the girls!
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TheNewDG;1161513 wrote: Oh forget it. Im not that interested. I was curios as to shy you would make a statement like that. Im over it now.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl im like that if it dont happen pretty quick im bored and movced on to soemthing else:yh_rotfl




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TheNewDG;1161530 wrote: I Just Wanted To Know Why You Thought That But I Am Not Going To Beg You To Tell Me. You Made A Statement That Said Whites Love To Tan And You Have Facts As To Why. I Asked What Your Facts Are And Now Your Are Running Away Like A Little Bitch.

Answer It Or Not I Dont Care, Overstand?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl




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Chezzie;1161541 wrote: Girls...Girls..Girls quit the cat fighting and get back on topic please:p



Now then Danny, why is it I like to look brown?:sneaky:


Oh he is a black boy so he is probably going to throw some garbage out there how white people just want to be black. I have heard it all before....blah blah blah
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TheNewDG;1161542 wrote: Ha Ha! A "Your Mother" joke. How absolutely modern! I bet you get all the girls!




Thats a black thing. It must tie in with why you want to be dark. It also brings up that whole white women black guys thing.

I think were getting somewhere.

Its a complex societal issue. Do you secretly want to be a "sister" DG ?

You cant dance...is that it ?
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TheNewDG;1161545 wrote: Oh he is a black boy so he is probably going to throw some garbage out there how white people just want to be black. I have heard it all before....blah blah blah


He is actually a she yanno:wah:
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Chezzie;1161550 wrote: He is actually a she yanno:wah:


A black shemale ? Is she Jewish ? Jackpot !
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Chezzie;1161550 wrote: He is actually a she yanno:wah:


Ok, so SHE is a black girl who thinks all white women want to be black and that is why they tan? WHat if they secretly wanted to be Greek or Hispanic?
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Nomad;1161552 wrote: A black shemale ? Is she Jewish ? Jackpot !


I think Nomad found his soulmate.:-4
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TheNewDG;1161554 wrote: Ok, so SHE is a black girl who thinks all white women want to be black and that is why they tan? WHat if they secretly wanted to be Greek or Hispanic?


Whole different ballgame Lateesha.
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TheNewDG;1161545 wrote: Oh he is a black boy so he is probably going to throw some garbage out there how white people just want to be black. I have heard it all before....blah blah blah




My My We're Races too :wah::wah:
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Nomad;1161558 wrote: Whole different ballgame Lateesha.


:yh_rotfl
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Daniyal;1161560 wrote: My My We're Races too :wah::wah:


Of course we are races: I am of the white race, you are of the black race, Nomad is of the, not sure what race Nomad is but yes. We are races, plural. The world makes up many different races. That is what makes it so diverse and beautiful.
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TheNewDG;1161554 wrote: Ok, so SHE is a black girl who thinks all white women want to be black and that is why they tan? WHat if they secretly wanted to be Greek or Hispanic?




I Hit A Nerve Didn't I Bet Your Face Is :mad::wah::wah: Your New Tan
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Daniyal;1161566 wrote: I Hit A Nerve Didn't I Bet Your Face Is :mad::wah::wah: Your New Tan


My face is red from laughter. I actually cried a little too. You are so funny. It must have been that "yo momma" joke. Those never get old.

Yo momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family. How'd I do?
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Time out sisters...:wah:



No more personal digs please...



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